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The host of the Pretend Podcast, Javier, spent time explaining to Pat and Niki how to protect their personal and private information and they just blew him off.When I do anything I make an LLC and I get a mailbox. My name isn’t anywhere on it. Why can’t Patrick do the most basic common sense shit when he has a dedicated army of trolls scouring the internet 24/7? What a fat faggot. Ffs. I’m actually getting irritated with this loser.
I'd give those episodes a listen again but then I'd have to listen to smug Pat, which is markedly different from sassy childing Pat, or DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA shrieking pat for that matter.The host of the Pretend Podcast, Javier, spent time explaining to Pat and Niki how to protect their personal and private information and they just blew him off.
I honestly think that was the moment that Javier started to question Pat's story.
Reminder: Patrick is allowed to be a cunt to whoever he wants, but anyone who dishes it back to him is going to be locked in a cage and die cold and aloneFatrick displays his usual response to constructive customer feedback
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Modern AI should be able to convert any Pat to sassypat, if you'd like.I'd give those episodes a listen again but then I'd have to listen to smug Pat, which is markedly different from sassy childing Pat, or DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA shrieking pat for that matter.
He had some cunty retorts to Javier here and there, but much of the time, his tone of voice suggested fear, or not knowing what the fuxk to do. That’s why it was so great.I'd give those episodes a listen again but then I'd have to listen to smug Pat, which is markedly different from sassy childing Pat, or DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA shrieking pat for that matter.
Probably some freelance vibe coder who picked up a cheap job thinking it would only be used by l0 people tops.
Pat allowed this to happen despite his absolute conniption fits at innocent black women who couldn't understand unsecured contact forms? I'm starting to think he's not the genius tech geek he claims to be. I think he may also be a hypocrite. Sure is fat though.Oh sure, let anyone post drink recipes and bars without anyone checking before they go live. I’m sure that won’t get abused.
Because without them his only social interactions would be saying 'A foaming pint of Fuckstick IPA, barkeep' on the odd occasions that Niki used to give him twenty bucks to get out of the hovel for an hour. Without the trolls his life would be empty.Why can’t Patrick do the most basic common sense shit when he has a dedicated army of trolls scouring the internet 24/7?
He writes poetry like this every single day, but can't get a single book out? What is the world coming to.Fatrick displays his usual response to constructive customer feedback
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Most importantly, the total amount of pages in his book equals the amount of FAT he has by multiplying it with 1,000 and add each of them to calculate his total weight. He is also fat.He writes poetry like this every single day, but can't get a single book out? What is the world coming to.
Its senses.He writes poetry like this every single day, but can't get a single book out? What is the world coming to.
Reminder: Patrick is allowed to be a cunt to whoever he wants, but anyone who dishes it back to him is going to be locked in a cage and die cold and alone
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OH MAH FUCKEN GAWD
Imagine that being that extremely left-leaning that even trannies would hate you for being extremely unlikable and 1.2 GPA at the same time. Cool off with the tr*nsphobia, Fatty Two Titties!
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It's not that Pat is too leftist for troons, it's that he's incapable of not being utterly insufferable.Imagine that being that extremely left-leaning that even trannies would hate you for being extremely unlikable and 1.2 GPA at the same time. Cool off with the tr*nsphobia, Fatty Two Titties!
He's parroting one of LegalEagle's talking points and he's not wrong per se. This only applies to illegals who are also engaging in identity theft.Reminder: Patrick is allowed to be a cunt to whoever he wants, but anyone who dishes it back to him is going to be locked in a cage and die cold and alone
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"No Tranny Child, I'm not part of the neo-colonial Establishment, enjoy 41%."
You think you're laughing, but you just died screaming. You shoved a shotgun into your mouth in your prison cell, blew the cat shit, goat shit, and dog shit out of your skull while screaming, every bit of it splattered against the walls, and this is how you chose to die at this very moment.Die screaming is so fucking funny to me. The thought of a stalker child placing a gun in their mouth while just fucking screaming as they blow their dog shit brains out is so fucking good. The very act of “you die screaming now” to someone is such a level of madness at the internet that I can’t even comprehend but it makes me cry laughing thinking about being so mad that I’m gonna tell someone they are going to fucking scream with a gun in their mouth.
He wants to say that he'll be the one to kill them, hence the screaming, but he knows he can't due to bullshit rules so he insists it'll somehow be suicideDie screaming is so fucking funny to me. The thought of a stalker child placing a gun in their mouth while just fucking screaming as they blow their dog shit brains out is so fucking good. The very act of “you die screaming now” to someone is such a level of madness at the internet that I can’t even comprehend but it makes me cry laughing thinking about being so mad that I’m gonna tell someone they are going to fucking scream with a gun in their mouth.
My mommy clapped while i blew the dog shit out of my head in my prison cell like the diseased animal I am…whilst my Dino buggies are unfinished upon mine own lap. I am a living corpse as I type this out and I see nothing but my coffin and rotting body on the basement floor.You think you're laughing, but you just died screaming. You shoved a shotgun into your mouth in your prison cell, blew the cat shit, goat shit, and dog shit out of your skull while screaming, every bit of it splattered against the walls, and this is how you chose to die at this very moment.
Never mind how you got the gun to shoot yourself in a prison cell, or why your parents were there to be relieved at you finally being gone, but you did it.
Enjoy prison. Enjoy screaming and dying in prison from blowing your brains out, which you just did.