Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Breaking news: Iran officially apologizes for hitting Dubai in a missile strike.
The ayatollah president is quoted as saying
"Haha my bad guys, I forgot we swapped the Israel and Dubai buttons last week haha. Was running on autopilot, silly me"
 
Threat to who's interests? US must do Israels bidding because... they just do okay? Fuck the first world. We need a forever war in the middle east despite being involved in 2 current conflicts.
The US has trade globally. We have military bases to protect that trade. This is why the US is the wealthiest country on earth. Protecting these interests allows that to continue, and promotes a global order where the US is able to trade freely and profit.
Iran by being retarded muslims threatens that indirectly, and the Ayatollah regime threatens that directly by explicitly targeting American interests via proxies. Iraq II would have been much less of a shitshow with no IRGC supplying the various insurgent groups with weapons, IED training and materials, intelligence, training, safe houses, and funding.

Now what you have posted thus far is A LOT of concern posting about how the US doing something that benefits the US is a bad thing and we should continue to permit our enemies to live because it benefits countries that aren't the US.
Post them hands, son.
 
So how long till we get the totally legit reports of attractive female israeli/burger pilots being shot down and captured by leering mobs of naked and well endowed Iranian chads, with accompanying photographs of them being dragged away in chains from supersized F-35s like what happened last year?
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Holy fuck. Holy FUCK.
If Copelord Supreme is saying "it might be bad, ready yourself" that means things are cataclysmically bad.
This Baghdad Bob saying "Ok, the Americans are in control of Baghdad" levels of 'I can't even cope my way around how terribly this is going'.
Indeed.
But also, I think the chinks made some promises and told some lies. Like they were going to offer protection or help to retaliate against any attack. So when shit hit the fan and the chicks behaved like the paper tiger they often present themselves as, the Iranians were like "ok, we're actually, actually fucked if the chinks aren't going to help. No sense in even trying to pretend."
 
Israel is hitting targets in Iraq.
An IRGC-affiliated group carried out a drone strike targeting a power plant in Erbil, northern Iraq.
Are both sides hitting Iraq just in case? Sucks to be them

The Shah is calling for people to return to the streets soon
“The assistance that the U.S. President promised to Iran’s brave people has now arrived (…) we will finish the task in this final battle. The time to return to the streets is approaching “
 
So how long till we get the totally legit reports of attractive female israeli/burger pilots being shot down and captured by leering mobs of naked and well endowed Iranian chads, with accompanying photographs of them being dragged away in chains from supersized F-35s like what happened last year?
I thought you were BBC shitposting but that's incredibly pathetic. India's love of cuckold porn truly transcends political allegiances.
 
Trump said in his speech today that after the bombing ends the iranian people need to take back their nation...so yes.
they won't and then we'll be in the same position we're in right now where the Israel lobby is screeching that we need to bomb them again because they're weeks away from nukes for the 700th time in 30 years which we will inevitably do and the cycle will start again.

we are going to be pissing away billions of dollars and countless missiles over this fucking desert full of subhumans till the entire west collapses.
 
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