💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

I mean, the dumb fuck genuinely believes that there are Hollywood producers seeing his tweets and videos

I actually would not be surprised if this were true, but I would also imagine that those Hollywood producers are just laughing over what a delusional, angry halfwit the big fat Pixels guy turned out to be.

 

[Positron]

26Feb#01
A speedboat registered in Florida encroached on Cuban's territorial waters and allegedly opened fire at Cuban coastal guards. The response was swift and lethal.


26Feb#02
Jews feel unwelcome in the Democrat Party, but they finger the Good People like AOC and Oily Jeet; they should instead target Bad People like Oyster Nazi.


26Feb#03
Bobby wants to ruin the livelihood of people working for AI.

These people agree with children because they are mentally children.

26Feb#04

You can just log out can't you?

Note: Bobby didn't comment on Will Stancil's Honda Fit, which he drove around looking for trouble, getting totaled; Perhaps he sensed who might be responsible for this mischief.

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26Feb#05

26Feb#06
Star Wars shit. Bobby is still mad that "manchildren" want more Kylo Ren.


26Feb#07


26Feb#08

 

[Koby_Fish]

26Feb#01
A speedboat registered in Florida encroached on Cuban's territorial waters and allegedly opened fire at Cuban coastal guards. The response was swift and lethal.

US blowing up speedboats, bad. Cuba blowing up speedboats, good! - Bob, probably.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

He's a Patriots fan if I remember correctly, he's done some tweets talking about matches and the Superbowl.

So he's trading in one Boston stereotype for another.

26Feb#06
Star Wars shit. Bobby is still mad that "manchildren" want more Kylo Ren.

Between Bob, Andrew Dobson, and Lily Orchard, why are lolcows so obsessed with hating Kylo Ren for reasons other than him being a shitty villain?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Between Bob, Andrew Dobson, and Lily Orchard, why are lolcows so obsessed with hating Kylo Ren for reasons other than him being a shitty villain?

They were promised the next Darth Vader. They were given a mirror.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

26Feb#04

You can just log out can't you?

It is astonishing how social media addicts will spend day after day bitching about social media as they waster their days glued to their screens refusing to ever stop posting.

Between Bob, Andrew Dobson, and Lily Orchard, why are lolcows so obsessed with hating Kylo Ren for reasons other than him being a shitty villain?

Because no one cares about the Mary Sue, the token black guy or the all the other stupid female original characters that the sequel trilogy introduced.

So... I don't know, they shit on the male villain because they somehow think that people automatically like him because they hate the stupid protagonists? It is hard to tell what makes autists spergout the way they do.

 

[Koby_Fish]

26Feb#02
Jews feel unwelcome in the Democrat Party, but they finger the Good People like AOC and Oily Jeet; they should instead target Bad People like Oyster Nazi.

AOC's position on Palestine and all the stupid things she says on that subject is enough to make anyone think she's anti-jewish.

You can just log out can't you?

This is your daily reminder that the heat Kibblesmith got on twitter was most likely over that bullshit comic "The New Warriors" with that guy who has "internet gas" powers, and the gay nonbinary twins "Snowflake" and "Safespace". Now, threatening his family isn't kosher even so, but I'm all "PICS (Screencaps) OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, DUDE!"

26Feb#05

Yes, Bob. You ARE the nutcase. There is no genocide going on in palestine. Targeting Hamas is NOT "genocide".

 

[Burger Kong]

The absolute fucking gall of a fucker like Boogie 2988 who insistss he isn't a fat piece of shit.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

26Feb#05


Your browser is not able to display this video.

My browser glitched halfway through this but I think I got the gist. Bob starts off giving excuses as to why there aren't more videos, it's because it snowed and he injured his leg shoveling. Also he talks about his birthday and how he needed to take time off for that as if his whole life isn't a vacation.

Then he goes into the video which is talking about how the new Scream movie won't be shown to critics so clearly that means it sucks. He goes on to talk about how much the Scream movies suck and how he gets shit on for it, citing the backlash he got for his Scream 4 review. No, Bobbo, you got backlash because you openly admitted you were going into this movie with a chip on your shoulder just because you didn't like that you sounded like the douchey characters in the movie. Then he starts talking about liking five and six better, but only comparitively, because apparently they shit on the original fans. I've never seen any of the Scream movies but I doubt that was the premise, Bob just loves to project, and that's about where the video fucked up for me.

It's just another video where he talks about his moral and intellectual superiority without saying anything of worth.

Between Bob, Andrew Dobson, and Lily Orchard, why are lolcows so obsessed with hating Kylo Ren for reasons other than him being a shitty villain?

They don't like that a villain was seen as more interesting than the bland, generic, and under developed heroes we got. Rey had nothing going for her. Finn had potential but was relegated to black comedy sidekick, and Poe didn't really do anything. Kylo Ren on the other hand was the son of Han and Leia, trained by Luke Skywalker, but fell to the dark side. That's interesting, that's a story with a lot of potential, people want to know what happened beyond the vague answer Rian Johnson gave us.

But that's not the story Disney wants to give us and to dare go against our lord and savior mouse is heresy that must be punished.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob hates Scream because he thinks it made everyone become movie buffs after Jamie Kennedy’s character point out the tropes of slasher films at a party.

Hell, he believed he should have been the only one in the world to know all about movies and no one else. He said it point blank in the opening of his Scream 4 review.

His fragile ego was bruised by a Wes Craven film written by the guy who made Dawson’s Creek. Suddenly to him, everyone knew movies more than him and knew them better. That special ability he thought he had was no longer special. Suddenly, everyone knew movies inside and out more.

But hey, nobody has yet to marinate chicken with Mountain Dew like Bob.

 

[TowinKarz]

@Godzilla@1989

Now I'm wondering if Hell is Bob Chipman stuck in a movie as a disposable background character who can see all the tropes and knows what will happen, but, as an NPC? Nobody ever listens to him... and also as an NPC? He can't use his knowledge to game the plot and ascend to a more important role.... since the credits don't lie, he's just "Pedestrian #5" - forever?

 

[JayHarrison]

[2026.02.26-01] A speedboat registered in Florida encroached on Cuban's territorial waters and allegedly opened fire at Cuban coastal guards. The response was swift and lethal.

US blowing up speedboats, bad. Cuba blowing up speedboats, good! - Bob, probably.

Cuban speedboat blowing US speedboat own which multiple MAGA voters become literal fish food? "Staap. STAAP. My penis can only get so erect."

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[2026.02.26-03] Bobby wants to ruin the livelihood of people working for AI.

These people agree with children because they are mentally children.

And I doubt Moviebob's mentality is even that mature.

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[2026.02.26-04]

Dear Mr. Kibblemith:

Who, exactly, are you supposed to be?

--Signed
(_insert_X-Twitter_handle_here_)

You can just log out can't you?

Moviebob couldn't log out of X-Twitter until reaching 320,000 posts.

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Note: Bobby didn't comment on Will Stancil's Honda Fit, which he drove around looking for trouble, getting totaled; Perhaps he sensed who might be responsible for this mischief.

Think of it this way: A car was spared from spending several years in a harsh relationship with a nutcase who poses as a journalist.

 

[Mac Monster]

Bob hates Scream because he thinks it made everyone become movie buffs after Jamie Kennedy’s character point out the tropes of slasher films at a party.

Hell, he believed he should have been the only one in the world to know all about movies and no one else. He said it point blank in the opening of his Scream 4 review.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MLdtZnKZ9cM
His fragile ego was bruised by a Wes Craven film written by the guy who made Dawson’s Creek. Suddenly to him, everyone knew movies more than him and knew them better. That special ability he thought he had was no longer special. Suddenly, everyone knew movies inside and out more.

But hey, nobody has yet to marinate chicken with Mountain Dew like Bob.

Normal people have been aware of tropes and cliches in specific genres for quite a while. For fuck's sake, we had 4 Scary Movie films before 2011 that already made light of horror film tropes. To believe that this was some elite knowledge that only enlightened atheists like himself could understand really highlights just how up his own ass Blobert is and how utterly worthless his 'expertise' and 'profession' are.

 

[Positron]

27Feb#01
Bobby reflects on one of the two things he has in common with Trump,

The other thing Bobby has in common with Trump is, of course, being a sex creep.

27Feb#02
If anyone in Maine dare vote for the Oyster Nazi, Bobby is going to judge them, and the consequence will never be the same!


27Feb#03
Oily jeet


27Feb#04


27Feb#05


27Feb#06
AI is going to be used for concentration camps!


27Feb#07

Tell me you're literally addicted to social media without saying so.

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27Feb#08
Netflix backs out from the bid to purchase WB-Discovery, ceding the company to Paramount. A&N. It is bad news for the Ellisons because the IPs that Warner Bros holds are "questionably valued"


27Feb#08b


27Feb#08c


27Feb#09
Bobby wants stupid people -- those who watch Youtube on mobile -- to Hype him again.


27Feb#10

 

[The Nothingness]

But hey, nobody has yet to marinate chicken with Mountain Dew like Bob.

I read that like a lyric from the song, "Gaston," and now want a MovieBob version

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Glad to see Bob butthurt now that Paramount is about to purchase Warner Bros.

 

[Koby_Fish]

27Feb#01
Bobby reflects on one of the two things he has in common with Trump,

Bob (and his senpais) is so stupid that he thinks the evidentiary rules in a CIVIL SUIT are enough to call drumpf an "Adjuticated Rapist". Uh, NO, Bob. The lady was crazy. The system was biased. There's a REASON that the evidentiary rules are a lot stricter for criminal prosecutions.

27Feb#02
If anyone in Maine dare vote for the Oyster Nazi, Bobby is going to judge them, and the consequence will never be the same!

Women do tend to live longer than men, but this person bob's responding to is an idiot. If Janet Mills croaks, the Governor appoints a replacement until they can get a new one at the next scheduled election. Since the Governor is probably going to be a Democrat (mills will have to step down from that position in order to run), they have nothing to worry about. OR if they're so damn worried about "Nazis" they could just oh I don't know, vote for the actual Red tory RINO republican instead of an Oyster Nazi (if he's even that lol).

In Canada Senators are appointed by the Prime Minister. If it was a seat in the House instead of Senate, in Canada there would be a by-election, called by the Prime Minister.

27Feb#04

Arresting isn't kidnapping. Even if done by mistake.

Tell me you're literally addicted to social media without saying so.

Kibblesmith and Bob are also addicted to left-wing propaganda echo chamber bubbles, which is the source of the addiction to social media.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob (and his senpais) is so stupid that he thinks the evidentiary rules in a CIVIL SUIT are enough to call drumpf an "Adjuticated Rapist". Uh, NO, Bob. The lady was crazy. The system was biased. There's a REASON that the evidentiary rules are a lot stricter for criminal prosecutions.

"Adjudicated rapist," much like "credibly accused," is a meaningless bullshit term that's been seeded into the public consciousness to allow dishonest fuckers like Bob to slander right wing figures with make-believe legalese so that the lumpenghoulen will think something dastardly has been proven in court when it absolutely hasn't been.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I read that like a lyric from the song, "Gaston," and now want a MovieBob version

Spoiler: Autism

Kiwi:
Gosh, it amuses me to see you, Robert
Looking so down in the dumps
Nobody here wants to be you, Robert
Watching you taking your lumps
There's no man in town as despised as you
You're Lynn's most hateful guy
Everyone's bored and disgusted by you
And it's not very hard to see why!

No one's dumb as Robert
No one's numb like Robert
No one's waist's as incredibly thick as Robert's
For every man in town's twice as manly!
Retarded, and a big old fool!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you that Movie Bob's a tool!

Kiwi+Chorus:
No one can sin like Robert
A has-been like Robert
No one's got a swelling on his chin like Robert!

Robert:
My mother says it's intimidating!

Kiwi+Chorus:
My, what as loser is Bob!
Give out a "hurrah!" Give out a "hip-hip!"
That we're not like Bobby, that drip!

No one tweets like Robert
No one eats like Robert
In an online debate, no one blocks like Robert!
For there's no one as thin-skinned and whiney

Robert:
Their worth is inferior to mine!

Kiwi:
His tweets make us all feel grimy!

Robert:
I'll block you, that suits me just fine!

Kiwi+Chorus:
No one quits like Robert
Matches wits like Robert
In a losing match, nobody splits like Robert

Robert:
I deserve the future that they do not!

Kiwi:
What future do you mean, Robert?

Robert:
When I was a lad, I went to Epcot
And saw a Superior Future most cool
Now that I'm grown I'm righteously mad
For it was stolen by damned mayo ghouls!

Kiwi+Chorus
No one flirts like Robert
Gets just desserts like Robert
Then goes shuffling around
Wearing shirts like Robert!

Robert:
Denim trench coats are the height of fashion!

Chorus:
Say it again!
Who's a boy among men?
And then say it once more
Who's that loser next door?
Who gave up on success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his five fans and the Kiwis in-thread
There's just one guy whe bores,
Who strikes out with whores

Kiwi:
And his name's R-O-B-E-R-T!

Chorus:
ROBERT!!!!!

 

[JayHarrison]

[2026.02.27-01] Bobby reflects on one of the two things he has in common with Trump,

The other thing Bobby has in common with Trump is, of course, being a sex creep.

Really? I thought it would've been the size of their who's in relation to the sizes of their bodies.

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>> Autocratbob has entered the chat.

[2026.02.27-02] If anyone in Maine dare vote for the Oyster Nazi, Bobby is going to judge them, and the consequence will never be the same!

Oh, I'm shaking in my boots...

(This particular primary race doesn't immediately impact my life in any way, as I live and vote in California.)

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[2026.02.27-05]

And, outside of having been a viable outlet for opposing viewpoints, the problem with that is...?

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nobody has yet to marinate chicken with Mountain Dew like Bob.

I read that like a lyric from the song, "Gaston," and now want a MovieBob version

No one spits like Moviebob;
No one shits like Moviebob;
No one has smellier armpits than Moviebob...

Nah, there's no way I could ever make those lyrics flow properly with the original "Gaston" music. Fortunately...