🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[noonnoodle]

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>remove squatters using katana and frag grenade
lmao

You come to your property, expecting it to be free of society's dregs inhabiting it, and instead find police tape all around charred rubble and a bunch of dead bodies.

JJ: "Well, my work here is done. That'll be $125,000. Feel free to take care of that within 3-5 business days."

It would have been easier just to gas them yourself.

Reminds me of an old polandball comic

Spoiler: Full Comic (Long)

 

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-A new form of government-backed injustice is created, having downstream effects that winds up harming the population it was set to protect (landlords didn't used to demand 3x the rent in monthly income, a credit report, 2x rents deposit, etc to get in an apartment. Now they have to, to screen out people who will take them to court and stay there in perpetuity)

Nah, property managers are doing that because they're filthy parasites who are trying to cream even more money off the slightly less vulnerable, while the most vulnerable are exploited even further by the even more evil AirBNB filth.

If AirBNB 'investors' don't want to get impacted by the effects of applying real tenancy laws to their scams, maybe they should lobby to be regulated like hotels and motels? Until then, they are nothing but a subhuman drain on not just the residential property markets, but on legitimate people who actually live in their homes and condos. There's a reason Brad's AirBNB calls got believed.

It does feel like it should be a no-brainer for some IP2-streamer tier retard to get involved in driving Greer out.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Nah, property managers are doing that because they're filthy parasites who are trying to cream even more money off the slightly less vulnerable, while the most vulnerable are exploited even further by the even more evil AirBNB filth.

Property managers work for the property owner. They don't have final say on what the renting requirements are. You see all the credit checks income requirements mainly from big commerical property owners, who have their whole application process standardized. Smaller property owners, (who somehow own a property big enough to justify hiring a property manager) might defer to the expertise of the property manager on application process, but property manager is just a hired employee at the end of the day. Small private landlords very rarely have such requirements.

The other guy is right that renting requirements being a direct response to tenant protection laws. In CA, you have all those requirements, but NV is extremely lax. Even at big commerical properties, the very worst you'll run into is 1 month rent as deposit if you have shit credit. Most of the time deposit is just a couple hundred.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

When Erwin was playing good cop in the ViaTron case trying to get the other meaner shareholders off Russell's back, he tells him to "be honest with yourself" that he's a blackmailer and extortionist and knew what he was doing, which I interpret as him trying to get Russell to confess in hopes they'll forgive him, when really they'd just use the confession as evidence against him.

To his little credit, Russell doesn't fall for this. Perhaps he actually learned something from the good cop in senior year getting him to confess to the school shooting graffiti because he's a bright kid who's good at the piano and he'd try to get him off without charges

 

[The Un-Clit]

Reminds me of an old polandball comic

Spoiler: Full Comic (Long)

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I was hoping to see Canada's badass JTF-2 represented in there. I was not let down.

Thread tax: Sorry, I got nothing tonight except Russell Greer is a broken-faced thirsty extortionist fuckwad who should have been aborted into a toilet bowl upon conception while his sister laughed as only a blastocyst can.

 

[Mind Goblins]

To his little credit, Russell doesn't fall for this. Perhaps he actually learned something from the good cop in senior year getting him to confess to the school shooting graffiti because he's a bright kid who's good at the piano and he'd try to get him off without charges

I think it's simpler than that. I just think Russell is too dumb to know where the line between negotiation and extortion is. He thinks he's just playing hardball with the other guy by waving the threat of criminal charges in their face like he did to Hardin, but completely fails to understand that certain tactics are actually against the law.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

There's a reason Brad's AirBNB calls got believed.

Maybe it's my age, maybe I'm missing something, but Brad seems like a malicious dick and I fail to see the funny.

 

[The Dude]

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>remove squatters using katana and frag grenade
lmao

Jeez, this photo reminds me of growing up in the 80s and 90s, seeing magazine covers on news stands and store magazine racks of Soldier of Fortune and various martial arts and "ninja" periodicals, and all the various books by "real ninjas" and "real spec ops" like Frank Dux, Ashida Kim, and all the other Bullshido masters. You would see them pose very similarly to this, often in clothing that was very outlandish "martial arts" costumes, or clothing they felt made them "look like a bad ass" such as surplus combat fatigues or studded leather. Sometimes both at the same time. And of course they would usually be posing with some kind of weapon. Mail order "ninja" weapons and wall-hanger Katanas were very common. Sometimes they might even manage to borrow a buddy's firearm to pose with, often one completely unsuitable for self defense or combat like a .22lr revolver or hunting rifle. If they had a little money to burn they might even hire a model (or half-way decent looking whore if they didn't have a lot of money) to hang off their arm and look totally turned on as the Bullshido master poses for his photos.

The books they wrote about themselves and their totally real exploits would be full of bullshit I could absolutely see Russhole writing about himself if he had gone down the martial arts/military fanboi path instead of the "musical genius pseudo-lawyer" path, and I could absolutely see Russ falling for their shit and totally believing they were really secretly trained black ops Tier 0 super spy operator SEALs without question. He seems to be the kind of gullible fool who would get suckered in by that, shelling out the money to buy their book to learn their totally lethal Two-Step, Five Finger, Poison Palm Dragon Strike technique to take care of any trolls who confront him in real life.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hardin should be able to file an injunction against Russell seeing any prostitutes until Null is paid in full, which might as well be the rest of Russell's life

How would that even be enforced?

 

[moorhen]

How would that even be enforced?

Chastity cage, null gets the key. The ultimate cock block.

 

[Sneed Force One]

How would that even be enforced?

Reinstatement of Debtors' prisons

 

[The Un-Clit]

Jeez, this photo reminds me of growing up in the 80s and 90s, seeing magazine covers on news stands and store magazine racks of Soldier of Fortune and various martial arts and "ninja" periodicals, and all the various books by "real ninjas" and "real spec ops" like Frank Dux, Ashida Kim, and all the other Bullshido masters. You would see them pose very similarly to this, often in clothing that was very outlandish "martial arts" costumes, or clothing they felt made them "look like a bad ass" such as surplus combat fatigues or studded leather. Sometimes both at the same time. And of course they would usually be posing with some kind of weapon. Mail order "ninja" weapons and wall-hanger Katanas were very common. Sometimes they might even manage to borrow a buddy's firearm to pose with, often one completely unsuitable for self defense or combat like a .22lr revolver or hunting rifle. If they had a little money to burn they might even hire a model (or half-way decent looking whore if they didn't have a lot of money) to hang off their arm and look totally turned on as the Bullshido master poses for his photos.

The books they wrote about themselves and their totally real exploits would be full of bullshit I could absolutely see Russhole writing about himself if he had gone down the martial arts/military fanboi path instead of the "musical genius pseudo-lawyer" path, and I could absolutely see Russ falling for their shit and totally believing they were really secretly trained black ops Tier 0 super spy operator SEALs without question. He seems to be the kind of gullible fool who would get suckered in by that, shelling out the money to buy their book to learn their totally lethal Two-Step, Five Finger, Poison Palm Dragon Strike technique to take care of any trolls who confront him in real life.

Basically he would have become ADF/Phil with a saggy face. The mental visuals are astounding. He would have been every bit the lolcow he is today but in a lot less legal shenanigans. Maybe.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How would that even be enforced?

The Indian way - tattoo “DO NOT REDEEM” right above his penis.

Anyway we don’t need to worry about it, the list of legal whores that will still take RussBux is rapidly declining.

 

[the khat quaffer]

How would that even be enforced?

Prostitute ankle bracelet. Goes off like a fire alarm anytime he gets within 50 yards of a madam.

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Jeez, this photo reminds me of growing up in the 80s and 90s, seeing magazine covers on news stands and store magazine racks of Soldier of Fortune and various martial arts and "ninja" periodicals, and all the various books by "real ninjas" and "real spec ops" like Frank Dux, Ashida Kim, and all the other Bullshido masters. You would see them pose very similarly to this, often in clothing that was very outlandish "martial arts" costumes, or clothing they felt made them "look like a bad ass" such as surplus combat fatigues or studded leather. Sometimes both at the same time. And of course they would usually be posing with some kind of weapon. Mail order "ninja" weapons and wall-hanger Katanas were very common. Sometimes they might even manage to borrow a buddy's firearm to pose with, often one completely unsuitable for self defense or combat like a .22lr revolver or hunting rifle. If they had a little money to burn they might even hire a model (or half-way decent looking whore if they didn't have a lot of money) to hang off their arm and look totally turned on as the Bullshido master poses for his photos.

The books they wrote about themselves and their totally real exploits would be full of bullshit I could absolutely see Russhole writing about himself if he had gone down the martial arts/military fanboi path instead of the "musical genius pseudo-lawyer" path, and I could absolutely see Russ falling for their shit and totally believing they were really secretly trained black ops Tier 0 super spy operator SEALs without question. He seems to be the kind of gullible fool who would get suckered in by that, shelling out the money to buy their book to learn their totally lethal Two-Step, Five Finger, Poison Palm Dragon Strike technique to take care of any trolls who confront him in real life.

I'm reminded of Steven Seagal's ... well, his entire goddamn career frankly, but his stint as a reserve sheriff in his totally-real show Lawman, where he totally trained elite special law enforcement officers on how to diffuse hostile situations with martial arts. Because karate beats guns every time.

The show lasted three seasons and more or less ended when animal lover Seagal drove a tank onto a private residence wherein a suspected illegal cockfighting dude was operating in Arizona. The resulting lawsuit outlined how the popcorn fart of a raid had resulted in hundreds of chickens killed along with a puppy.

 

[cromit]

Perhaps he actually learned something from the good cop in senior year getting him to confess to the school shooting graffiti because he's a bright kid who's good at the piano and he'd try to get him off without charges

The difference is probably the (lack of) guilt and shame. It’s pretty clear-cut that a school shooting/bomb threat is wrong. And, when Russ confesses to things he knows are wrong, he usually does so in a “yes, but” manner, so he can Just Explain. In contrast, he seems to already have a sense of righteousness or justification that he feels he has already Just Explained for the extortion, and has no need to repeat himself.

I also strongly suspect that part of the difference is between being in person in a room with a man/an authority figure, at which point Russ usually crumples completely, and being a keyboard warrior with the assistance of AI in emails. He had yet again different behaviors in the Erika text messages, and even in Hardin emails before his use of AI, where he would just drool out whatever he thought could get him out of whatever hot water he was in.

 

[AnOminous]

The other guy is right that renting requirements being a direct response to tenant protection laws. In CA, you have all those requirements, but NV is extremely lax. Even at big commerical properties, the very worst you'll run into is 1 month rent as deposit if you have shit credit. Most of the time deposit is just a couple hundred.

You can afford to be lax when eviction is a relatively smooth and easy process. If that rat-faced weirdo you rented out to turns out to be the likes of Russell Greer, giving him the boot is no big undertaking. In California, if you rent to a rat-faced, drooling, slurping gimp like Greer, getting rid of him is like trying to get rid of herpes. Good luck.

There's a movie that only marginally exaggerates this called Pacific Heights with Michael Keaton playing a psychotic tenant who is impossible to remove.

 

[Stinkyboy]

To his little credit, Russell doesn't fall for this. Perhaps he actually learned something from the good cop in senior year getting him to confess to the school shooting graffiti because he's a bright kid who's good at the piano and he'd try to get him off without charges

Chances are he didn't understand the comment.. Russell is not smrt.

 

[not william stenchever]

why would I want to help him tard out when he's very good at tarding out?

Russhole already has the wizened advice of ChatGreePT to enhance his own legal prowess. He's got this.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

How would that even be enforced?

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, so I imagine the same process you'd use as if someone ordered by a judge to pay was saying "Fuck the judge's order, I'm going to drain the account and lose all the money at the casino just so that bitch doesn't get anything!"

Enforceability would probably have to be a penalty after the fact, like a judge's order saying "If it is found Russell Greer expended funds frequenting sex workers instead of paying the court ordered sanctions, he shall imediately be imprisoned for contempt of court"

 

[Napoleon III]

How would that even be enforced?

I think there are only 19 active brothels in Nevada iirc. I feel like getting 19 court orders "saying something like don't allow this man to enjoy your services" and so long as they all say the same thing it isn't too much especially if Hardin is responsible for doing a lot of the leg work. If I were Hardin I would leap at the opportunity to deny Russel Greer access to brothels even if it took several hours of my precious time.

Granted I realize this is never ever going to happen and it is ridiculous. But can't a man dream of a world where justice is done even if he knows that it can never be.