You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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ChompChomp said:
Thread tax: Folks who think we want to hear your noise machine at any time of day.

PS - No one thinks you're a sick-looking "bobber," unless bobber is keyword for, "blowjob giver," in which case I wouldn't brag about that if I were a dude who was trying to act tough by riding something that vibrated the space between my legs. We think you look like a try-hard nuisance.

Why do you folks like that? To help make using pre-equipped seat dildo more exciting? Or, do you usually have to supply your own?

But, final thought, if you truly want to act like an outlaw, best to skip the helmet and leathers, both of which were designed for wussies.
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This is what a bobber looks like, you dysgenic retard, maybe you should consider getting off the internet if every new term you see is related to any perverted thought you have on your mind.
bobber.webp
 
Lone Star said:
It's 2026 and there's still some dumb bitch I see around my work that wears a mask.
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Every time I point out one of these people I have to go into a whole thing about how maybe they have a cold or are immunocompromised or this or that excuse. Look nigger, that's Trevor and he's a neurotic piece of shit that puts Howie Mandel to shame. That bitch over there is in her car and has two masks on. That tard with the pink and green hair and pronoun pins is outside two blocks away from the school for adult tards community college.
They're either virtue signaling, insane, or both.
 
Lady Bizness said:
Every time I point out one of these people I have to go into a whole thing about how maybe they have a cold or are immunocompromised or this or that excuse.
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If I ever get XDR-TB I will just show up in crowded places and coof the fuck out of the place. Wouldn't want to wear a mask and piss off some weirdo.
 
AnOminous said:
If I ever get XDR-TB I will just show up in crowded places and coof the fuck out of the place. Wouldn't want to wear a mask and piss off some weirdo.
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Ok please don't do that.

I'm pretty sure the weird gender blob I see every day wearing a mask while walking down the block has not had tuberculosis for two years.
 
Lone Star said:
It's 2026 and there's still some dumb bitch I see around my work that wears a mask.
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I'll wear one during winter, and that's due to customers deciding to not care while they're sick. The amount of times I see these savages sneeze below the sneeze guard, cough into their hands then trying to grab cookies with the same hand, stick the tongs they dropped on the floor back into the salad bar, it's thanks to God I haven't become a complete misanthrope.
 
I was supposed to be training somebody at work, but HR took them away to do the background check and then immediately escorted them from the building. We fully disclose that we background and drug check. Also the charges were so major, there's no way they didn't know they were going to pop it. I don't know what the game was there. If they were hoping to sneak by or they wanted the job rejection for some benefits reason, either way, massive waste of my time.
 
One of my coworkers is either too autistic or too depressed to shower more than once a week (guessing based on smell), and our office conference rooms are far too small to accommodate that.
 
A Sentient Dumpster said:
One of my coworkers is either too autistic or too depressed to shower more than once a week (guessing based on smell), and our office conference rooms are far too small to accommodate that.
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Recommend them wet wipes after each toilet and deodorants that last 5 days. Dry shampoo to comb smell out of hair.
I met enough people with mental hallabaloo around showering (in mental hospitals, I had been to lots of them) to know how to deal with that shit.
 
Squirrels. A squirrel just ran right in front of my left front wheel. I managed not to hit the dimwit bushy tailed rat by mere inches. Thanks anti-lock brakes.
 
Put on a random, slop YT video about vidya games, voice sounded extremely weird. Thinking to myself, wait, is this shit auto-dubbed (most retarded thing YT has ever implemented) i check the settings and indeed it was. Native language track is in my own language (German), i change the setting and the motherfucker sounds even more weird and autistic than the AI dub. Not the first time this happened.

Video in question:
The AI voice actually "translates" this dude's extremely autistic pronounciation and cadence quite well.

Edit: Just now noticing the glory of that AI thumbnail, if your SNES pad didn't have six face buttons you know shit about video games :story:
 
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I hate these wannabe tough guy faggots that rev their pickup trucks and shitty rice cars up and down the neighborhood. Can't even enjoy a nice evening because these faggots think they're tough. Can't even make a phone call in my bedroom without their noise fucking up the conversation. The window and door are both closed.
 
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