By the sheer power of meme magic, I'm starting to find this loser... to be lovable? Sure, he's still a massive libtard who would have me imprisoned for saying nigger on the Internet, but he's powerless and therefore harmless, AND he drives the libtards crazy? Just by being himself? Which, himself is just another one of them
Besides, in a world where most lolcows wind up being exposed as rapists or pedophiles, some measly nerd driving his shitty car down the wrong way on a one way because he was too busy trying to impress a journo who secretly hated him is pretty endearing.