🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[I call shenanigans]

And I can’t wait around for the fascists dominating our society to truly care about my quality of life more than their professional or financial profiles.

I’ve got an idea J, how about you care about your quality of life yourself, before expecting others to do it for you.

She's teaching the doctors now. Specialist doctors, who spent more than a decade in school and hands on medical training. The arrogance of this bitch is astonishing.

They weren’t Specialist Doctors she was seeing, they were technicians doing the testing. I don’t think J even saw a doctor in person through all her testing. She did most of her appointments virtually, although may have seen the surgeon in SF once IIRC.

Risking this kind of ordeal in an emergent setting or even for a Hail Mary bariatric surgery is one thing,

She was offered a referral for bariatric surgery when her top surgery was declined, but couldn’t understand how that was on the table but top surgery wasn’t. I don’t think she factored in that she’d need to lose 100lbs before that would happen either.

Anyone whose had surgery (and most that haven’t), knows that a surgeon approving your surgery is the easy part. Actually having the surgery is always contingent on the approval of the anesthecist who is the one really responsible for keeping you alive…and it’s never a given, especially for the obese. None of the pre-op testing she was asked to take was out of the ordinary for an obese person let alone for a person with a 90+ BMI. Keep crying into that muck Corrisa calls soup, because no-one really cares J. I do appreciate though being able to read your self-indulgent woe is me ramblings. You’re not going to change the world to cater for your fat arse, but you can change your world by losing weight. J was never going to get that surgery, and most of us called it back in the day.

 

[Clotso Coof]

If the Farms ever puts together an anthology of the best lolcow autobiographical essays, Juliana should have this one prominently featured. It's only surpassed by her "Why won't HR redo the office plumbing because I can't wipe my ass?!" essay. **chef's kiss**

I swear to god Juliana matches Corissa's narcissism perfectly, only hers is the vulnerable type that always has a sad story, is always the victim, is never to blame for their failures and disappointments, and will accuse you of being hateful and a victim-blamer when you try to hold them accountable.

She's a cry bully using pity parties to manipulate people. She thinks she's hiding her incredible entitlement complex by pretending to fight for marginalized people. I'm sure her online friends fall for it every time, but you've got to wonder how many of her coworkers are sick of it.

 

[Frankly my dear]

I was going to write how exactly does she think this surgery would have changed her life compared to what it is now and of course - so she would be able to lie flat. (I am not even gonna entertain those yoga & dance fantasies because come on now.)
My guess was that she would continue sitting on the couch & stuffing her face, just sans tits this time.
She is like every other deathfat who would rather knock down an entire wall to fit through the door than lose any weight. The mix of trans & deathfat entitlement together truly is something else.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I was going to write how exactly does she think this surgery would have changed her life compared to what it is now and of course - so she would be able to lie flat.

I would wager that she's also prone to getting nasty skin conditions, as well as rank BO, because keeping all of that dermal real estate under those huge, sagging tits dry has got to be a challenge (especially in summer). She's already admitted in the past that showering is an ordeal that she undertakes as infrequently as possible, so her hygiene is known to be shit; she's likely diabetic, and thus extra prone to yeast infections in her skinfolds; and she's on testosterone, which means she's going to smell extra rank in between "traumatic" basement showers.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Star is where J + Corissa live. A desolate nowhere town HOURS away from medical imagining services, yet somehow a 45 minute drive to a metropolis with a population of 2.5 million. FFS



(I marked the zoo so you can see how far it is to get an MRI for a gorilla)

 

[beautiful person]

I swear to god Juliana matches Corissa's narcissism perfectly, only hers is the vulnerable type that always has a sad story, is always the victim, is never to blame for their failures and disappointments, and will accuse you of being hateful and a victim-blamer when you try to hold them accountable.

Honestly, I often forget that Juliana is just as much of a cunt as Corissa because she's usually pretty quiet about it. But then she writes screeds like this and I think, "ah, they're perfect for each other." The ego and entitlement with which she speaks about medical professionals is about as grotesque as her body, and she's retarded for thinking she can pretend that she wanted her tits deleted more than anything else in the world while being deliberately obstinate about doing the bare minimum that could make that happen, i.e. losing weight. She's so goddamn stupid.

 

[glass_houses]

Honestly, I often forget that Juliana is just as much of a cunt as Corissa because she's usually pretty quiet about it. But then she writes screeds like this and I think, "ah, they're perfect for each other." The ego and entitlement with which she speaks about medical professionals is about as grotesque as her body, and she's retarded for thinking she can pretend that she wanted her tits deleted more than anything else in the world while being deliberately obstinate about doing the bare minimum that could make that happen, i.e. losing weight. She's so goddamn stupid.

Even handling "normal" patients can be dangerous for all concerned. Oversized legs and arms go everywhere, the mass is stretched out over a longer area, it's so much more difficult than handling a quadruped carcass where the weight is centralised and the movements of the limbs is naturally limited by skeletal structure. Handling unconscious humans is awkward as fuck, especially if they're of length or girth. There's a reason "dead weight" is both literal and a metaphor.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

I really wish that people like her could go on a ridealong in an ambulance for a day to not only see what genuine human suffering and misery looks like, but to also see the completely thankless bullshit that medical professionals have to deal with day in and day out.

It's always tragically amusing to me that wokescolds like J can have endless streams of empathy for people they've never met but can never extend even a droplet of it to people they actually interact with. The orderly or nurse peeling back your skin flaps has a hard fucking job, Juliana. You could stand to extend them a little grace or at LEAST not show them scorn for doing the duty that YOU are soliciting from them and trying to help you in this failed-before-it-even-began mission of yours.

 

[WENDY DENG 2020]

I am going to echo the other comments. She is right next to Lawrence. A hop from Topeka with Stormont Vail and a KU facility.

Then the KC Metro which has a plethora of hospitals including her employer. Heck, even Wichita has quite a few choices.

She is a truly ignorant delusional bitch. I can't wait for her CHF, blown kidneys, and toe chopping arcs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Top surgery wouldn't have turned her into a yoga babe dancing queen.

It's really really obvious, to everyone who read that essay but not to J, that those "what I'd do without these tits in the way" fantasies are the SJW-acceptable version of her forbidden "wish I weren't so fat so I could move around better" fantasies.

 

[CalderaScar]

Articulate kiwis have already weighed in and this bitch is actually making me MATI, so I'm just going to say this on behalf of every non-deathfat who has ever had to navigate the medical establishment for non-elective surgery: fuck you J.

 

[Poopfart]

Earlier I hadn’t completely finished reading her bullshit bc it made me so fucking MOTI but I finished and Jesus fucking Christ.


I feel like her describing all the hoops she had to jump through for an elective procedure shows just how stupid she is because I, and others I’ve known who have had elective surgeries, didn’t need to do any of that shit to show we were healthy enough to get surgery.


The fact that she is too delusional to realize that….J really should have kept her fat maw closed because I was content thinking she was just a sad sack waiting for death and not the selfish retarded asshole she really is. She deserves her miserable existence.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

And she’s charging people to read it!

 

[gampboonerisms]

Give me all the hats, but that pissed me off more than I expected it to

I mean you are only saying she has the best healthcare within a 4 hour drive, or even a 1.5 helicopter drop, of the best medical personnel the region has to offer.
And she dares to throw the fact that the Anesthesiologists don't want her to die under the surgeon's fucking sucky 'i dont care who lives and dies' attitude is fucking bullshit.
""as if he’s preparing to lift a vehicle off an infant, just to give you a hand sitting up? Remember, these are the people who would ultimately sign off on my body being fit for the surgery I so desperately wanted, I couldn’t just tell them to get their shit together.""
um yeah you fat fucking female. they ARE preparing themselves to pick up the weight for a vehicle. I've seen it and and been there first hand.

also, "the surgery i wanted" and not the surgery you need fat hippo.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I feel like her describing all the hoops she had to jump through for an elective procedure shows just how stupid she is because I, and others I’ve known who have had elective surgeries, didn’t need to do any of that shit to show we were healthy enough to get surgery.

I gather none of them have had a Total Knee Replacement. All of those tests are required in my country minus the neck measurement and stress test, but add in a dental clearance.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I gather none of them have had a Total Knee Replacement. All of those tests are required in my country minus the neck measurement and stress test, but add in a dental clearance.

In my country too those tests are required for elective orthopedic surgeries (well, not the dental clearance, but anesthesiology takes a good look in your maw) and in addition, the patient has to quit smoking, since it impairs healing.

Juliana would have a stroke just hearing about the no smoking requirement, I suppose.

 

[brooky]

The doctors who witnessed you unable to sit up unassisted or stand for any length of time decided you were too unhealthy for a cosmetic surgery? How could this happen?

Does she really not get that after two weeks of recovery post-surgery she'd be completely fucking bedbound???

I'm also tickled that she seems to think every person she encountered was a doctor. It took six doctors or whatever to shove her in the scanner? You think a doctor goes to expensive-ass school for 10+ years to hoist fatasses around all day? Those were technicians, and they take those stances to protect themselves. How would you have felt if, when you tried to sit up with assistance, those regular sized men folded like flimsy fucking chairs???

Personally I'd feel bad, but I have shame.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Remember this is the same woman who harassed the university to give her an office chair FOR HER HOME due to stating ADA required them too.

 

[Echnaton]

Even handling "normal" patients can be dangerous for all concerned. Oversized legs and arms go everywhere, the mass is stretched out over a longer area, it's so much more difficult than handling a quadruped carcass where the weight is centralised and the movements of the limbs is naturally limited by skeletal structure. Handling unconscious humans is awkward as fuck, especially if they're of length or girth. There's a reason "dead weight" is both literal and a metaphor.

One time a friend of mine suddenly passed out and I had to kinda keep him from falling - now he's a pretty big guy, some 6' and about 200, I had an inch on him and was a bit thinner. It felt like trying to wrangle some accursed hybrid of a huge catfish and a weird potato sack. Can't imagine how the fuck would one manage someone like J. It's not even the weight that was the problem as much as the "squishiness", that is, just lacking any point of support - for someone literally squishy from being so fat it would be like trying to move a puddle of really dense fluid more like.

Remember this is the same woman who harassed the university to give her an office chair FOR HER HOME due to stating ADA required them too.

Very gypsylike behavior. If she was "merely" a blob, she wouldn't have her own thread, after all.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Felt like a few chuckles and looked at some comments on Julianas D-Day post. This particular fat is quite exceptional.