📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Candidate No 7]

Troon is feeling suicidal due to surgery making him incontinent.

Wearing diapers after SRS. Feeling suicidal

I’ve had SRS Vaginoplasty a year ago and I’ve suddenly developed urinary urge incontinence. It feels like my bladder hurts to pee, but I ruled out UTI. They think it might have developed an overactive bladder because of the surgery. Pelvic floor therapy hasn’t worked. Feeling suicidal because I have to wear diapers because I keep wetting the bed.

I do kind of feel sorry because how awful but for fuck's sake.

I can’t hide this from everyone especially a potential partner. I feel so unattractive now and no one will love me now. I did the surgery so that my dating life would improve and not get worse

Yeah, no, that was never gonna work. How do they still not know it's not going to work?

Here is an encouraging comment:

You don’t have to hide it. The right partner won’t worry if you have a medical necessity. It might feel like ripping off a badaid, but if potential partners react badly to that news, they don’t deserve you anyways

That's the spirit. Thank god troons usually have a scintillating personality to distract from the pissy ditch.

Just when you thought the thread couldn't get worse (figure of speech, of course you didn't, it's from a trans subreddit) someone pipes up with:

i mean, there are a LOT of people who are into pee and diapers, sooooo, bullshit, there are more people who could love you than you could imagine, and even if someone isnt INTO it, they can still love you.

A heart-warming scenario there.

From then on the thread descends further into hell and I can't find it in me to screenshot more.

I am just fascinated by the Himalayan gap between the initial expectations troons start with and what they end up hoping to settle for. What kills me is that it's all there for all to see and has been for a long time and still they never seem to consider it to start with. What if my surgically constructed mangina somehow fails to bring all the boys or girls to my yard?

 

[Stan]

It's the outside world version of Prison Sex they can't get a woman and they're willing to fuck a dude and if he's in a dress, they can try to delude themselves that it's not gay.

I can't imagine having sex with a troon is an acceptable alternative to being celibate. You have to do exactly nothing and you get to keep your dignity.

A heart-warming scenario there.

From then on the thread descends further into hell and I can't find it in me to screenshot more.

I am just fascinated by the Himalayan gap between the initial expectations troons start with and what they end up hoping to settle for. What kills me is that it's all there for all to see and has been for a long time and still they never seem to consider it to start with. What if my surgically constructed mangina somehow fails to bring all the boys or girls to my yard?

I'm tickled that some hon thinks the answer to this question is "don't fret, Pamperchu might still want you." (Except I think Pamperchu is a pedo so maybe not even him.)

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I do kind of feel sorry because how awful but for fuck's sake.

It feels heartwarming because FAFO.

 

[Potato Burrito]

This guy's wife ain't having it lol


Notice how he speaks only of what she's done for him and not things they've gotten through or experienced together. Funny that! That's a frequent criticism many women have about men (not that it's exclusive to men of course), that when you ask them what they love about their wife they often mention what she does for him and little to nothing about her as a person. He sounds exhausting.

He's a 46-year-old crossdresser who hasn't fully committed to the bit, only 7 days ago he was crying to the crabs in the bucket about how he's worried trooning might piss off the "roughneck" customers of his construction business.

His wife and two daughters attend a non-affirming (read: sane) church. He uses that time to wear her clothes.



The wife should just leave now, he's gone. Run!

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

This guy's wife ain't having it lol

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Notice how he speaks only of what she's done for him and not things they've gotten through or experienced together. Funny that! That's a frequent criticism many women have about men (not that it's exclusive to men of course), that when you ask them what they love about their wife they often mention what she does for him and little to nothing about her as a person. He sounds exhausting.

He's a 46-year-old crossdresser who hasn't fully committed to the bit, only 7 days ago he was crying to the crabs in the bucket about how he's worried trooning might piss off the "roughneck" customers of his construction business.

His wife and two daughters attend a non-affirming (read: sane) church. He uses that time to wear her clothes.

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The wife should just leave now, he's gone. Run!

I'm starting to believe that women and girls need to get dressers and closets with locks on them now. And they need to be told the importance of keeping the key to them on their person or near their person at all times.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I'm starting to believe that women and girls need to get dressers and closets with locks on them now. And they need to be told the importance of keeping the key to them on their person or near their person at all times.

Them taking clothes from the wife's dresser is a symptom, not the cause. They'll just buy their own clothes and goon their brains out if they can't raid the wife's panty drawer. Getting knowledge to wives how to make a clean break if their husband mind's broken would be better.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Them taking clothes from the wife's dresser is a symptom, not the cause. They'll just buy their own clothes and goon their brains out if they can't raid the wife's panty drawer. Getting knowledge to wives how to make a clean break if their husband mind's broken would be better.

We need a national tranny awareness campaign on how to react to these faggots

 

[Potato Burrito]

We need a national tranny awareness campaign on how to react to these faggots

We do, it's called trannies. They are their own PSA about the dangers of troonery.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Troon is feeling suicidal due to surgery making him incontinent.

Imagine being this troon's pelvic floor therapist.

 

[Law]

Put another dollar in the "Religious Right were correct about everything" jar.

Remember when they were the ones burning Harry Potter books?

I'm starting to believe that women and girls need to get dressers and closets with locks on them now. And they need to be told the importance of keeping the key to them on their person or near their person at all times.

If you're at the point where you need to padlock your dresser and treat the key like the Nuclear Football because your husband is stealing your underwear to rub on his dick while he calls himself Elizabeth, you need a divorce lawyer.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

We do, it's called trannies. They are their own PSA about the dangers of troonery.

Well yeah but we need to plaster their faces and actions across billboards and boomer media commercials.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Well yeah but we need to plaster their faces and actions across billboards and boomer media commercials.

The funniest thing that could happen is on their visibility day a politician just starts reading out loud their Reddit, Twitter, or Bluesky posts.

 

[Law]

Well yeah but we need to plaster their faces and actions across billboards and boomer media commercials.

Trump's team did this and it won them an election.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

The funniest thing that could happen is on their visibility day a politician just starts reading out loud their Reddit, Twitter, or Bluesky posts.

Yeah just take the shit they're posting themselves and plaster it everywhere! The troon trying to make being a pedophile a protected sexuality? Post him everywhere.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

If you're at the point where you need to padlock your dresser and treat the key like the Nuclear Football because your husband is stealing your underwear to rub on his dick while he calls himself Elizabeth, you need a divorce lawyer.

Yadda, yadda, shut the door before he calls you Mary Jane and gets your guts out. God you're boring.

 

[assclown]

found this weird, but idk if this count's as a tranny posting an l? so this tranny on xitter is talking about the original powerpuff girls and how its got "conservative" undertones, he basically goes "while i love the show, its morality is strict and the bad guys go to jail" then he whines about the one episode that got pulled for its seizure inducing imagry and goes "they walk with the american flag,,, and the gnome is all red,,,, and even though i like the episode because of how stupid it is,,, the show's too conservative." and the comments on the original post are all just cartoon shitlib autists going "yeah the show's conservative so it's therefore bad." and the more popular post about the american flag is full of comments where everyone's saying that saying you hate communism doesnt make you conservative.

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"all art is politcal" mfs when it politcs they don't like

 

[Sean Andalou]

Yeah just take the shit they're posting themselves and plaster it everywhere! The troon trying to make being a pedophile a protected sexuality? Post him everywhere.

The best anti-troon propaganda isn't any right wing rant on the subject.
It's their own twitter and Reddit posts.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Troon seeks career advice.

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Knowing trannies and academia these days, he could paperclip a copy of that Reddit post onto his med school application and he’d get in with no problem. Probably with a fat scholarship. Or a grant.

 

[assclown]

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Superheros in the 50s were conservite? Don't you guys bring up that comic of superman fighting the kkk when one of those grifters (i.e grummz) brings up that "superheros today are woke" captain america's main big bad, red scull is a nazi, hell i remember journalists compare a newer version of him to charlie kirk or matt walsh i forget who. I'm not saying convertives are nazi but these people usally do. I don't know what the politcs of these comic writers were nor do i care but since they hate nazis it must mean the are liberals right?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I dont know in what thread this belongs,

But have yall seen the youtube channel "Edge of the matrix"? He is a good dude

Been busy so I haven’t watched him in a while so maybe he’s changed but I liked his videos. He was pretty chill and handled himself well when he was physically attacked (multiple times.)

People call him a conspiracy theorist (something about 5G?) and maybe he is on other stuff, but I was impressed by how much gender critical stuff he knew. He’s good at rattling off names and concepts like he’s been paying attention to this stuff for 10 years.

Here he is interviewing notorious TRA Sarah Jane Baker, absolutely batshit.