Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[JayseeDenton]

I'm happy that my team is winning, but what a boring blowout. When's the halftime show, anyway?

1991-2022 was the halftime show.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Honestly? i'd do pre bogged Laura

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You coulda got her too. Just tell her she's a cross-eyed bitch when you argue and sap some of her self esteem. Look how long her neck is, too. You could chop her down like a redwood with ease.

 

[Dr. Alan Grant]

Except sadly its a lie. Why would mossad run a scam call center out of ISRAEL of all places? We can hope that the afghan-paki war takes out jeets

keep faith in the plan brother, the JACE-Had will begin soon

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Hope this pencil shop in tehran is ok

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

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If true. Iran took out a Indian scam center. Intentional or accidental. The world is better for it.

WTF I love Donald Trump now

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

nice google map of what so far has been hit.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

Actually I believe Kim is one of, if not the only exception to the "this nigger already got a nuke we can't do shit to them anymore" rule.
They can't make a functioning rocket for shit (for now), much less make them on a large enough scale that could overwhelm any competent anti-missile system. An no, nukes don't activate mid-air when intercepted.
And NKs are very incompetent niggers, so unless China is effectively fighting the fight for them, they could be subdued very fast.

The other gotcha is that his hostage was South Korea who is saying they want to go Pro China Commie. And who are fucking up supplying consumer tech.

Shooting the hostage becomes lol if South Korea continues a path of belligerence.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

WTF I love Donald Trump now

Turns out Trump is working with Iran to get rid of more browns the strikes are just a distraction so Iran can kill random ass Indians and muzzies.

 

[VanyaMotorbike]

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If true. Iran took out a Indian scam center. Intentional or accidental. The world is better for it.

You know the Israeli's gave them the Ayatollah's phone number

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Will Modi respond to this attack on his country's economy?

leaders of the country that destroyed the Indian scam centers are dead.

If the reports from Indian sources on Twitter are accurate, it appears that Indian personnel are being subjected to small arms fire from Afghan and Pakistani individuals during their conflicts with each other. Odds are good the world get a second major conflict Jeets will get bombed by accident outside of the Iran.

 

[Pisslord]

Yeah but isn't a tank's gun good for blowing shit up but close up? Also i'm not an armor sperg so I can't really defend myself here.

Yeah but the current meta predicament is getting said gun close enough to be effective

A cheap drone off Amazon with a big explosive attached can wizz in and neutralise it

We’ve circled back to the yank doctrine of “air superiority wins”, only the air superiority is drones operating below conventional airspace and it’s very easy for both sides to arm said airspace

 

[Mojo Thief]

Can you guys who know more than me about Iran give me a QRD on Masoud Pezeshkian? I must admit he's is a bit of an enigma to me. Is he really the moderate he claims to be? Does he have any actual power, or is he just a talking head for the Ayatollah?

Assuming he isn't buried in pieces under 20 feet of rubble right now, would he be willing to turn against the regime if the IRGC and the Ayatollah are gone?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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If true. Iran took out a Indian scam center. Intentional or accidental. The world is better for it.

Holy fuck so not only did we kill the Ayatollah you’re telling me more jeets and Arabs died in Iran's retaliation than American or Israeli soldiers?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

For one time, Israel actually joined us in the fighting. Well, this is the second time Israel truly is our greatest ally. Well, actually it's technically The British and the Australians, but you know. speaking.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure"

I hope Putin is next. Maybe Lukashenko.

Nah Old Putin and Trump are bros. We might just bomb Zelensky for the hell of it.

 

[Agares]

If the reports from Indian sources on Twitter are accurate, it appears that Indian personnel are being subjected to small arms fire from Afghan and Pakistani individuals during their conflicts with each other. Odds are good the world get a second major conflict Jeets will get bombed by accident outside of the Iran.

Because the Pakis want to take their anger out on the jeets and the Afghans are too inbred to tell the difference between the 2 races.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Hope this pencil shop in tehran is ok

I would blow it up and say “Heh. Now that’s what I call an eraser.”

 

[Red Dye #5]

Yeah but isn't a tank's gun good for blowing shit up but close up? Also i'm not an armor sperg so I can't really defend myself here.

Nah what I’m saying is tanks are used effectively in current environments but they are being used as a “well we got it so gotta do something with it”. A black powder blunderbuss is pretty good at blowing shit away, yet we use modern shotguns. Same how Russia uses Soviet era weapons because shooting people with a 1945 bolt action rifle is just as deadly as shooting people with a 2026 rifle, but one is clearly obsolete.

 

[gernig]

IRAN IS RAISING THE CUCK FLAG AGAIN! nitter

After news of Supreme Leader Khamenei’s death, the flag atop the Imam Reza Shrine was replaced with one symbolizing mourning and revenge.

 

[Trombonista]

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the persian community abroad is currently getting israeli with it

Looks like Purim came early! I don't have much hope that Trump and Netanyahu will improve Iran in the long run, but I have even less sympathy for Ayatollah Assahola and his regime, so rest in piss bozo, you won't be missed!