Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Ancient Pioneer said:
Qatar is already sounding the alarm bells over this and Iran has been hitting tankers near Kuwait to dissuade any attempt to use them as floating storage. Truthfully I'd expect the commodities market to be moving far faster pricing this disaster than it has been moving, we should have been over $100bbl already. I haven't even looked into how much the global food market is going to be fucked since we've lost 1/3rd of the global supply of fertilizer that passes through Hormuz.
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On the bright side, this does make Venezuelan Black Tar Heroin Crude economically viable again, which should incentivize investment from the American oil companies that took over the place.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Qatar is already sounding the alarm bells over this and Iran has been hitting tankers near Kuwait to dissuade any attempt to use them as floating storage. Truthfully I'd expect the commodities market to be moving far faster pricing this disaster than it has been moving, we should have been over $100bbl already. I haven't even looked into how much the global food market is going to be fucked since we've lost 1/3rd of the global supply of fertilizer that passes through Hormuz.
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It's my theory the war was actually launched to artificially inflate oil prices to front run or mitigate a lockup in the global financial market, which is under stress. I started saying in August it was an 80% chance America would attack Iran in March of 2026 because of this.
 
Thomas Talus said:
Sabbath function on an oven
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This User said:
I shouldn't have to live with someone this retarded betraying my country

Any other time in human history we would just quietly take care of this guy off the books
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He copes like brown because his audience and him are brown or psyopped to think like browns

Kaakaapoo said:
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It is the most jewish way one can use an oven and technically not break the laws of work (or lighting a fire) on shabbat. Basically you hit a bunch of magic buttons on your oven and it turns off the light and noises but keeps it on heating mode so you can get warm food. Most digital ovens have it (MAYBE EVEN YOURS). You just have to figure out what the button combination is.
 
inetsone said:
It's my theory the war was actually launched to artificially inflate oil prices to front run or mitigate a lockup in the global financial market, which is under stress. I started saying in August it was an 80% chance America would attack Iran in March of 2026 because of this.
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I surmise that the Trump admin expected Iran to roll over like it did last time the Israeli bombed them and fail to send a bunch of missiles and drones over 3 countries to hit Israel. Its obvious they've been caught flatfooted by the strategy to destroy oil production in the region and close Hormuz, they expected a quick bombing campaign and to be working on Cuba right now, instead they're stuck in the newest forever war with no reasonable solutions to get out of it.
 

Tehran's skyline is full of smoke following tonight's Israeli airstrikes across the capital.

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Sort of related: The Syrian government and the Druze are fucking about again so the Israelis are buzzing them with fighters to make them stop. This is a weekly occurrence at this point.

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Pro-muslim channels are claiming the event in the Beqaa Valley was a total Hezbollah victory. Censorship is extreme in Israel right now so we won't know what happened any time soon.



Iranian Forces released a new video of their recent missile attacks during Operation True Promise 4. Seemingly IRGC recently launched numerous Medium-Range Ballistic Missiles including “Khaybar Shekan” and “Ghadr / Shahab-3B” missiles.



Israeli airstrikes on the Nazi Abad neighborhood of Tehran, Iran. The nearby neighborhood of Nazi Agood is still untouched by Zionist hands.

It's the 7:30PM EST lull, meme time!

 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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Pro-muslim channels are claiming the event in the Beqaa Valley was a total Hezbollah victory. Censorship is extreme in Israel right now so we won't know what happened any time soon.
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Considering they can't even spell Baqaa valley correctly, I doubt it.

RichardMongler said:
Living Ironically in Europe just dropped this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7LkqvjkYNhE
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The oil in Iran under the Shah was owned by Dutch Shell and the Anglo Iranian oil company, the latter now being called BP. Someone should beat his faggot ass for talking out of it about America. Europeans are so fucking stupid it's honestly shocking that us Americans descend from them. It was their fucking oil that was stolen. Not ours.

America just cares about it being in the market.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
It is the most jewish way one can use an oven and technically not break the laws of work (or lighting a fire) on shabbat. Basically you hit a bunch of magic buttons on your oven and it turns off the light and noises but keeps it on heating mode so you can get warm food. Most digital ovens have it. You just have to figure out what the button combination is.
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reminds me of the shabbat light switch. one of the funniest ads I've ever seen. HEY GOY, GET IN HERE AND TURN MY BEDROOM LIGHTS OFF WOULD YA?
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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Tehran's skyline is full of smoke following tonight's Israeli airstrikes across the capital.

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Sort of related: The Syrian government and the Druze are fucking about again so the Israelis are buzzing them with fighters to make them stop. This is a weekly occurrence at this point.

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Pro-muslim channels are claiming the event in the Beqaa Valley was a total Hezbollah victory. Censorship is extreme in Israel right now so we won't know what happened any time soon.


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Iranian Forces released a new video of their recent missile attacks during Operation True Promise 4. Seemingly IRGC recently launched numerous Medium-Range Ballistic Missiles including “Khaybar Shekan” and “Ghadr / Shahab-3B” missiles.


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Israeli airstrikes on the Nazi Abad neighborhood of Tehran, Iran. The nearby neighborhood of Nazi Agood is still untouched by Zionist hands.

It's the 7:30PM EST lull, meme time!

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The event is very strange.

If it was an operational failure there would’ve been loads of IAF airstrikes. But there wasn’t. Israeli telegrams also claim no casualties.
The only claim of casualties is a lone LAF oddly
But Arab accounts are Arab accounts.
 
I swear I think people forgot the operation would take quite a few weeks when bombings started. It wasn’t going to be done in a single day and American casualties have been light since the bombing in Kuwait that I now think certain posters are being dumb on purpose.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
was thwarted
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They seem to have landed fine. An Israeli channel reported that Lebanese sources report the possibility this operation is to collect the remains of Ron Arad, but that is citing Lebanese sources so consider it false until proven true.



Lebanese women cheering saying "Prisoners, prisoners!"


 
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Kaakaapoo said:
reminds me of the shabbat light switch. one of the funniest ads I've ever seen.
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I want you to know they were 1000% serious about it. I am telling you, so many orthodox jews are so naive about things, it's kinda funny. Like they couldn't understand why 5ish would be hilarious to anyone not an orthox jew (as to why it's a 5, well the bids are 5 dollars and the money goes to some charity that funds a Jewish summer camp/community events).
Kaakaapoo said:
HEY GOY, GET IN HERE AND TURN MY BEDROOM LIGHTS OFF WOULD YA?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU
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Oh no, it's not a joke, it's less demanding and more begging. I have been with my gentile friends when they have been asked.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
RIP easy access to parking spaces in Tel Aviv.
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Part and parcel of living in a large city, chud.:smug:

quaawaa said:
If Europeans feel differently, they’re more than welcome to cut their social programs, rebuild their militaries, and declare war on Russia.
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They'll never cut social programs unless you get a Bukele or Milei type person in power (in Europe? ahahahah fuck no). What's realistically gonna happen if/when they declare war on Russia is they're gonna raise the taxes HARD, and it'll probably cause a ton of capital flight by the ultra-wealthy, thus ensuring that large portions of Europe (outside of any fiscally responsible nations who don't have super bloated bureaucracies) falls into an economic death spiral.

This User said:
Europeans are so fucking stupid it's honestly shocking that us Americans descend from them.
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Living Ironically in Europe is a friend of Gattsu, a Georgian (not the cool ones, the Stalin ones) who IIRC kvetched about MUH WESTERN COLONIALISM being why Africa can't do the absolute bare minimum to ensure their nations aren't total shitholes. He was also dickriding China over MUH CHINESE CENTURY and China being this cool hip futuristic advanced place awhile back as well.
 
Kornheiser said:
I swear I think people forgot the operation would take quite a few weeks when bombings started. It wasn’t going to be done in a single day and American casualties have been light since the bombing in Kuwait that I now think certain posters are being dumb on purpose.
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On purpose? Oh how I wish people on the internet were just that.
 
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