Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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>is beautiful, white, American woman
>your jet gets inexplicably shot down in the middle of sandnigger land
>holyfuckingshit
>is forced to eject, which might permanently damage your spine and leave you paraplegic
>land safely, but now there are a bunch of sandnigger men running toward you
>is completely alone. The men running toward you are sandniggers from Sandniggerhstan
>they're getting closer
>have such confidence in yourself, your training and in your divine protection as an American that you don't even panic
>just beam at the sandniggers with the most beautiful smile they'll ever see in their entire lives
>not an ounce of fear in her eyes
>in complete control of the situation


Absolute chad of a lady. God bless her.
kind of surprised the kuwaitis speak such good english.
just googled it and it says like 80% of them speak english and they have dual signs in arabic and english
who wouldve guessed that

But the moralisers? Iran is a regime and it's right to bring it down. Most of the USA's regional allies on this are dictatorships of some variety.
the other ones dont chant death to america. and if they do they should die too, fuck em.
also from a realpolitik standpoint the strait is a global shipping lane and you dont want such a belligerent actor there.
 
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"Iran might develop nuclear weapons any day now."
"Nuclear weapons like you have?"
"But Iran might use them."
"You're literally the only country in history that has used nuclear weapons - and you did it to a country that was trying to surrender."
"You are an aggressor."
"Israel routinely assassinates our leaders and blows up our infrastructure and you have imposed sanctions that have kept our people poor for decades. Are you not aggressors?"
"We only do that pre-emptively because you're an aggressor. Something something 1979"
"We overthrew a literal 'king' that you imposed on us to make sure we didn't keep the profits from our own oil fields. We
had an actual democracy before that which your imposed 'Shah' replaced."
"and then the whole bus clapped, inshallah."
 
The UK not getting involved is abnormal. Not really because of its historic ties to the US but more so because of its historic ties to gulf countries.

I think they basically have no power at all anymore, the UK has lost it all and their navy sucks dick too.
The bigger problem is the UK is basically turning into a caliphate. Plus Starmer is a fag.

The economy is running on fumes and we are all pretending we are fine as we are just one act of cultural enrichment from jackboots marching into parliament and burning it down.
Is that a promise?

I mean we've been talking about the good people in Iran rising up, but...
 
This is not surprising, Starmer is a weak man who is wedded to notions of diplomacy and international rules-based faggotry. I will be a little fair to him; he is in a really shitty position domestically. Labour is extremely unpopular and his own MPs are clutching daggers to snake him at any moment. Given how unpopular foreign wars are right now, it would be politically stupid of him to commit British forces to a regime change in Iran, especially when the present military consensus in the UK is that Russia is the priority threat.
He's British. He'll probably try to keep from doing any of the heavy lifting in the war but will demand an equal seat at the negotiating table when the war ends. Brits will never pass up the opportunity to get the spoils of a war they didn't put any effort in. Just like when they sent that faggot to Arabia, tricked the Arabs into fighting the Turks, and then stole a bunch of their land afterwards.

Also, Britain's involvement will lead to issues with Iran since no Iranian should ever trust the Brits after what they did to Iran before the Revolution.
 
Kikes made Iran hold the embassy staff hostage. Kikes made Iran do the Beirut bombing. Kikes made Iran torture the Beirut CIA section chief until he went insane. Kikes made Iran give IEDs to Iraqi insurgents. Kikes made Iran give arms to the Houthis so they could strangle global shipping.
This is what groypers actually believe.

Not a single leaf falls in a forest but that it is severed from its branch by a mohel's knife.
 
This is what groypers actually believe.

Not a single leaf falls in a forest but that it is severed from its branch by a mohel's knife.
Speaking of.
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There is something slightly amusing about Iran lashing out at the UK when they had no involvement and didn't even do anything.
What's more amusing is that Starmer is gonna just sit there and take it.

Don't wanna get involved in regime change? Fine. But if he doesn't assign even a single RAF fighter squadron towards taking out the launchers firing at Cyprus, he is bitch made. He is Neville Chamberlain coded.
 
I'm actually not sure why we're not dropping small arms and ammunition in every residential neighborhood in Iran. Please call me retarded if it's necessary. I'm just curious.
That's a bad idea. We don't want random, non-Mossad controlled, disorganized citizens to potentially make a mess of things.

In both of his addresses Trump has told the Iran citizens to wait until the bombings are done, before taking to the streets.

Mossad most definitely is in control of various civilian groups in Iran. You can bet they're the ones responsible for organizing the recent protests.
So, when the time is right, the civilian assets inside Iran will get the signal and start organizing the people to start the protests again. And only if needed, Mossad will supply weapons to the right people and groups.
 
"France has been great. They've all been great. The UK has been much different from others." (I guess he just forgot about Spain being dicks lol.)

This is not surprising, Starmer is a weak man who is wedded to notions of diplomacy and international rules-based faggotry. I will be a little fair to him; he is in a really shitty position domestically. Labour is extremely unpopular and his own MPs are clutching daggers to snake him at any moment. Given how unpopular foreign wars are right now, it would be politically stupid of him to commit British forces to a regime change in Iran, especially when the present military consensus in the UK is that Russia is the priority threat.
The problem isn't actually much to do with how Starmer has been acting in the context of Iran but in the wider political picture, primarily with Diego Garcia.

Diego Garcia is imperative for US interests because it serves as a base in the Indian Ocean in a vital position that keeps it within the reach of Africa, the Middle East, and even India. It is there that the B-2 operations were launched in the 12 days war. It is also in a very isolated location which makes it great for not having observers and it means a lot of information can be kept classified.

But, Britain is wanting to give up the islands and hand them back to Mauritius on the basis of it being previously apart of the same colonial administration body (which is dumb, colonial administration bodies were constantly changing. Case in point, Mauritius not claiming the Seychelles which were apart of British Mauritius in the early 1900s). This is a Uniparty decision btw, supported by both Labour and Tories (the Tories were the ones who started pushing it).

The problem? Mauritius is aligned with China and whilst it is true that the UK will formerly reserve the right to VETO bases being developed in the Chagos Islands. India has already expressed interest and negotiated to build a RADAR station in the vicinity. It is likely that in the future Mauritius would declare that "the clauses on UK VETO power go against our territorial integrity" and thus just go ahead renting islands to others.

In theory, the UK actually has one of the best Blue-Water capabilities when it comes to project power. Better than China in pretty much all regards (China does not have the logistics for this, and is constrained to the 1st island chain which is their current focus). Britain and France basically tie for 3rd place when it comes to power projection - though Britain does have the better carrier capability, in theory as France has only 1 CV which means they can't have constant fixed wing aviation.

And with Trump's perspective of wanting "everyone to pitch in"? Well, he's starting to lose his fuse. A British carrier would have been critical in augmenting anti-Tehran power in the region. Where, a Queen Elizabeth Class is capable of having 72 Aircraft in war time. - Which despite Britain not having enough F-35s for that, they would have been able to deploy American fighters from them which have happened in the past (the integration tests with F-35s took place before Britain received their first deliveries).
 
'm surprised at the number of people here repeating the moral justifications for war. The Real Politik posters saying what there is to gain from this can be debated back for forth. But the moralisers? Iran is a regime and it's right to bring it down. Most of the USA's regional allies on this are dictatorships of some variety. Kuwait has a servant class that is 80% of their population, not even having the rights of citizenship, who literally cannot quit their job without their employer's permission and must live in whatever accommodation their employer tells them to. Most of the Sunni countries that the USA is propping are like this. And God help you if you're a woman in Oman because Allah wont. So there might be moral arguments for opposing Iran's regime but the USA has the leverage and power to oppose similar regimes but instead supports them, so opposing the Iranian regime becomes a moral excuse, not a moral reason. It's the same for pretty much any other moral reason given and some people seem unaware of how little weight that carries outside their echo chambers (which this thread is becoming).
Being amongst bad countries does not make Iran good, and even then it killed thousands of protestors and is responsible for terrorist attacks in the west.
"Iran might develop nuclear weapons any day now."
"Nuclear weapons like you have?"
"But Iran might use them."
"You're literally the only country in history that has used nuclear weapons - and you did it to a country that was trying to surrender."
"You are an aggressor."
"Israel routinely assassinates our leaders and blows up our infrastructure and you have imposed sanctions that have kept our people poor for decades. Are you not aggressors?"
"We only do that pre-emptively because you're an aggressor. Something something 1979"
"We overthrew a literal 'king' that you imposed on us to make sure we didn't keep the profits from our own oil fields. We
had an actual democracy before that which your imposed 'Shah' replaced."
Japan wanting to surrender is incredibly optimistic, they had many factions that were ready to fight to the bitter end and have told civilians to commit suicide rather than be captured.

Besides that, Iran's nuke is similar to having a neighbour that constantly tells you death threats, and that he is hoarding petroleum in his shed. Yeah technically they don't say they'll use it to burn your house down while you sleep, but it would be very retarded not to see the implication. Israel has only done spy games against Iran, that did its own shit with funding terror cells in Israel in return. Them being insane and not stopping with the nuclear program just gives more justification to resort to force rather than pointless sanctions and angry letters.
 
"You're literally the only country in history that has used nuclear weapons - and you did it to a country that was trying to surrender."
The easy response from the America stand-in would be "Yeah no shit, moron. I was the only one who had them at the time. If Japan also had a nuclear arsenal then it would've played out completely differently.

Neither of us are willing to nuke the world to summon the 10th imam or whatever the fuck."



Also slight tangent but Japan were not "trying to surrender" before the nuclear detonations. Their first attempt to surrender was transmitted on August 10th, 4 days after Hiroshima and one day after Nagasaki. No idea where you got that idea.
 
Some more expert opinions from this side of the world,
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I'm actually not sure why we're not dropping small arms and ammunition in every residential neighborhood in Iran. Please call me retarded if it's necessary. I'm just curious.
Part of why I'm confident that Iran will not turn out like Iraq is because they simply don't have the same culture of non-state armed forces. Even if they decide to act just as sectarian as Iraqis did, they just won't be as prepared to gather up some weapons and start a new terrorist cell innawoods (innamountains?) as some random young man from Iraq. As far as I can tell, Iraq in 2003 had twice as many guns per person as Iran does today.

That's not to say that this won't change. Today the number of guns per capita in Iraq has swelled and Iran has created several powerful militias in Iraq who will probably try to jointhe fight in Iran in a crazy little switcheroo, but the longer you maintain this period before sectarian militias form, the better the chances of the new Iran surviving as a modern liberal democracy.
 
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