🦊 Furry Ernest Tomlinson / Pnictogen Wing / The Pnictogen System / Chara Dreemurr / Kara Dreamer / monophylos / Chelydros / Undertale LARPer - Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: More

Ernest has another go at Howard the Heeb.

The he attacks one Aaron Hanlon, because he agrees with Matt Yglesias on something.

Aaron's thread in full, and the only worthwhile read in this post.

Ernest goes in on Matt Yglesias.

He's "evasive," Ernest, because Bluesky have made it that no-one outside your followers sees your crazy posts, and he's most likely muted you anyway.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Surprisingly, Ernest is years behind in the gendie-favorite "manly butt wipes" discourse. Dr. Squatch isn't the most egregious brand IMO; they're going for the "woods/lumberjack" vibe more than just plain MAN.

Also some of their soap smells nice, but it's way too expensive for what it is.

Ernest has another go at Howard the Heeb.

Jews good or Jews bad, I question the wisdom of addressing a multi-post diatribe to a dude who is currently in a conversation about how much he appreciates the "block" feature.

From a time-management standpoint, I mean. Dude isn't going to ever see it.

 

[unassumingsweetrelish]

I can't believe that this retard is the first person i've seen to call kamala an outright failure.

 

[Spoonomancer]

lol he's calling Kamala a failure because she hates trannies like every other politician

 

[kazuhiro]

Ernest has been suspended from Bluesky again. His Kara and Chara accounts are both gone. Before that, though, he and his headmates had been chatting among themselves.

Spoiler: Long

Alyx joins in.

He has horses and spiders and video game characters, but not one of them is a good obedient sheep.

Knowing what it's like to have wasted one's entire life.

Antarctica.

He had some pals over to watch Zyuranger.




J. K. Rowling.

Internet hall-monitorism.

Mood musings.

#Christians and their crazy notions.

Michael Shermer.

Matt Yglesias.

Blathering.

Some ranting crazy person.

Alas, any more Bluesky Pnictoshngs are lost to the ether, like tears in the rain.
A historical mention.

Chara picks it up on Meow.

#censorship.

And Frisk.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Internet hall-monitorism.

This is actually something Ernest should be putting on his blog, because it's a greybeard's "oral history" of a long-ago time online. I'm a bit younger than him but I remember the JMS newsgroup behaving exactly the same way.

Up to this point in the caps, other than the "they can't HANDLE my headmates" part, this is all WNL posting for a Seattle aged techno-hippie. The tragedy of Ernest is that it's not the horseposting that's losing him friends, it's the compulsion to be a persistent asshole to randos and C-list journalists.

Mood musings.

QED: if you are a jerk to people, they won't want to be your friend. It's not an "unspoken pecking-order [thing he's] never been good at." Ernest is trying to play the "poor pitiful autist" card again, but in kindergarten they explicitly tell you not to bite the other kids if you want them to play with you.

#Christians and their crazy notions.

See, this is another reasonable pnictoshng. Not in the sense of "OMG he's so right!!" but, like, you'd expect this on Facebook from your ill-shaven, pot-smoking uncle. He's just saying that seeing Antifa in the bushes is like seeing Jesus on your tortilla, and then digresses into those silly Christians because of course he does.

Matt Yglesias.

...and then Ernest is off again, posting walls of text to someone who probably has him blocked, using his #name over and over like Ernest is a car salesman trying to upsell Matt Yglesias on the sports package. Yglesias is not allowed to make jokes; Ernest will acknowledge that they seem like jokes, then go off on a rant about what it would be like if they weren't jokes.

I still think that if he stopped accusing people of being rapists, set a rule for himself that he wouldn't post more than two or three times to someone without getting a response, and could shut up about being five horses, Ernest would have a lot more friends. He's so proud about failing to clear a really low bar.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Leave it to Ernie to try and sell the lie that somehow Usenet was this new frontier in the mid 90s, rather than the fact that it was beginning its descent into irrelevancy.

 

[kazuhiro]

Ernest couldn't stay away from Bluesky, he's back in the form of his horse-alter, Monophylos Fortikos: https://bsky.app/profile/mono-fortikos.bsky.social.

A selection of archived threads:
https://archive.vn/UrCfT
https://archive.vn/k7BFW
https://archive.vn/z1AT0
https://archive.vn/ctAv2
https://archive.vn/B6UVo
https://archive.vn/eyUxq
https://archive.vn/Gjkrg

This account is hidden in the same way his previous one was, you can't see his replies under posts, they're only visible from his own page.

Screenshots.

Spoiler: Very long

Hello #BlueSky!

Jay Graber.

Censorship.

Jesse Singal.

New Zealand.

President Vance.

Matt Yglesias.

Epstein.

Caltech.

Voting.

Will Stancil.

Noticed!


Parody.

Whiling away the hours.

Malcolm in the Middle.

Rebuttal.

Even if I WERE mentally ill...

Meaningless noise.

Charles Murray.

Mono does not play video games.

LLMs.


Protest whisperer.

Testing, testing.

Tolkien.

Very serious people.

Landlording.

Tangled webs.

Elon Musk.

The real and the not real.

C. S. Lewis.

The Apocalypse.

Politics.

Authority.

"The Constitution."

In any case, you're rather thick.

Endless wittering.

 

[Aunt Carol]

President Vance.

It's nice that Ernest brought out some of the more florid crazy-writing for a federal official. Being the agent assigned to make sure Ernest isn't getting real-world nuts or straying out of WA has to be a bad gig; he writes a lot.

More to the point, he's trying some kind of "gotcha" about girls being oppressed, but immediately kneecaps himself, not because he's a troon, but because he won't drop the "magical unicorn alternate personality" bit. I like the contrast when Ernest is in his most Edgy Atheist 2000s Debate Guy mood, which I suspect is Core Ernest, but he can't drop the unicorn/dragon/dead brother video game character.

Epstein.

Epstein? I think you meant

Caltech.

Ernest is comparing #Caltech to the Catholic Church, which seems like a really facile comparison. They're both institutions; you could compare the Catholic Church to Nintendo or the Forest Service and not be wrong. Or he's really playing up the scope of #Caltech as a seat of wickedness. "Grave crimes and sins"--dude, make your own website and start posting details, or long-form rants with hyperlinks instead of #hashtags.

If you're a crazy sign guy, it's smarter to have a sign that says "OBAMA IS A REPTILIAN" than "ASK ME ABOUT OBAMA." Nobody wants to enter into a discussion with the crazy-eyed sign guy; at least you're starting the conversation about lizardmen.

Parody.

The only thing better than #WillStancil saying "known psycho; ignore him" is the guy saying "naw it's a joke," only to be jumped on by Ernest in full Pedantic Unicorn-mode. Classic horror movie timing; "aww it's friendly" *arm bitten off*

"oh no"
"get out dude"

If Ernest ever does something noteworthy and someone has to make the YouTube slop video, this is a good interaction to reenact with funny voices.

Mono does not play video games.

Classic cheap debate tactic. I've never played any FF games but I have a general idea of who Sepiroth is, same deal as Pokemon and The Bible. You don't get to pick what's in the Western Canon; "ugh I don't know <character>, is that a... video game?" is strictly middle-school.

Imaginary Unicorn Persona should have a sit-down with whichever alter was comparing things to events in movies as though everyone should know those movies. Including the B-movies riffed by MST3K.

Elon Musk.

This and the landlord bitching reads like Kooky Liberal Uncle-posting, until Ernest starts addressing Stancil with each of his posts (about a different subject). And then:

Now @whstancil.bsky.social has been spying on the Pnictogen Wing for a while and has perhaps even been *briefed* about us in some way​

"Spying" is what it's called when you notice the dude who's all over your replies, pretending to be several video game characters and horses. Ernest gets one single drop of public attention from Stancil, and now he's being spied on. Maybe don't post at the guy all day if you don't want him to notice your posts?

C. S. Lewis.

If Ernest were good at headmates, he could take these takes to some C.S. Lewis discussion forum, not mention #Caltech or his headmates, and have a good time. Until he accused a mod of plotting against him, I guess.

Politics.

Facebook uncle-posting again, until the very last "and Will Stancil knows what he did" post. Lou needs to teach Ernest about Disqus, except Ernest could just have long-winded normie political arguments all day long there and leave his robot unicornposting for BlueSky.

 

[kazuhiro]

Catching up with Ernest and the gang...

Spoiler: Long

His meow.social account seems to be gone, he's now Mx. Chara Aznable on seattle.pink.

Lovecraft.

"Where was I going with this?" So say us all.

Bothering an academic about C. S. Lewis (again).

Getting into it with some intellectually bankrupt doofus.


Intelligence simply explained.

Alyx the science horsegirl has two accounts.


Back to Steve again.

LLMs.

Another argument.

Elon Musk.

J. K. Rowling and The Actionable Libel.

Chara's thoughts.

Another profile.

He has (at least) two more accounts on Bluesky.

This one is marked as spam. You can't read any of his threads.

He's still on Will Stancil's case.

And Matt Yglesias, Jesse Singal, and John Fetterman.

Finally, some older screenshots I found.

 

[Spunt]

How long has it been since we last heard from him? 6 months? (Another thread nearly killed by Null dumping all the threads together into one subforum). And in that time he hasn't changed, at all. Still the same obsessions - C.S. Lewis, Will Stancil, AI, barging into people's conversations to "um, akshully" them in the most aggressive and incoherent manner possible. The only things that have changed are the accounts that he's using. The previous ones having been banned, shadowbanned, or blocked by so many people he had to start again to be able to harass people again - I wonder if he learned that from Lou Gagliardi or the other way around?

Every so often Ernest shows a sliver of self-awareness, that maybe all these videogame characters, waifus and science horses are the results of psychedelic brain damage, or that his chosen method of discourse (that of ambushing innocent people with a barrage of bizarre accusations and incoherent rage) might be the reason why he has no friends. But, like his protégé LouGags, he decides that no, it's the children who are wrong, and goes back to his old ways, alienating friends and getting banned from site after site.

Two men from opposite ends of the academic spectrum, meeting in the middle in a sad cycle of rage, bans, and brief contrition. Both groomed into becoming trans, Lou through furry discord servers and Ernest through figments of his own brain-damaged imagination. Lou ruined his body through neglect, Ernest ruined his mind through drugs. Both taking their rage out on internet strangers, rage at their own self-inflicted failures, rage at their lack of a future, rage at the world that doesn't want to owe them the living they believe themselves entitled to. Both too selfish and egotistical to self-reflect, both lacking the insight and self-discipline necessary to break the cycle. There was a time when I wondered why Lou and Ernest get on so well, given how different they are at first glance. But at this stage in their respective lives they are more similar than different.

What is worse, I wonder, to be born Lou, son of a horsefucker with the IQ of protozoa, or to become Ernest, to take a life and intellect of such promise and, through drugs and ego, reduce it to the point where you rage about a long-dead author while pretending to be a gay horse?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Back to Steve again.

This is the exact same pattern that's gotten Ernest in trouble before. He had a little argument with this Steve under his main account, which played out as Ernest typing walls of text and Steve saying "oh huh you're crazy, I understand" and likely blocking him. So now Ernest is going to reply to unrelated posts of Steve's, using his alts, but referring back to the original post that set Ernest off--and acting as though Steve should recognize the alts as part of Ernest, and still want to engage with the person he's ignoring/blocked.

It's disingenuous, is what it is. If Ernest really were 12 different imaginary horses, this would be "brigading" and Not Done.

Another argument.

This is interesting, but I always like seeing people pushing back. (I'm also going to assume these are "women.") Ernest took one statement/post from some other account, went off on one of his Pnictoshngs where he builds a strawman of a random but real person for an hour or two, and then is surprised when that person or that person's friends are concerned.

 

[metalpeach]

I somehow just discovered this thread after years of lurking here. I made an account to post my experience because I knew Mono, Gravis, and Daria irl. I hung out with them a few times and they're definitely as insane as this thread makes them out to be. Gravis is unironically into scat, Daria has a massive ego, and Mono is a creep. I haven't spoken to or seen any of them in almost a decade, but glad to know they're still fucking weird to this day.

Back when I was still in contact with them, I know Daria neglected Mono both emotionally/physically and was basically using him for free housing. I still don't know how all three of them are coexisting to this day, I imagine they're all using each other in financial and/or physical ways because Seattle is expensive to live in and neither Mono/Daria have jobs. Mono got fired from his Goodwill job for stealing someone's credit card there, using it, and getting caught. He's never attempted to get another job since then afaik. Daria quit her call center job (the same one where she met Gravis at) and it sounds like both Mono/Daria basically lean on Gravis for everything still.

 

[Spunt]

I somehow just discovered this thread after years of lurking here. I made an account to post my experience because I knew Mono, Gravis, and Daria irl. I hung out with them a few times and they're definitely as insane as this thread makes them out to be. Gravis is unironically into scat, Daria has a massive ego, and Mono is a creep. I haven't spoken to or seen any of them in almost a decade, but glad to know they're still fucking weird to this day.

Back when I was still in contact with them, I know Daria neglected Mono both emotionally/physically and was basically using him for free housing. I still don't know how all three of them are coexisting to this day, I imagine they're all using each other in financial and/or physical ways because Seattle is expensive to live in and neither Mono/Daria have jobs. Mono got fired from his Goodwill job for stealing someone's credit card there, using it, and getting caught. He's never attempted to get another job since then afaik. Daria quit her call center job (the same one where she met Gravis at) and it sounds like both Mono/Daria basically lean on Gravis for everything still.

Wasn't aware Ernest had another job since his grease-refining days - it's not on his LinkedIn, but given he was fired for skimming customer credit cards, that's not surprising. Did he blame Alyx the Science Horse or Guts from Bezerk for that one? It certainly puts his pompous moralising into perspective, that offline he's just a common thief, and let's face it, one that steals from the poor as well. What a piece of shit.

Do you know if the other two believe his insanity? Is his head full of videogames, deities and dead relatives something he talked about much irl or was his sperging solely online?

 

[metalpeach]

Wasn't aware Ernest had another job since his grease-refining days - it's not on his LinkedIn, but given he was fired for skimming customer credit cards, that's not surprising. Did he blame Alyx the Science Horse or Guts from Bezerk for that one? It certainly puts his pompous moralising into perspective, that offline he's just a common thief, and let's face it, one that steals from the poor as well. What a piece of shit.

Do you know if the other two believe his insanity? Is his head full of videogames, deities and dead relatives something he talked about much irl or was his sperging solely online?

Looks like Goodwill is still listed on his Facebook:



Funny that it still lists "present", because he was only there for maybe a year-ish until getting caught stealing money.

But yeah, he's a really shitty person. He also used to date a transwoman named "Kawa" (not sure of their name now anymore). They had a 10+ year age gap and they broke up because Kawa couldn't deal with his shit anymore. I also think it was listed in his timeline here which adds up. I believe that the break-up added to his mental breakdown since he was pretty obsessed with Kawa, it was romantic and physical attention that Daria wasn't giving him.

When I first met him, he just seemed like a stereotypical furry guy. Awkward, stiff, tried hard to be funny and blend in. He looked much younger than what he actually is so he was able to "fit in" at parties and local gatherings easier. He loved to brag about his chemistry background. I doubt Gravis cares for the guy, probably just ignores him is my guess. Daria is just as crazy as he is, just doesn't broadcast it as openly as he does.