🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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I'll give Metokur credit he called the commentary community devolving into this reactception slop maybe as far back as Jim81Jim.

The average Nick Deorio stream is him reacting to H3 reacting to Ian reacting to whatever dumb shit Idubbbz is watching.
nick is a fat faggot retard who has the worst takes
 
“50 shades of Gray” was the best selling book of the 2010s decade and the series sold 150 million copies worldwide.

It is about a rich famous white man who is into rough BDSM sex and dominating women. The vast majority of the readership was female as is the author.

TT is not going to go without pussy, don’t worry.
Sure but Christian Gray was a handsome billionaire. Tom has like "guy who owns a few car dealerships" money and looks like something out of Gypsy folklore. I'm sure he has options, but there's also a reason he stayed with Rowan for 7 months, even though she's bugfuck nuts and not particularly attractive.
 
Nick is actually a genius for dating such a fat blubbering whale. He's buying bitcoin early. Once he becomes super rich and famous and can give her a GLP1, she will became a beautiful princess, after she's been made loyal to Nick for putting up with her dozen fat rolls.

This is the route Tom should've gone. Foolish mistake
 
I've been thinking about this. Let's hypothetically say we come to an agreement to banish/kill the baby eating devil worshippers. Just identifying them seems very difficult since they are all bound by blood oaths and have blackmail on each other. Assume they are deep undercover in every layer of society.

Wouldn't we pretty much need this guy?
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what does this have to do with turkey tom?
 
nigga he makes youtube videos and he's 5'3
Thomas' appeal isn't just in the physical realm. It's a slow burn kind that sneaks up on you. Yes, he carries a lean, yet bulky body, but it's still an understated confidence that looks good equally clothed in his dark hoodies or just oiled up in a light glaze. He doesn't need to announce his strength, not physically or emotionally. After all, who but the most emotionally connected man could understand the BPD mind so effortlessly?

If it isn't an emotional connection you're looking for, don't despair. His prowess at busting the bunkers of young maidens has now become legendary. It's also been said to defy the laws of physics at the rate in which he can treat you so harshly while leaving nary a mark. At least not anything a normal, non-internet podcast host would try to use as evidence. A perfect selling point for the new age, modern woman who wants her thrills without the harsh stigma or judgment of peers or colleagues in the work place.

Not enough of a selling point for you, perhaps? If it isn't an emotional connection or exquisite sex you are looking for, could it be safety and comfort? At nearly 3/4 of a billion youtube videos, Thomas' ability to nuture you goes without saying, evidenced by his ability to just casually take up and drop a lucrative livestreaming channel for the simple reason of not enjoying it. Monetary matters matter not to a man of this caliber.
 
How big is it?
Allegedly:
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But since the girls lied about a lot of things, it could actually be:
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No wonder Josh hates him so much. HE'S JEALOUS
I reckon he's also quite perturbed that instead of someone going out to interact with the poo, they came in here instead and drew a poostache under his nose... This could take years of therapy to get over.

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Edit. That's weird, I had to change the word touch to interact otherwise it would change the phrase to something about a neghole when I pressed save?. What's going on?
 
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Does it boil down to the allegations that TT used KF for his content and made money?

Simple answer, cut off new registrations, then wait for whomever makes the "slop," then remove them?

Is this not really the answer? Why isn't the answer given the fact that youtubers use this information for their videos?

Last, but strangely least: Let's remove any youtuber from access to the information that's claimed to be "stolen." It's not difficult. Null does still control things here. Why is it so easy for them to pull information given the amount of spergs coming here?

It doesn't matter if it's TT, or any of the other "sloptubers" you're talking about. THINK. Think for one second. You're all here, providing this info, then assmad that others use it on youtube. Then you're all up in arms that people are using the information without credit.

Stop. As the cops say when they're "amped up-" "slow down." I think the thread has reached a point where we all(even me, a TT "supporter") slow down and realize...when were we the niggers?
 
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