🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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This is why niggas should never mix alcohol with pills.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
Does he have a cavalry saber? I know I've seen a few YouTubers I watch that have shown off ones they were gifted, but I don't remember if Thyxth has one. They were dress sabers, not from the times when they actually used them tho.
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Yes he had one, used to be on the backround all the time and he showed it often but im thinking cops might have taken it.
 
General Insomnia said:
>Be Tarl
>Get drunk and attack people
>Experience consequences
>Double down
>You're God, so nothing matters
>Lose everything, your wife and daughter, your girlfriends, your money, even your own teeth
>The justice system is corrupt because they won't let you get drunk and not show up for court
>Be a fugitive from justice
>Post memes from 2009-2016 on X while making no new income.

Believe it or not, this is what winning looks like.
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You misspelt whining

Battlefield2142EU said:
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This is why niggas should never mix alcohol with pills.
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In Styx case he should do it more
 
Hi, @Sekhmet666. I have some YouTube requests.

Since you've dated Tarl, I think it would be interesting if you told us what your ideal first date would be, and maybe what your ideal second date would be.

Also, I really like this TV show called Shark Tank. Could you maybe do Shark Tank?

You could call it Shark Plank, and you could pitch the internet on a hypothetical business idea that you come up with.

Thank you for your consideration.
 
On one hand, having a bounty is at least a real pirate achievement. On the other, holding some cheap booze, it's really quite low. Doesn't even pull in the effort to be a decent pirate...:punished:
For someone so edgy and against the system, running to call the police over everything seems to lack logic but maybe that's just too much alcohol shrinking is brain.
 
Marlorck said:
For someone so edgy and against the system, running to call the police over everything seems to lack logic but maybe that's just too much alcohol shrinking is brain.
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Yeah exactly and wtf happened to losing your guns on a boat before the man takes them away? Another lolbertarian who's all hat with no cattle.
 
This dumbass was so hilariously smug a year ago talking about his court dealings and even at one point claiming there were no charges (there were)

Watching those clips in hindsight is a good laugh and you should all do so, seeing him face real consequences for once he can’t rely on commanding mother to fix is some good medicine.

Also, in my teens and early twenties I was an addict myself but not a lazy alcoholic. I went through treatment at 23 and have been clean since, but during my heroin addiction I faked and passed so many drug tests for jobs and the like it was insane, but this retard couldn’t even manage TWO easily passable piss tests to keep his ass out of prison. He really fucking sucks at being a criminal despite larping as this cool outlaw and pirate

SAD , PATHETIC
 
How's the King of Biltong's GSG effort coming along? I no longer see him spamming it. The old pitch still exists about him being in "active rehab," but I can't read it. 403 error.

Edit: Checked again and it is up to $1,000.

Only $19,000 to go. Screenshot_20260306_064735_Chrome.jpg
 
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You know, last time Tarl was up the creek he just cast a spell that put a city into an ice age and made his prosecutor pop his own top, so the question now becomes:
1) Why does Tarl not cast this spell again?
2) Why is Tarl not uploading videos talking about these things like last time?

Does Tarl not actually believe in magic or his own power to control chaos?
@Sekhmet666 You and @Styxhexenhammer666 and @Laylithe all claim to have power over the mystic arts and energy and the moon and blood. Why am I seeing exactly 0 spells flying? Why am I not hearing complicated rituals binding souls to demons? Why is it that all I am seeing and hearing is a bunch of fucking WEIRDOS who claim they believe this shit and that they hate the government going to the government to solve their problems for them? You have magic! Why is Castle Warwick not the scene of Redneck Harry Potter? Why am I seeing precisely 0 drunkenly slurred out AVADA KADAVRAs? This is all just white trailer trash porn soap opera mixed in with 90s occultism.
If you people truly believed in the shit you spouted I'd be on the edge of my seat going YES! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Instead I am irritated at 8AM because this has just turned into one of the more boring episodes of COPS ever aired.
Nikki, use your GSG money to pay Sam to lure Tarl out into the open. I deserve better.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
How's the King of Biltong's GSG effort coming along? I no longer see him spamming it. The old pitch still exists about him being in "active rehab," but I can't read it. 403 error.

Edit: Checked again and it is up to $1,000.

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I pulled the full text off of Tardl's Give Send Go. It is an enertaining work of fiction:

Helping hand for Tarl aka Styx
Help Tarl Warwick Get the Medical and Legal Support He Needs

We’re reaching out on behalf of our friend Tarl Warwick, who is facing a serious and urgent situation.

Tarl is struggling with severe alcohol addiction, a condition that has reached the point where medical intervention is necessary. Alongside this, he is also dealing with legal challenges that require professional assistance. On his own, the weight of these combined issues is overwhelming, medically, emotionally, and financially.

This fundraiser is about giving Tarl a real chance to stabilize, recover, and move forward. Funds raised will go toward:

Medical care and treatment related to alcohol addiction
Legal assistance to help him navigate his current situation
Basic support needs while he focuses on recovery

Addiction is an illness, not a moral failing. With proper care, accountability, and support, recovery is possible, but no one should have to face this alone.

If you’re able to contribute, thank you. If not, please consider sharing this campaign. Your support, financial or otherwise, truly matters and could help save a life.

Recently the text was edited to claim that Tardl was in treatment. The current text seems to be a second edit.
 
Le Bunque said:
I pulled the full text off of Tardl's Give Send Go. It is an enertaining work of fiction:

Helping hand for Tarl aka Styx
Help Tarl Warwick Get the Medical and Legal Support He Needs

We’re reaching out on behalf of our friend Tarl Warwick, who is facing a serious and urgent situation.

Tarl is struggling with severe alcohol addiction, a condition that has reached the point where medical intervention is necessary. Alongside this, he is also dealing with legal challenges that require professional assistance. On his own, the weight of these combined issues is overwhelming, medically, emotionally, and financially.

This fundraiser is about giving Tarl a real chance to stabilize, recover, and move forward. Funds raised will go toward:

Medical care and treatment related to alcohol addiction
Legal assistance to help him navigate his current situation
Basic support needs while he focuses on recovery

Addiction is an illness, not a moral failing. With proper care, accountability, and support, recovery is possible, but no one should have to face this alone.

If you’re able to contribute, thank you. If not, please consider sharing this campaign. Your support, financial or otherwise, truly matters and could help save a life.

Recently the text was edited to claim that Tardl was in treatment. The current text seems to be a second edit.
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It's just a little fraud.
 
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