Supporting the Kiwi Farms - Options are cryptocurrency and check in the mail. Read this for how to do it.

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We need to have a yearly Jerry Lewis Telethon style event with Josh, PPP, Warski, and other people sympathetic to the Farms.

Or we need to auto-niggermark all videos on the site and have a Youtube Creator tier membership. $100/mo and it removes the Niggermark. Let the kiwitubers that won't admit they get their content from the farms pay into the system that feeds them.
 
Autistic Joe said:
When the upgrades are active, you can check the expiration date by clicking the "Support" link at the top of the page.
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I mean yeah, if I knew this was going to be an issue I would have tracked that. I figured adding an extra $5 to each check would resolve this and never bothered, which is why I am currently so confused.

If I can make a suggestion, Null, that'd be a nice improvement: some kind of "history" page that shows when a payment hits and how long it will last, with dates. That would reduce the posts (like me) asking where my payment went and when the next one will hit.
 
I was among the first to get gilded T&H at the $20 rate and I worked my finances around accordingly in order to be certain I can maintain that figure indefinitely. But, like other users here have mentioned I kind of can't really wiggle that number around, but I know I can spare $20 per month unless something absolutely terrible and unforeseeable happens.

As soon as Kiwi Bill Pay became available, I wiped out ALL of my outstanding pledges to other content creators, which was something I was planning on doing as soon as gilded T&H opened up. As far as I'm concerned, supporting this website is leagues more important than paying for some YouTuber's Taco Bell value meal each month even if that entertainer is someone whom I feel I genuinely get something from engaging with. That's how I fudged the numbers, and I realize this is a very "white person with wealthy parents who bought everything for them and pays all their bills explains to poor people how to handle their money" sort of thing, but if you have the discretionary budget to back people on Patreon or whatever, then that means you can afford to nix those pledges and move them here. Unless you're a literal child or an illegal nigger who shouldn't be in this country you probably have a bank account.

Crypto is fucking stupid and I don't blame any of you for sleeping on that (I got standard T&H on this account with Monero long ago and the processing fees & "gas fees" made that $20 pledge cost $47 so fuck that) but Bill Pay is fucking easy. You literally don't have to do anything other than make sure you don't inadvertently overdraw your account.
 
You should have a link in your profile to directly message you about payment, as your email isn't obvious. 2 strike rule if people abuse it like retards. A glowing button (people like glowing stuff, PPP openly says his paypigs are dented) listing billpay, crpto, all of the ways to help.

People are lazy. I wouldn't mind a banner for direct shilling. The site needs to stay up.
 
I know Null detests the idea, but more gay little stickers could serve as motivation. The posters are right. Gotta gamify this shit, especially with the vtubers. Gacha pulls for kiwi waifus.

Just make that shit blockable by the rest of us.
 
Gorton Colu said:
I know Null detests the idea, but more gay little stickers could serve as motivation. The posters are right. Gotta gamify this shit, especially with the vtubers. Gacha pulls for kiwi waifus.
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Yes more stickers could be fun. And I also really like the idea someone had a few pages ago, to show all the stickers to non-supporters but gray out the unavailable ones, this way they can see what they're missing. Kinda like how free software will show you all the great features you can't use and label them "Premium Only".
 
Just poasting here to say that my bank says "my package was inserted into your box" last month and I'm on the growing list of people who would appreciate it if you punished your butler more harshly or whatever sort of gnome entity you send to collect and sort these things...
Thank you for your attention to this mattress mr moon (which is made of cheese)
 
Tons of room here, could put the days remaining for us goldniggers
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Hell, could put days remaining on the profile area if it's over 35 or something

people would compete for top score
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Tons of room here, could put the days remaining for us goldniggers
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Hell, could put days remaining on the profile area if it's over 35 or something

people would compete for top score
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I wouldn't get your hopes up; apparently Null has some kind of problem with quantifying one's worth on a forum in such a way.
 
Aunt Carol said:
It always ends in tears, trying to figure out how other users navigate the site, but I should bring this up for science:

Even recently I've had people message me asking "why is your banner a different color." Especially on the day or so when bordered avatars suddenly became round.

I point them here, and it's influenced my decision not to turn the bling off.
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Huh. That is something I had not considered before. I turned mine off because I found it too ostentatious, but perhaps you have a point.
 
Gorton Colu said:
I would use crypto, but while I consider myself fairly technically competent, actual crypto set up and use still baffles me especially in regards to crypto wallets. The warning about not sending payment from an exchange wallet sticks out to me. I can follow the BuyBitcoinworld guide to an extant, but its not as straightforward for my monkey brain as I need it to be.
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The warning refers to sending from the exchange directly to the 5 wallets from the quote below. I think this is because these are well known wallets associated with KF and the transaction history could be used to identify you as an evil kee-wee-farm donor.
The crypto monthly/yearly donation via the Account Upgrades page use a random address for each transaction instead of a known single address, so there shouldn't be such an issue with those. Null states this in the quote below, but he could probably make it more clear somehow, since clearly people, like for example you, don't know this.
Null said:
COINBASE WARNING
Do not send crypto directly from Coinbase to the below addresses; send to a self-custody wallet (Electrum) first. You can send from Coinbase to the random address provided in the "Account Upgrades" page.

BTC: bc1qzdyyphenefy2mn0js347jh0dm44v4uvgdd3dpm (Segwit)
ETH: 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f
ERC-20 Tokens : 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f (LINK, BAT, SHIB, NFTs, etc)
LTC: MQXL8tkNQsdfVzxF3SKYT3XeRSUtwczRF7
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino
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long waters said:
Huh. That is something I had not considered before. I turned mine off because I found it too ostentatious, but perhaps you have a point.
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Huh - clicking on "True and Honest Fan" under someone's profile picture should take you to the support page. Good advertising.
 
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