Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Catch The Rainbow said:
tldr teenage aisha forgot a necklace at a place and left the caravan to get it back. She got it back but was lost and met a young soldier that escorted her back. People around the camp started a rumor that she cheated on Muhammad with the soldier and muhammad was upset because she was his favorite wife and if she was accused of adultery, she would face the death penalty. Luckily, Allah spoke to Muhammad there and revealed that a woman who cheats must have 4 witnesses who saw the actual sex itself. Aisha was then cleared.
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Piper Perri is screwed then
 
Israel projects that within the next 24 hours, Iran's ability to launch missiles will drop off a cliff as they and America strike the same number of targets in a single day as they've already struck over the course of three days.
 
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polakrobak99 said:
I don't understand why US can't just park a destroyer in the middle of the strait, and one frigate at each end. Plus a P-8 doing circles above and maybe a CAP rotation of F-18/F-35 just in case.
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They could, but why do that when the ones most concerned about it are the gulf states? Let them sweat it out for a while, maybe they'll decide to help instead of "oops all interceptors" all over friendly F-15s
 
So now South Korea is joining Spain to reveal their true colors.

TLDR: United States commited a heckin terrorism by killing a foreign leader.

Source: https://www.newsis.com/view/NISX20260301_0003530825
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The Fatherland Innovation Party claimed that the announcement of the death of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a U.S. and Israeli airstrike on the 1st was "clear state terrorism".

Spokesperson Han Ga-seon said in a comment that day, "The leader of a sovereign country was killed by a foreign army in his own country", and "We strongly condemn the US invasion, which directly violates the UN Charter".

He continued, "The moment the logic that a powerful country can eliminate the regimes and leaders of other countries if it wants to do so is accepted, the world will return to a jungle ruled by force, not law", adding, "Attempts to subdue the system through military force while ignoring diplomatic procedures will lead the world into a deeper vicious cycle of chaos and retaliation in the future".

"Peace cannot be achieved through violence", a spokesperson said, emphasizing that "'peace through force' is only rhetoric that justifies violence by the strong".

He added, "The United States must immediately stop military action and return to the principles of compliance with international law and diplomatic solutions", adding, "Order by force is not peace, but only the beginning of another war".
 
polakrobak99 said:
I don't understand why US can't just park a destroyer in the middle of the strait, and one frigate at each end. Plus a P-8 doing circles above and maybe a CAP rotation of F-18/F-35 just in case.
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Insurers still won't take the risk. Hormuz isn't fully closed though, Russian and Chinese cargo is being allowed I believe, like Suez. That's why they didn't just sink something or mine it to block it completely.
 
You niggers are always getting fooled. Iran was the one nation keeping the Middle East from exploding, and now the powder keg is laid bare. Say goodbye to all sense of stability in the region.

Khamenei was a great spiritual leader. His progressive reforms were a testament to the supremacy of Islamic Marxism. Now the women and LGBTQ+ of Iran will be subject to a puppet state, a forced regime of terror pulled by the strings of an insane man-baby. And who’s getting paid to rebuild? Jews. Everyone praising this as some kind of win is a sure nominee for the ‘Fell for it again’ award!
 
Schpoots said:
So now South Korea is joining Spain to reveal their true colors.

TLDR: United States commited a heckin terrorism by killing a foreign leader.

Source: https://www.newsis.com/view/NISX20260301_0003530825
(not done archiving yet)

The Fatherland Innovation Party claimed that the announcement of the death of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a U.S. and Israeli airstrike on the 1st was "clear state terrorism".

Spokesperson Han Ga-seon said in a comment that day, "The leader of a sovereign country was killed by a foreign army in his own country", and "We strongly condemn the US invasion, which directly violates the UN Charter".

He continued, "The moment the logic that a powerful country can eliminate the regimes and leaders of other countries if it wants to do so is accepted, the world will return to a jungle ruled by force, not law", adding, "Attempts to subdue the system through military force while ignoring diplomatic procedures will lead the world into a deeper vicious cycle of chaos and retaliation in the future".

"Peace cannot be achieved through violence", a spokesperson said, emphasizing that "'peace through force' is only rhetoric that justifies violence by the strong".

He added, "The United States must immediately stop military action and return to the principles of compliance with international law and diplomatic solutions", adding, "Order by force is not peace, but only the beginning of another war".
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The Fatherland Innovation Party holds 4% of the seats in the National Assembly, they aren't exactly representative of Worst Korea
 
Sensitive Young Man said:
Matt Walsh is crashing out:
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Saying “why didn’t you support an attack at any point until now” is actually deranged. The majority of right wingers (not all obviously) have been hawkish on Iran for that long. I think he got raped by Ben Shapiro or something.
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Did he miss the part where intelligence caught Khamenei in the open with a bunch of other cunts and decided to seize once in a lifetime opportunity to vaporize his ass?
World couldn't stay willingly blind to thousands of protesters already executed and god knows how many more being next on the chopping block (indefinite amounts until unrest is quelled which they would be absolutely willing to kill), and US was poised to do something about it. Which is just one of many good reasons to regime change Iran.

Matt Walsh always has some of the most retarded takes.
 
George Lucas said:
You niggers are always getting fooled. Iran was the one nation keeping the Middle East from exploding, and now the powder keg is laid bare. Say goodbye to all sense of stability in the region.

Khamenei was a great spiritual leader. His progressive reforms were a testament to the supremacy of Islamic Marxism. Now the women and LGBTQ+ of Iran will be subject to a puppet state, a forced regime of terror pulled by the strings of an insane man-baby. And who’s getting paid to rebuild? Jews. Everyone praising this as some kind of win is a sure nominee for the ‘Fell for it again’ award!
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Wanna make it clear to anyone who isn't familiar with George that this is satire.
 
Schpoots said:
if it wants to do so is accepted, the world will return to a jungle ruled by force, not law"
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Well, assuming that Iran actually did say something along the lines of "we're gonna be able to build 11 nukes" (which, who knows?)... then America invokes the time-honored rule of "nuh-uh, no you don't."

In other words, a jungle ruled by force? Always has been.
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