💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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**Bottom line**: Classic high-functioning lolcow — not a drooling low-IQ tragedy like some, but an endlessly entertaining midwit rage machine who can't stop feeding the farmers. If he ever logs off forever, half the dedicated thread would probably mourn the loss of content.
Grok almost got it right, but if ricky logs off forever I suspect 200%+ of the thread will mourn the loss of prison. Null himself would cry.
 
I wonder what would Fatrick be saying while having gay sex. His inevitable leaked sex tape is going to be comedy gold. Enjoy penis, stalker child. This is how you've chosen to end your prostate. *pop* I am present in your colon, child. Now, silence, child. Adults are fucking.
Patrick isn't giving cock to anyone. Well, not any men. That big fat nigga is a powerbottom if ever one existed.
It's nice to see that Fatrick is still tard raging on X but holy shit that comment about women's sexual fantasies is beyond the pale. No wonder his wife took the kids and never looked back.
Luckily the second, better wife relies on pharmaceutical interventions to keep herself checked out enough that she stays. And give him 24/7 access to her damn stinky snatch.
Grok almost got it right, but if ricky logs off forever I suspect 200%+ of the thread will mourn the loss of prison. Null himself would cry.
A cold day, that would be. Life would become a lot less entertaining. Ribs everywhere may breathe a sigh of relief, but at what cost?
 
No wonder his wife took the kids and never looked back.
That did not occur, stlaker. This is the trigger you pulled to splatter your worthless excuse for a brain all over the ceiling of your whore mother's attic as she fantasized about getting gangraped. Enjoy prison.
 
I wonder what would Fatrick be saying while having gay sex. His inevitable leaked sex tape is going to be comedy gold. Enjoy penis, stalker child. This is how you've chosen to end your prostate. *pop* I am present in your colon, child. Now, silence, child. Adults are fucking.
"No, little baby child, 100% straight men like me, who are comfortable in their sexuality, also can take it up the butt. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison."

Someone post Fatty's "Straight men suck dick too" tweet.
 
Even with the most optimistic amounts coming in from royalties and policy renews there’s not enough.
Pat and Niki are also, without any doubt in my mind, massive tax cheats and fraudsters.
I'm convinced they committed fraud for C19 loans for their 'businesses'. I suspect Posts By Ghost is just a shell company to help them both and maybe Lynn or whoever get tax breaks or temporarily hide cash.
The Airbnb probably clears off just above minimum payments on a deck of credit cards and I doubt the IRS is fully aware of the income.

Fatrick would continue to be corpulent even on Ozempic. Not even a cocktail of Big Pharma's strongest weight loss drugs would make this fat faggot lose weight.
Both Chantal and Amber Lynn gained weight on Ozempic, Pat would too.

Enjoy penis, stalker child. This is how you've chosen to end your prostate. *pop* I am present in your colon, child. Now, silence, child. Adults are fucking.
You really think he can last long enough to say all that?

endlessly entertaining midwit rage machine
Is there space for this in the thread title?
 
Both Chantal and Amber Lynn gained weight on Ozempic, Pat would too.
He would gain weight and still get Ozempic face. He'd get fatter even if he didn't eat anything, just by gravitational accretion.
PPP loan fraud during covid. Both of them, I'm sure, invented employees. Probably multiple employees. Each. I really hope PPP fraud starts getting looked into more rigorously.
There's probably a huge backlog because there was so much of it.
 
Ah yes, the classic lolcow scale. First devised by James Concord Lunar in 1907 and still in use to this day.
 
Wanted to post these antics :story:
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“You are already dead, stalker.” - Kentrick
 
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You guys mentioned ozempic and I'm amazed he didn't jump on it, if he can buy yearly overpriced Samsung foldables, he can surely afford the insurance for it and it and 3x going to the gym a week, would make him lose all of the fatness in less than a year.

The fact he doesn't implies 4 things in my opinion:

  1. He's just that fucking lazy and doesn't care or give a shit about his health or size, the more "the trolls" call him fat, the more it pushes him in the opposite direction to keep doing the same things, kinda fits with his narcissistic personality and pathological demand avoidance
  2. He's insane or retarded enough to think he's fine, that he is actually fit and could take out ICE or the FBI if it invaded his house, his previous death threats to his wife and his behavior during the swat raid, shouting like a retard to people who have literal fingers on triggers shows that he at least have some traits of this
  3. He actually somehow can't afford it, because he doesn't work and spends all the cash on bars and techie crap
  4. A mix of all of the above
 
I'm convinced they committed fraud for C19 loans for their 'businesses'
Absolutely. Patrick's "business" is a book store that only sells his books. Shortly after they got the loans, Patrick said he paid off his thailand made scooter and was bragging they bought new furniture that was too big to fit properly in the ha' hovel.
 
It's nice to see that Fatrick is still tard raging on X but holy shit that comment about women's sexual fantasies is beyond the pale. No wonder his wife took the kids and never looked back.
We have another lolcow who posted something similar. Liz Fong-Jones (powerword: Elliot William Fong) is a tranny, a longstanding enemy of the site, and a rape fetishist (who may have actually sexually assaulted someone can passed it off as a "consent accident.") Fong has gone on record defending rape pornography, claiming the women in it enjoy being strangled, smothered, violated, etc.

Patrick "Bitch Tits" Tomlinson has made a statement mirroring that of a rape fetishist and likely rapist. Let that sink in.

He's insane or retarded enough
Both. His impotent fury does not match is flabby strength. I think being punched by him would be like getting hit by a bag of marshmallows.
 
Don't forget that LFJ recently dunked on Patrick for not being cool enough on Bluesky. How humiliating.

virgin Pat: scared of the law; had to sue the police just to stop them coming to his house
chad Elliot: fancies himself a writer of laws; trots around the globe committing rape after rape; always gets away with it
 
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