My Amazon got stolen again. This is the second time in two and a half months. I'm just gonna use the Amazon locker at the gas station a mile away. I don't care if I have to walk through all that ice. I've had it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the junkies in the apartment building next door. There's always weirdos going in and out of there and banging on the door late at night. Ambulances talking people out in stretchers. Fuck this hood. Some piece of slime came up on the porch and stole a 40 can case of cat food before I could get downstairs to get it.
I was lucky enough to get a customer service rep who spoke English and was able to resend my order. But she couldn't send it to the Amazon locker. I'll be here so I guess I'll have my phone out constantly checking for a pic that it's on the porch. I'm on the second floor behind two thick doors so it's hard to hear anything.
I swear to God... If some junkie tries to sell me Friskies cat food tomorrow I'm going to spontaneously combust. It's probably gonna go right to the bodega in the morning.