DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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People on Raw's stream chat today were talking about Phil and his alleged "cocktail of pills" (or whatever tf he called it) that he was on when he was younger, and basically speculating as to what that may have constituted. Multiple people mentioned "Risperidone" and after reading about that drug and how they got sued for giving dudes tits as a side effect (and how it "treats" autistism) I have to say that one had to have been in the cocktail somewhere. I've never seen tits like that on a dude that weren't surgically enhanced.
 
Ellana said:
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This was the state of the comment section after KC linked it.
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Ur_Future_Stepdad needs to just have his paychecks deposited into Phil's bank account directly at this point.

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Why. Why would you say this in a livestream chat. Why would you say this in THIS livestream chat. These people, man.
 
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So out of all his games, including the little "demos" he does

Rimworld, Hollow Knight and SF are the only ones hitting goals?

If so, I noticed the pattern play - they're all games he has generous whales on who want to make sure their favorite game keeps getting played.

At this point, he just needs to drop the pretense of playing games he "wants to play" and just ask the whales what they want at this point. It's the only way to consistently make money.
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
So out of all his games, including the little "demos" he does

Rimworld, Hollow Knight and SF are the only ones hitting goals?

If so, I noticed the pattern play - they're all games he has generous whales on who want to make sure their favorite game keeps getting played.

At this point, he just needs to drop the pretense of playing games he "wants to play" and just ask the whales what they want at this point. It's the only way to consistently make money.
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He won't let anyone have any direct control of his stream. So that will never happen.
 
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the release of Capslopm's vidya zombie shoota iteration IX. I wonder if this time we will shoot some more zombies! What a fucking life :story:
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He's acting like this RE game is the holy grail of gaming like we've been waiting for it for 10 years like with Cyberpunk. We didn't know this bloody game existed until like 6 months ago, I've seen more hype for Nioh 3 than this RE game.

As to why he cares so much about the Banana song it's because its become a meme that slightly makes fun of something he has done/said and he can't stand that. He only wants memes about positive things he says or does, like double perfecting a cammy player and saying something cringy after it that then become the meme. He wants memes that glaze him not memes that poke him.
 
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In my opinion, it's because he thinks that if the detractors are wrong about a singular, indescribably insignificant thing, then they're wrong about everything.
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That's part of it. It's also that he's reached the point where if he receives any criticism, even if it's sincere, he crashes out. He's so sensitive/paranoid that he can't even tell the difference between things he admitted to doing, like lying about Champions; things he's hated for, like his daily "business meetings" where he explains how his fans are to blame for his begging; and stupid shit like the Banana Song that no one gives a fuck about except for a laugh. They're all "memes" that we made up and didn't really happen.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
BusinessSydePhil strikes again with his brilliant business major insights into how he would operate as Xbox CEO:


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(Oh i hadnt finished clip before posting, my point still stands)
Holy shit. Literally mindset of 12 year old.
>Lets bring halo, gears etc back
They are already doing that with forza in japan too
>Make good games
Yeah because its that easy
This guy cant even provide good content for his dents and blames good games for lack of phasitive khantent and support
 
Like 12+ hours in this Rimworld run and he doesn't even have food figured out :lol: Still doesn't know how to do anything but the chat is really spoonfeeding him now he has like 3-4 dedicated people now doing it. No goal hit though so you know that pisses him off.

Congrats to DSP for doing something people have told you to do for years keeping the streams up so you don't fuck up your metrics only took 1000+ times of people calling you a retard to finally do it!
 
Fucking Kino. Now his latest streams are available under "Live" but at the same time he chops the stream into videos and uploads those too. Is he fucking retarded? What good will those video actually do when you can watch the stream?

Too bad that Hollow Knight clip didn't make it to LSF (they are probably getting flooded with DSP shit). Could have been titled "Dumb, drunk, autistic 43 year old man child refuses to accept reality"
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
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>retard requests to leave the livestreams up
>phail says no, he wants everything in order, getting the streams private hurts nothing
>another retard tips $20 telling him that it hurts his channel
>phail reads it while mumbling his previous thought
>phail realizes he is wrong
>pretends to "listen" and starts a poll
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I'm going to tip DSP $1000 and tell him to play in traffic because it will be great for his channel!
 
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I think the dented VirtualBoy stream will be my #1 DSP moment of 2026. I almost feel letdown because it happened so early. It’s the perfect mix of bizarre and hilarious, with the bonus of being extremely accessible beyond the snoretex.

Separately, DSP’s arguably most prominent orbiter post-vanquishment of Derich, PWR, has embarked on a shocking new arc. IMG_7748.jpeg
 
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