DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Is funny this obsession he has with SF6, he bought the game 3 times with the dlcs, 2 sticks, a entire gaming PC, a high refresh monitor and all other doodads to see if he got better, the only thing he got is to be beaten again in 120fps
 

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Blob of Annihilation said:
Has anyone else seen dsp getting clowned again on the livestreamfails sub
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I imagine him desperately scrolling down the thousands of comments to see one, just one, which is positive. And when he finally finds it and can feel a tiny bit better? It was likely the poster just being sarcastic and Phil can't even understand sarcasm. Ignorance is bliss and his stupidity is sometimes an advantage.
 
Need Help With Tips said:
Jesus dude, full gaymurr gear setup just to have a 0.5 ratio. The average in these games is roughly 0.9, I wouldn't be surprised if the matchmaking puts him against tards and elderly people with those stats.
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The comments are a good read. They think it’s “dark” to call Kat fat, even though Phil indirectly admits it lol

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That SF stream was something else holy shit., Massive amount of copium, massive bans in game, claiming the Silver Elena wasn't silver (never mind HE isn't a new challenger either). And Phil, you can easily check via the Player profile if said player has more characters ranked and so on so why didn't you proove it? Is this dumb fuck now truning into a troll feeder in the hopoes of making the trolls overfeed and die? Was Khet his first feeder project?
 
However "cracked," to borrow Phil's recent terminology, you believe he currently is, I'm starting to wonder if we're underestimating just HOW on the edge he actually is these days.

Listening to his voice today after he realized Asmongold had made fun of him again on stream got me reflecting on how accelerated his insanity has really felt over the last year. I don't know if I've ever heard him sound so on the verge of actually breaking down. Not like the fake tears of some previous moments, he sounded like he was ackshually about to just let his frustration boil over and throw a tantrum.

Looking back, there's how baffling it was to everyone observing when, after one interview with Asmon, he seemed to genuinely, truly, believe that "everything had changed." This is not something anyone grounded in reality would think even if the interview had been ten times more viral than it actually was. Even if he'd got fifty thousand new subscribers that day, a saner person would have just kept some perspective, realized a lot of it would be fleeting, and kept going normally, thankful for whatever little long-term benefit might come. But I think now, looking at it with the new perspective of how bitter and on-edge he sounded when Asmon showed he still thinks Phil is a clown today, it emphasizes just how fucked his brain is and how truly, actually desperately he wanted to believe this time the ree-surgence was real.

And now that lifeline he deluded himself into thinking would save him turned into just another weight tied around his ankle, dragging him down. What other lifeline even is there for his streaming career?

I could be wrong, of course, but I believe he's going to start showing all kinds of fun new crayucked behavior in the coming weeks and months. He's losing it!
 
His horribly inflated ego is a blessing and a curse. As someone else said, his belief that he is doing nothing wrong is absolute. He has conditioned himself to brush off his numerous failures by blaming everyone and everything else, which saves him from doing any kind of introspection and realizing how truly fucked up he is.

However, an ego this size needs to be fed on the regular. Seeing ridicule everywhere and only receiving praise from the people he genuinely despises (the dents) hurts him. A lot.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
But I think now, looking at it with the new perspective of how bitter and on-edge he sounded when Asmon showed he still thinks Phil is a clown today, it emphasizes just how fucked his brain is and how truly, actually desperately he wanted to believe this time the ree-surgence was real.
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Sometimes it takes a few moments to realize just how gone Phail is in regards to all surrounding circumstances. The most recent drama represents perfectly how his lifeline of revenue outside of his unfortunate dents, where the majority (once again) somehow have started to realize how retarded he is, seems to be trolls literally just mocking him at his expense. He seems content to rot in his self-constructed jail cell where his mentally stunted dents fund him, which by no means is wrong but rather brings continued entertainment at his (continually untapped) dispose.

As some anonymous poster said at some point in time: "The ride never ends"
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
What other lifeline even is there for his streaming career?
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Rest assured, if the Burnell cycle is right he'll do something deeply retarded soon that will bring the eyes of a bigger creator on him.

That creator will then "interview" Phil and he'll have another "resurgence".

It's amazing how many second chances that guy had and how they always came just at the right time.

I hope I'm wrong though and this time there won't be anyone bailing him out of the consequences of his own actions.
He desperately need to see consequences so he learns to behave properly.

I legit think he never outgrew his oppositional defiant disorder cause of being bailed out constantly.
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
Rest assured, if the Burnell cycle is right he'll do something deeply retarded soon that will bring the eyes of a bigger creator on him.
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Mr Beast? Maybe he will put Phil front and center for MrBeastGames or something. Imagine the advertisement "Our games are so easy that even PP Burnell wins it on first try"
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
At the very end of the stream Phil finally can't take it anymore and CRASHES OUT over Asmon King Snaking him (swallowing him from behind!)


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He has sounded multiple times like he was going to cry today, ever since he saw the Asmon reaction.
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"The more you bring it up, the less I'll respond to it" says a retard who is pathologically incapable of not responding to it.

If anything this is great for us. He's gonna pretend not to address it until finally he explodes when someone prods him. New just like me frfr crashout incoming?
 
Cubanodun said:
Is funny this obsession he has with SF6, he bought the game 3 times with the dlcs, 2 sticks, a entire gaming PC, a high refresh monitor and all other doodads to see if he got better, the only thing he got is to be beaten again in 120fps
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He very clearly thought SF6 was going to become a cornerstone of the stream and bought all that shit for it.

Can’t wait for GTA6 to drop and him just to buy an entirely new living space to play it in
 
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