🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%

  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%

  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%
  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
toilet_rainbow said:
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No beach cat. We can now lay to rest the myth of AI taking over if it can't even get the damn beach cat right. Also, where's the tub trumpet? Fuck you AI, humans win again.
 
Polissa on Sunday: Man, doomscrolling sucks. I'll share my journaling and painting later



Polissa on Monday: Epstein is innocent according to the FBI?! The US government has been infiltrated! Don't bother protesting, martial law will be underway by the midterms! This is all in the plan! Non-Americans, please save us so you can save you!


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This is the headline in question, via ABC News (archive)

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Demanding that the non-redacted Epstein files be released, because it's the only way to save the nation from the corrupt government elite

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Josh AI generated a love graphic for his boo and him for Valentines Day

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His boo, meanwhile, wants to know who else is getting odd search suggestions from TikTok algorithm.

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For the record, by the way, Polissa is not MAGA and will never be MAGA (outside of voting for him during the first election because her family "told her" to do it).

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While she's been team Dump Trump since roughly 2018 (after temporarily losing her Social Security during his administration), this is mostly due to Trump's ties with Epstein (and the implications of pedophilia that comes with that). In addition, as far as she is concerned, politics are all about morality. Essentially, she believes that merely having right political beliefs for any reason, even if you are overall center left, means that you are immoral, or automatically blindly support Trump and/or pedophilia. She will even avoid watching films starring celebrities that she googled the political views of, and wishes that she could avoid her MAGA family more easily. So don't you dare think she's MAGA. She's doing her part!
 
I love how the AI graphic shows Joh holding his beloved gaming controller, but it's missing Pissa's most prized possession - and what she spends 16 hours a day on - her phone.
 
Hweeks said:
I love how the AI graphic shows Joh holding his beloved gaming controller, but it's missing Pissa's most prized possession - and what she spends 16 hours a day on - her phone.
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It does, however, include the kitchen Funko Pops
 
The Queen of Autists said:
The ai thing is cute! It was kind of thoughtful from a guy it was free but he put thought into something about the relationship and them together when he could have just thrown a box of candy at her
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Nothing AI and thrown out on social media is “thoughtful”. “Thoughtful” is doing something personal and private, without thinking of how others will perceive it outside of the relationship. Advertising a gift to the world, is just collecting brownie points for yourself as the gifter.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Nothing AI and thrown out on social media is “thoughtful”. “Thoughtful” is doing something personal and private, without thinking of how others will perceive it outside of the relationship. Advertising a gift to the world, is just collecting brownie points for yourself as the gifter.
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They’re both broke as shit and tasteless white trash. Everything you’ve said is 100% correct, but to date the only things I recall joh giving polissa is a black eye, a “wreaked” car, and unwarranted optimism about his plumbing skills.

I mean, their section 8 house is filled with funko pops, the tackiness and lack of artistic merit of AI slop is lost on both of them. It’s as much thoughtful planning as Joh is capable of and about as much as polissa deserves. In fact it might be more than she did for him because it looks like she spent Valentine’s Day shitposting about politics
 
Discussing her menopause experiences, which she blames everything on from needing to eat more to worsening eyesight, for almost eight minutes. Advises women to take HRT to reduce symptoms whilst noting that she was on estrogen the entire time she had her worst symptoms.

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Calling for all expats to physically travel home to stop MAGA and the Heritage Foundation by voting during the midterms (if they even happen at all). (Voting absentee abroad, what's that?) She understands wanting to leave, though. If she had her own way, she wouldn't be moving to Florida, or anywhere else in the States, but rather New Zealand.

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She is earnestly giving advice to no one. Nobody is thinking about moving out of country but then going to come back to vote. She is speaking to the Ellen’s and Rosie odonnels and rich of the world and not reaching her target market and thus all her work is for naught and she’ll always remain stuck in Alabama.

She needs to think about who her target audience is before she does anything! But she only thinks about her fantasy feelings of what she would do and wants to spread it to others. Very sad waste of a life. I’ve just realized this about her. She would do much better to get off of the soap box and focus on a niche art career

Edit: she did better with the menopause one, I’m the target market for that and could relate and it made sense to me lol. Maybe that could be her niche
 
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Hweeks said:
I love how the AI graphic shows Joh holding his beloved gaming controller, but it's missing Pissa's most prized possession - and what she spends 16 hours a day on - her phone.
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This drawing was Joh and Po...50 pounds ago probably lol.
toilet_rainbow said:
wishes that she could avoid her MAGA family more easily. So don't you dare think she's MAGA. She's doing her part!
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She has no qualms with them when she needs a place to live or somewhere to go during. the holiday though. She is the biggest hypocrite
It was kind of thoughtful from a guy it was free but he put thought into something about the relationship and them together when he could have just thrown a box of candy at her
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This is exactly the type of gift I would expect from someone like him. Minimal effort, probably less than getting her a box of chocolates or flowers honestly because he can sit on his ass at home. :story:
 
I take it she's just quietly memoryholed her Ozempic arc, then? She definitely doesn't look like she's still taking it.

Politicalissa is the most dull, uninteresting Polissa of them all, even when she's super-earnest and hilariously wrong about stuff. But at least she's not hoarding any more animals that we know of. I'll take her boring and cat colony-free over the opposite, any day.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
She understands wanting to leave, though. If she had her own way, she wouldn't be moving to Florida, or anywhere else in the States, but rather New Zealand.
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No other country is going to take her in. She’s got no skills, and no money. She wouldn’t qualify for government health benefits, so all her expenses would be out of pocket. These days countries are severely cutting back on immigration, and to get a visa someone has to have something to offer the country. Neither she or Joh do, and both have medical issues that would see them rejected for entry on a long term basis.
 
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