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[DocAwe]

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I never understood these so-called tattoos.
If you're just going to murder them all why bother cataloguing them?

 

[McMitch]

If you're just going to murder them all why bother cataloguing them?

Going out of their way to label disposables is the most German thing possible.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Had to zoom in quite hard to read that shit properly
Post full res next time ree
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Fucking ChatGPT-generated meme text, like "That's division, not destiny" and an em dash too.

Decided to look up the 2023 FBI UCR Expanded Homicide Data.
Works out to about 57% black offenders.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

I agree 200g is insane

Y'all get small butter. In Canada, at least my part of it, we mostly sell butter by the classic 1 pound brick. The stick format was introduced a few years back and i don't hate it, but I'm used to just cutting off a piece at the size marked on the paper. Great for Christmas cookie season.

Thread tax:

 

[Waffle Iron]

Blame shrinkflation, I agree 200g is insane

It doesnt seem to hit basic products as hard. Bags of flour, butter or minced meat retained their weight, they just got more expensive. It's mostly cookies and condiments and the like where they shrink it down. At least that's my experience. People will notice more quickly a brick of butter isn't the agreed 250g.

TT (technically NSFW I guess):

Spoiler

 

[analrapist]

 

[Seafarer]

 

[Moist Boys]

 

[SoleniyKraut]

Spoiler: Free reaction image

 

[Chromeo]

It doesnt seem to hit basic products as hard. Bags of flour, butter or minced meat retained their weight, they just got more expensive. It's mostly cookies and condiments and the like where they shrink it down. At least that's my experience. People will notice more quickly a brick of butter isn't the agreed 250g.

TT (technically NSFW I guess):

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aw, I feel so bad for Mr. Matsubayashi

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

 

[Chromeo]

reminds me of when I was a kid and thought meditating was just sitting somewhere with your eyes closed repeating "azarath metrion zinthos" over and over

 

[Autistic Joe]

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It is a HELL to convert majority of True and Honest American recipes because you can end up with like 227g of butter if the recipe calls for 1 cup.

Imagine weighing your butter on scales like a peasant bargaining with his lord for his wages.

Gotta agree with @Neodanthril here. The real L is recipes using weight instead of volume for butter. But thank you @PetiteFeet for asking a fairly innocent question that turned into such a hilarious tangent for the past five pages. My sides are in orbit with some of these replies!

Butter Thread tax... now with cats!

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

I never understood these so-called tattoos.
If you're just going to murder them all why bother cataloguing them?

 

[Waffle Iron]

 

[Bagger 293]

200? What heresy is that. 250g is what civilized people use. And dont bother to try and help Americans. It's like sending aid to Africa, or throwing pearls to swine. Just look at the UK, we tried to help them for decades, but as soon as they left with brexit, they removed all metric measurements. I think they spent all their mental energy decimalizing their currency (yes, they actually had an equally retarded system for their money. 4 farthing made a penny, 12 pennies made a shilling, 20 shillings made a pound)

hans what the fuck are you talking about

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The real L is recipes using weight instead of volume for butter.

>he doesn't know about oz and fluid oz

 

[dick brain]

>he doesn't know about oz and fluid oz

What is this Metal Gear Solid?

 

[JJLiautaud]

 

[Just Another Rando]