Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Jay2U]

At least Jews wont cut my head off. They will only import people who will.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

These "current happenings" threads need a Gestapo Janny to sweep out the retards.
I just wanna read stuff about Iran, not the personal attacks over general (((pOlItiCs!!!))) and the garbage opinions of people who spammed the same shit in 50 other politics threads already.

Absolute shitfest thread right now.

Dedicated Iran shitpost thread.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

Niggers aside, I hope the king of nothing ever happens would de-escalate.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I can’t believe Mr. Racewar1488 is a Jewish shill!

Bibi paid me $7000 and all I had to do was kiss a stupid wall and post about how great Israel is on the Farms. You sound like a jealous goy.
Seriously, fuck the kikes. I hope Iran kills as many hooked nosed parasites as possible.

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Starmer says the UK is helping in the defense of its interests in the region.

A large missile launched from Qom, Iran moments ago on its way to Israel.
Sources claim it's a Fattah missile.


"Hostile aircraft"? It's probably drones unless the Ghost of Tehran is on his way to Tel Aviv in his F-14 to kill Bibi.


Kuwait Airport sustained damage

 

[Ghostse]

I only put a small hedge on polymarket for this weekend being the weekend. I am at least in the black on bombing Iran.

I'm going to put a few bucks on "AI Ayatollah"
Given what we've seen, I'm going to guess he's injured but not yet dead.

Sorry dead iranians, I'm only interested in what the stock market does next Monday

This but unironically.

Are you jewish?

Your mom can tell you if I'm circumcised or not.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

We should have just airdropped crates of M4s to Iranian protesters, it would have been funny.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Dedicated Iran shitpost thread.

Its the current "Iran Crisis" thread, it deals with the current thing going on.
The people showing up right now want to know about the current events, not some retard bitchfight over who hates the Jews the most, which user is a secret Trump cocksucker, and who is an undercover IRGC shill.

I want to know where strikes happen, intercepts, who died and what the plans are for overthrowing the current Iranian regime.
We got enough autism in the US politics thread by the same users.

 

[NewFagWhore]

Posting in a happenings thread, especially a featured one, should require a mandatory hand-check.

 

[DapperShark]

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

We should have just airdropped crates of M4s to Iranian protesters, it would have been funny.

That would’ve taken attention away from Trump sperging over Greenland.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Can't tell if global nuclear war or nothing burger.

I'm tired bros.

Trump actually systematically kinda fucked them. They are running out of water, Venezuela was effectively their escape plan (Sunni are not liked by Shia), and in general Persians don’t like the ruling party.

China can’t really aid them because the only member of BRICS with any actual experience fighting is Russia. China also tends to just try to write a check rather than get involved because they try to play the long game like cucks. You see you have to be an intellectual to let the US fuck the shit out of your allies, Japan rewrite their constitution to allow a military, and let your demographic issues get worse.

 

[1999 prick]

The entire gulf finally realized how right America is.
Saudi Arabia

UAE


Qatar


Even the Canadians SAAR.
Canada

The supposed "asian" that got killed during the bombing in UAE.


I am hearing reports that Iran is still bombing the gulf nations too, so it isn't a one time job like last year with Qatar.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Everyone shut up! A woman wants to speak.

 

[Schpoots]

https://x.com/InsiderWire/status/2027753335781228851
lmfaooooo

 

[neger psykolog]

True Iranian patriots will stand with Saint Nasim and against faggots shitting up the thread: it is your patriotic duty (decreed by Saint Nasim) to report niggers in the thread.
Please report them to mods. Honor Saint Nasim forever.

 

[dissociating]

Posting in a happenings thread, especially a featured one, should require a mandatory hand-check.

It makes it convenient to know what users are shithole inhabitants from now on in the very least for future amusement and bullying.

 

[neger psykolog]

Dubai/UAE city is getting struck - civilian targets:

 

[SynthetiCyraxx]

I only put a small hedge on polymarket for this weekend being the weekend. I am at least in the black on bombing Iran.

I'm going to put a few bucks on "AI Ayatollah"
Given what we've seen, I'm going to guess he's injured but not yet dead.


This but unironically.


Your mom can tell you if I'm circumcised or not.

Dont bet on Ai-tolla appearing. If he is dead then its most likely a pre-recorded video.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I'm back from the dead, was israel (or american bases) hit or just the arabs?

 

[SCV]

Your mom can tell you if I'm circumcised or not.

Why dodge the question? Isn't it kosher to lie to the goyim?