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Admittedly I don't understand why people suck the cock of Dave Filoni just cause he made Clone Wars. He wasn't the only person working and writing on that show. Not to mention, like, you have to get through 2 seasons of shit out of 7 to get to some good stuff. And even then. But people will stay calling him Star Wars's savior when all he does is clash his OCs he refuses to kill together and puts down other characters.

I liked The Mandalorian because I was, frankly, a little tired of seeing Jedi. When he started to be more involved in the show you could TELL. And that's an issue.
Desperation to consume toilet fent, and being kids. I also think some of it is mostly falling for excuses made by Doomcuck the 5th columnist and remembering Rebels was meh for the most part if they bothered watching it too, which is better than the average product.

It'll be glorious if this desperate appeal to the golden bull flops, but I'm assuming they're going to cheat the metrics to force it to look more successful than it really is.
 
Desperation to consume toilet fent, and being kids. I also think some of it is mostly falling for excuses made by Doomcuck the 5th columnist and remembering Rebels was meh for the most part if they bothered watching it too, which is better than the average product.

It'll be glorious if this desperate appeal to the golden bull flops, but I'm assuming they're going to cheat the metrics to force it to look more successful than it really is.

Im actually going insane seeing people praise Rebels. I thought it was straight bad. But maybe that's just me? Thrawn was one of my favorite Star Wars characters so it could be bias from me just not liking how he was written in the show. I haven't watched it since it ended. I also admit I wasn't the target demographic for the show being like 17/18 when it ended.
 
Im actually going insane seeing people praise Rebels. I thought it was straight bad. But maybe that's just me? Thrawn was one of my favorite Star Wars characters so it could be bias from me just not liking how he was written in the show. I haven't watched it since it ended. I also admit I wasn't the target demographic for the show being like 17/18 when it ended.
It was okay to subpar until Dave proved he had less T than the woman who wrote Harry Potter by inventing time travel to specifically ensure that a character he did not even make can survive since he doesn't understand character arcs. The wolf time anus is genuinely so deleterious to the setting it's not even funny. It, much like forcing a man who was bissected to live because costume design, were the heralds to death meaning fuck all in the setting.

It in my opinion is proof he hasn't evolved as a writer since Avatar: the Last Airbender, and in fact got worse at it since at least the characters in that show stayed mostly consistent in the one season he worked on for it.
 
It in my opinion is proof he hasn't evolved as a writer since Avatar: the Last Airbender, and in fact got worse at it since at least the characters in that show stayed mostly consistent in the one season he worked on for it.
He worked on the worst season of ATLA, great track record there.
 
For fucks sake.
Lucas would give his people actual actionable challenges and goals.

Filoni just comes in says "Ok, do what you've been doing.... but do it BETTER!" and then goes and fucks a wolf plush.
Something like the Malevolence or the Darth Maul stuff would've never been done under Filoni.

For example, let's take TCW Maul, who for all intents and purposes, was their replacement for 2003 Grievous as the monster of the Clone Wars era. All Filoni did with him in Rebels was have him waddle about, making some shadowy plans here and there, which all amounted to nothing, before Kenobi bisected him a second time, which made little sense, since Kenobi lopped him in half last time and he survived. I'm sure a chest wound would've been something that he could recover from, given his Darth Sion-esque levels of survivability.

If it were me, I'd make it so that the Maul that Old Ben fought was just an illusion, while the real Maul, who created the illusion, stayed at a hotel in Mos Eisley meditating, having used advanced Dathomiri witchcraft to make the illusion. After his phantom gets bisected, he realizes Kenobi is too much for him and he leaves, to continue plotting against Palpatine, which is what he should be doing. In TCW, he got all the revenge he could possibly want on Kenobi, whereas it was the Emperor who murdered his brother and captured/humiliated him. So if anything, it should be the Emperor whom he seeks to destroy the most, and it would've made sense for him to bunk with Saw Gerrera or Luthen Rael and other radical Rebels who are more than willing to kill innocents for an advantage.

That is what should've happened, but that isn't what happened; instead, Maul dies like a pathetic failure after doing what amounts to jack shit and getting cut in half by an old geezer past his prime. The most we get is him killing Inquisitors, but they're basically your average mook Dark Jedi from games like KOTOR and Jedi Outcast, so he barely gets points for that.

In TCW, Lucas had him killing children, killing Jedi, gathering an army of criminals, overthrowing the Mandalorian leadership (the proper way, through trial by combat) and even getting revenge on his hated rival, Obi-Wan. The man had a vision, had his goals, had a plan to realize those goals, and even succeeded, in a way. If Palpatine didn't get mixed in, he would've walked off a success.

You can see how different Lucas handled a faction vs. how Filoni handled a faction. For example, Mandalore.

Lucas' Mandalore was a nation split in half, unsure of whether to embrace its warrior past or a more peaceful, prosperous future. They were split between well-meaning pacifists who still know how to fight, but are trying to mix in and be more civilized, and the ferocious Death Watch who preserved the Mandalorian fighting spirit in all its glory and savagery, basically the closest thing you'll get to the Mandalorians from the KOTOR games, which in my book, makes them better than the RepComm Mandalorians.

Filoni's Mandalore are standard goober goodie-goodie boy scouts in beskar, with none of the conviction of the pacifists nor the ferocity and strength of the Death Watch. If these fuckers had plastic armor instead of beskar, they'd be dead, five minutes flat. The Imperial viceroy even says as much, which goes to show that even the Empire knew the Mandalorians barely had an advantage over their troops.

Filoni's Mandalorians were too stupid to leave Mandalore, which led to the Empire bombing them back into the stone age, whereas Lucas' warrior Mandalorians, recognizing that the Jedi and the Pacifists would mount their heads on spikes if they stayed on Concordia, went on the move, building their forces far away from prying eyes, and only coming back to Mandalore when it was time to strike.

There's a certain logic to how Lucas does things, as opposed to how Filoni does things.

It was okay to subpar until Dave proved he had less T than the woman who wrote Harry Potter by inventing time travel to specifically ensure that a character he did not even make can survive since he doesn't understand character arcs. The wolf time anus is genuinely so deleterious to the setting it's not even funny. It, much like forcing a man who was bissected to live because costume design, were the heralds to death meaning fuck all in the setting.

It in my opinion is proof he hasn't evolved as a writer since Avatar: the Last Airbender, and in fact got worse at it since at least the characters in that show stayed mostly consistent in the one season he worked on for it.
Filoni could've just had it so the last remaining shred of humanity in Vader made him hesitate to deal the final blow and had him let Ahsoka go so long as the latter dropped out of the Rebellion, which would explain why she doesn't work as a Jedi until after Vader was dead.

Or you can have it so that Vader captures and tortures Ahsoka in a dungeon, but then he freezes her in carbonite and puts her on hold when Luke Skywalker started making waves, and that started taking up Vader's attention. Then have Luke fish her out of Vader's castle on Mustafar after Endor, since Anakin's ghost would tell him where to find his first recruit for his new Jedi Order.

Heck, they could even have some rocks fall on Vader's head and allow Ahsoka a window of opportunity to escape, which would've been simple. Since he's mostly armored, he can survive that.

Im actually going insane seeing people praise Rebels. I thought it was straight bad. But maybe that's just me? Thrawn was one of my favorite Star Wars characters so it could be bias from me just not liking how he was written in the show. I haven't watched it since it ended. I also admit I wasn't the target demographic for the show being like 17/18 when it ended.
People grew up with Rebels as kids, and now those kids are growing up. But looking back at Rebels, it was at least decent, which is more than I can say for most of the stuff kids see nowadays. It was at least serviceable, which in kids' media these days, translates to "amazing".
 
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It wasn't even descent. Rebels is supposed to be about this tiny cell of rebels based on this insignificant world of Lothal and their fight against the Empire where the heroes will run into new allies and enemies. It doesn't even stay true to that premise for more than the pilot. By the end of the second Episode we've already run into R2, 3PO, and Bail Organa. By the end of the first season alone we have the droids, Lando, Leia, Vader, Tarkin, Bossk, Rex, and by the end of the series Yoda, Kenobi, Mon Mothma, Maul, and, of course, Ahsoka. All we end up with is this galaxy that gets smaller and smaller instead of developing into its own thing. We go to the same planets and run into the same factions and races from TCW that were movers and shakers and all it ends up doing is making this massive galaxy where any story can be told into this tiny thing where if the story and characters aren't directly tied to the Skywalkers or Ahsoka then it can't exist. That's just shit storytelling and no matter what else is thrown on the series, the foundation is not one that works.
 
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Pablo Hidalgo also approved of TLJ's hyperspace raming. I get he's the go to guy at Disney, but fans know SW better than he does.
Yeah all this tells me is the current guy in charge of SW lore is utterly retarded. This isn't the reassurance the rat thinks it is.
 
For what exactly is that chick even around anymore? Just decoration or something?

Though I guess you could say that about basically anyone involved with the ip.
 
Hidalgo is a serious r-tard but he might also be secretly be based and just not give a shit if. Can you really break Disney lore if it's already broken?

RIP George. If he were still alive he would probably have a phone or something that people with questions could reach him on. I remember him complaining that Disney never asked him about anything.

Oh well. Condolences to the family.
 
Palpy never lies to Anakin. He might tell him half-truths, but he never outright lies to him. The exact quote is "Darth Plagueius was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he could even use the Force to influence the Midichlorians to create life." But he's also telling the story to Anakin as though it's just a story that may or may not be true, just as a cautionary tale. Of course, he's also telling it to Anakin as bait, to get him to inch ever closer to the Dark Side. So Darth Plageius may very well have been that powerful, but he wasn't powerful enough to deal with his own apprentice in the end. Honestly though, it doesn't matter whether or not it was factually correct because it plants the seed in Anakin's brain.

It really just shows the danger in taking these stories as though they are some kind of histories where every facet can be explained instead of remembering they are fairy tales in space.

 
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They at least didn't have stupid rules like having to keep the helmet on at all times.
Deathwatch wasn't even Filoni's doing. That was George Lucas designing a "sequel" to the original Deathwatch's story in the EU [Which involved, in typical TCW Lucas fashion, resurrecting something that was very clearly dead in its source material.]
>Sperm Opera
It's called Squid Lake you troglodyte
 
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