🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Hey @Null you pathetic simp virgin faggot nigger, whats wrong with you? Same goes for the other retards in here.

Some random worthless cumsock bpd whore comes out of nowhere, tell you some bullshit with no proof and you run with it. Okay, you are a loser virgin, you got tricked whatever.
Then the 2 whores are proves wrong in every accusation they made, endless proofs against them, rowan the lolita whore is literally on a call talking about she will blackmail Tom if he breaks up with her.
Then instead of admitting you are a retard who fucked up you start making up bullshit too, asking if Toms dick can get hard and if he can cum. Are you a faggot? Why are you obsessed with his dick? The fucking whores who played you like a dog are on screenshots begging for the bulgarians BIG cock and to be creampied by him but you still want him to adress the ED allegations? Then the retards imagine some more retarded nonsense and demand Turkeyboy to talk about it.

Are you this much of a desperate fucking loser that the minimal female interaction turns you into a brainless faggot retard?
Tom is fucking and dping these mentally ill whores meanwhile you are here groveling at their feet you faggot cuck nigger.

Kill yourself you bpd apologist fake accusing dick detective cuck virgin faggot. Pathetic simp loser bitch.

Oh and rowan and katie I wish you to get for real raped you dumb bitch uwu whores. You will never be more than pumped and dumped meatsacks because you are insufferable whores good for nothing but fucking. Enjoy the humiliation by the BWC.
 
Dextix LT said:
Your biggest contribution to this thread was asking for one of the BPD sisters to show their tits.
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Disagree, my biggest contribution was the video of the memorial of Rowan’s dad where they talked about how much he worked towards being a good person and loving God then she went and did all this.

That’s hilarious.
 
Dextix LT said:
And of course Tom is fucking bad, the guy is clearly going after mentally unstable chicks either because hes fucking retarded or hes trying to ape Destiny. But dont give me this moral "holier than thou" bullshit about how you care about Tom being bad because hes in a position to continue doing so. This aint the fucking police or the moral center of the universe. These are the farms, we are here to laugh at retards and half of us are retards. Dont know where you are pulling the "Oh we actually care about this from a moral perspective" from, did Null install a fucking nunnery here?
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When did it become a fucking crime to stand for shit, to express disgust. I love a good laugh but I still have morals, I still see shit that makes my skin crawl and I still call it what it is.

I know everybody wants everything to be all jokes all the time. That said I've actually somewhat enjoyed this whole thread, strangely enough. Take the whole of all these perspectives and I think there's more insight than people would like to admit or take credit for.

Edit: We're all monkeys at typewriters. Given enough time we will write the complete works of Shakespeare
 
Dextix LT said:
Your biggest contribution to this thread was asking for one of the BPD sisters to show their tits.
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In his defense that was pertinent information, if she wasn't going to crop any more logs or at the very least have a full scale crashout via her 2 socks, she should indeed have TITS OR GTFO as our ancestors foretold
 
Penguin Soldier said:
Did you forget the part where she had messaged him a year before this trying to hook up? Yeah man she was really avoiding being hurt by actively seeking him out and then begging him to *checks notes* hurt her for her own sexual pleasure.
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You are arguing in bad faith, she was telling him to make some video on some tard.

BondoBob said:
Offering up a psychopathology or etiology of people you have never met to cope-splain behavior from spurned mentally ill ex-girlfriends when you can actually just go listen to an audio recording of one of them explaining her intention to blackmail someone is incredible behavior lol
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I explained in my previous post that lashing out after being discarded isn't unsurprising considering Sac's issues.
 
It amazes me that anyone is crying thinking the tabloid drama website got "fooled" as if everyone wasn't taking what literal BPD eceleb dating woman were saying with a massive grain of salt. We are going to be nice and cordial to them so we don't scare them off this hellsite and so that they keep feeding us humorous or horrifying anecdotes about Turkey Tom. We did our due diligence making sure they actually did date Turkey Tom, so that the whole thing wasn't fake and gay. No matter what they are lying about, they are also going to have insider information we could never hope to obtain otherwise.

It's fun to get caught up in this drama, it's fun to make fun of Turkey Tom in a forum dedicated to making fun of Turkey Tom, and it's fun when Turkey Tom blows them the fuck out in ways nobody thought was possible because it would require blatant and egregious lying by Rowan that no sensible person would think they could get away with.

It was a fantastic thread and I thank Null, Katie, Rowan and even Turkey Tom for the lols
 
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Masterful Debator said:
Hey @Null you pathetic simp virgin faggot nigger, whats wrong with you? Same goes for the other retards in here.

Some random worthless cumsock bpd whore comes out of nowhere, tell you some bullshit with no proof and you run with it. Okay, you are a loser virgin, you got tricked whatever.
Then the 2 whores are proves wrong in every accusation they made, endless proofs against them, rowan the lolita whore is literally on a call talking about she will blackmail Tom if he breaks up with her.
Then instead of admitting you are a retard who fucked up you start making up bullshit too, asking if Toms dick can get hard and if he can cum. Are you a faggot? Why are you obsessed with his dick? The fucking whores who played you like a dog are on screenshots begging for the bulgarians BIG cock and to be creampied by him but you still want him to adress the ED allegations? Then the retards imagine some more retarded nonsense and demand Turkeyboy to talk about it.

Are you this much of a desperate fucking loser that the minimal female interaction turns you into a brainless faggot retard?
Tom is fucking and dping these mentally ill whores meanwhile you are here groveling at their feet you faggot cuck nigger.

Kill yourself you bpd apologist fake accusing dick detective cuck virgin faggot. Pathetic simp loser bitch.

Oh and rowan and katie I wish you to get for real raped you dumb bitch uwu whores. You will never be more than pumped and dumped meatsacks because you are insufferable whores good for nothing but fucking. Enjoy the humiliation by the BWC.
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You are a mentally ill faggot. Just suck cock already fag.
 
Curse of the Sonichu said:
lol@short gross fat manlet Deorio still lurking

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DeOrio rapes niggers. No I don't have any proof but I just know he does trust me kiwibros.

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Curse of the Sonichu said:
lol@short gross fat manlet Deorio still lurking

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Hey Nick since you are reading all this.... on the topic of mentall illness - please remember your friend fucked a loli con woman who's sex kink revolves around acting and dressing like a child in kindergarten. She likes binkies in her mouth. Anyone who would fuck her is also mentally unwell.

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I know you think he cant catch the pedo cooties from fucking her though.

COPE ALERT
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WHOOA BUDDY!
 
Xerxes_Kang_Of_Kangz said:
One thing mentioned that eludes me; Tom jerking off with his legs above his head.

Baked Alaska did the same thing. I can’t help but wonder why?
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If I had to guess i'd say its some sort of autoerrotic asphyxia, that or he can't afford hair gel, but I'm not flexible enough to test either.
 
The worst part about all the pointless slap fights amongst the retards in this thread is that it probably cured Tom's ED. He didn't even need to get himself and his friends on alt accounts to come defend his honor, someone mentioned "mentally unstable women lied" and the army made itself.
 
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