Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Launches from Iran; likely hypersonics or large warheads likely the Sejjil medium-range ballistic missile.

Iranian attack on the Emirati city of Dubai, near the Burj Khalifa.


Hezbollah offers Thoughts and Prayers for Iran.


Incoming Iranian missiles in northern Israel.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

The UAE is going to hate this with how much money they have put in to marketing the UAE as a safe space for rich people in the Middle East.

It's the price of war. 3 bombs are meaningless. Look what happens in the first day is basically all that a iran can do at this point. Anything afterwards we're going to start seeing a degradation of stockpiles.

 

[Professor Donger]

 

[Sneed Force One]

Walked down the main street today for a bit of retail therapy, spend a lil of my paycheck on something nice, only to have some pro-regime liberal professor and his elderly, pot-scented, tantric-sex fan club, who quite literally stepped into my path to press a propaganda flyer into my hand. I dropped it on the pavement, and you’d think I’d just committed a war crime in front of them.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I know John McCain is looking up smiling. To be honest though, this should affect me more, but I'm pretty numb to it because of all the craziness.
It makes me wonder who's next after Iran.

No need to wonder, it’s Cuba. Trump is speed running to dunk on Bush and Obama.

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Three gatherings of high ranking Iranian and IRGC officials were among the first wave of air strikes. We'll find out over the next day or two how many of the leadership we killed.

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Official statement from the Saudi FM.

Any word on their ambassador?

 

[Albericci]

All I'm seeing is Iran bomb a bunch of other muslims

 

[Michael Wade]

My only legit concern out of kicking Iran's ass is the claim that we wont have enough to beat the shit out of China afterwards.

 

[FatalTater]

I have a heavy metal version of Onward Christian Soldiers playing in my head for no good reason.

Also can they PLEASE damage the fuck out of Dubai? I am sick to death of it being recommended to me whenever I try to look up vacation spots. I am never visiting that glitter-covered shithole, stop pushing it at me!

 

[KonradCruise]

If he has truly died as part of the strike then its so over kalshibros. The kalshi contract terminates at last traded price instead of yes or no.

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

Did you get what you voted for? Because I thought it was no to foreign entanglements, no to foreign wars, no to Americans being used as grunts for wars in the middle east, but I guess if Trump is doing it, it's suddenly WOAHHHH SOOO BASED.

LIBS? OWNED. No wonder you faggots love losing so much when you rent your arses out to Neo-Con Zionist ghouls.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Walked through main street today in my town, a little bit of retail therapy to enjoy my weekend, just to experience a pro-regime fucking WHITE liberal professor and several of his elderly female stinky-ass, pot-smoking, polycule, geriatric-tantric-sex groupies literally stand in my way and force a propaganda flyer into my hand. Threw it on the floor and they looked like I just personally murdered an Iranian child.

The liberal professor need a big therapy to wake up and smell the coffee.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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Launches from Iran; likely hypersonics or large warheads likely the Sejjil medium-range ballistic missile.


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Iranian attack on the Emirati city of Dubai, near the Burj Khalifa.

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Hezbollah offers Thoughts and Prayers for Iran.

Yeah israel fucking raped them. They got the idubz treatment

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Incoming Iranian missiles in northern Israel.

Crap I like that area.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Its about to get worse. The Saudi's basically just declared war on Iran a few minutes ago. They are big mad about Riyadh being targeted and the gulf states getting bombed indiscriminately.

I feel like a boy waking up on Christmas

 

[Your Starter for 10]

No need to wonder, it’s Cuba. Trump is speed running to dunk on Bush and Obama.

Holy shit I hope so. All I've ever wanted was a good bombing campaign on Cuba. I don't even have a reason. As a Floridian, I just want it.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Interceptions over tel aviv

 

[Professor Donger]

Holy shit I hope so. All I've ever wanted was a good bombing campaign on Cuba. I don't even have a reason. As a Floridian, I just want it.

Cuba is rightful American clay

 

[analrapist]

"Let's make a martyr out of Khamenei!" -- complete retards

 

[Agares]

I have a heavy metal version of Onward Christian Soldiers playing in my head for no good reason.

Also can they PLEASE damage the fuck out of Dubai? I am sick to death of it being recommended to me whenever I try to look up vacation spots. I am never visiting that glitter-covered shithole, stop pushing it at me!

Its streets will run brown with shit once enough of their sewage trucks take damage. Well, if it’s not like that already on account of all the Indian indentured servants that live there.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

All I'm seeing is Iran bomb a bunch of other muslims

um, based ayatollah?

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

Lol. My nigga. Just straight up say "I am a retard with no idea about working with nuke stuff. I just want to cope

the highly enriched Uranium is no good anymore until its reprocessed (tbf, its significanly less work to "clean" it than enrich more)

>You are a retard!
>Well, ok, maybe not, but, like... cmon man
>See how all these Kind Strangers are giving me Gold? Thank you!

Unbelievable