Which would get Richard gulag'd faster in the glorious worker's paradise he apparently wants to live in?
A. Refusal to labor in the fields or factories with his fellow workers
B. Boughie western sexual deviancy
C. Flagrant crypto-capitalist consumerist ideology
D. Devotion to counter-revolutionary religious beliefs
E. Mental and physical infirmities that dilute and weaken the revolutionary spirit of the proletariat
F. Denying the primacy of class conflict as the driving force of history by screeching about troon idpol shit
G. Being deemed a reactionary element that was trying to foster private enterprise after attempting to trade gross troon buttsex for Chipotle instead of standing in the bread line like everyone else
H. Running afoul of the local party apparatus due to repeated anti-social behavior
I. Finally realizing he isn't a communist, and that he's really just a nanny state liberal who wants a bigger nanny state and wants to look edgy while doing it, trying to flee the country and getting shot at by a starving member of the People's Militia who mistook him for a moose and hoped to feed his family for a week on Richard's ample meat reserves and getting charged for causing a member of the army to waste bullets.
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