Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Now that this war isn’t priced in and markets are losing -3%, will the boomer legion wake up from their Israeli hypnosis and abandon Trump as line is no longer going up? Nah who am I kidding, they’ll send their children and grandchildren to die for ROI.
 
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@Catch The Rainbow @Maori Kiwifruit Growers WHERE'S MY JEWISH PRINCESS WITH KHAZAR MILKERS, NIGGAS?
 
No, it's "play by Uncle Sam's rules, or we'll do it again."

Hypothetically, the Islamic Republic could nominally stay in power. But exporting proxy militias, seeking nukes, and other such hellraising shenanigans stop now.
It wouldn’t surprise me if the only people in the government that are alive after all of this are literal Mossad agents/puppets acting under the Shah as a figure head.
 
Mohammed bin Salman looks fruity as heck. He reminds me of that Hard Rock Nick dude.



Damn, before you know it, mecca will state sanctioned pride parades! Allahu akbar to trans rights indeed!
I weep for the state of /pol/. It was never that good, but years of BBC porn and PsyOps have buck broken the few retards that still post there.
/POL/ in a nutshell
 
Last anyone saw. He's Tehran Timmy. Iran's answer to Baghdad Bob. He gets in front of the microphone completely detached from reality. While everyone else in government gets MOAB'd.
I've seen Jews & Shah supporters online call Qaani 'Agent Q', and I must say it's just a little suspicious that if I got a nickel for every time this particular guy miraculously survives a strike that kills one or more high-ranking Iranian officials who were supposed to be meeting him, I'd have four or five nickels by now. In any case he runs the Quds Force (IRGC military intelligence & terrorist proxy wrangler guys basically), has been since Soleimani got turned into a kebab, and the years-long assfucking of the Axis of Resistance also happened on his watch, which you'd think would have been reason enough for Khamenei to fire him even before anyone who hangs out around him (but never himself) started exploding over & over again.
 
Now that this war isn’t priced in and markets are losing -3%, will the boomer legion wake up from their Israeli hypnosis and abandon Trump as line is no longer going up? Nah who am I kidding, they’ll send their children and grandchildren to die for ROI.
Nah it was very clear that Trump was pro-Israel in 2016. It's just nobody expected them literally annihilating the Iranian government.

If it's GW Bush they'll likely spend months to get rid of the government, if it's Obama then Komeini would probably just gun down all the color revolutionaries.
 
Iraq has been. Twice! You would think they would have studied that.
This is actually harder than what Iraq got hit by.

Bagdhad had considerably more C&C after the first 48 hours than the IRGC has.

Like I don't know that there has been a bombing campaign in history that has killed so many leaders in such a short period of time.
 
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