💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You don't have a point, and you chose the point where your life ended. Because of this paradox, you will never die. Enjoy immortality, stalker.
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Schrodinger's fat Pat

EDIT: Oh and he's woke up again I see
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I dunno guys, I'm not impressed by whoever shot that target.

I don't believe it was Piggyman behind the trigger.

I'm familiar with many different types of firearms, but I've never heard of one that's been modified to accommodate pig hooves.

Because he's portly, belligerent, and slow in the head.
 
Judge Holden said:
Extra variant for the homies
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EDIT: and anuddah...
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You know, for a Pakistani Muslim cousin fucker citizen of the modern UK, you're an alright guy.

For sure you should be honest about how even if Patrick was bent over in front of you, fat tits seductively swaying as he tells you, "Yes, stalker. My rectum/colon is an oubliette you shall soon be enjoying" you will never give the full 12cm of cultural enrichment you've been promising.

But hey, none of us are perfect.
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Appropriate clip:https://youtube.com/watch?v=oOmk_cbHxZk
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Mama Raven couldn't hope to "smooth the way" for people orally the way Tommy Two-Cocks could. She knew that well enough to not even bother offering.
ChampFantana said:
I dunno guys, I'm not impressed by whoever shot that target.

I don't believe it was Piggyman behind the trigger.

I'm familiar with many different types of firearms, but I've never heard of one that's been modified to accommodate pig hooves.

Because he's portly, belligerent, and slow in the head.
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An actual pig that was trained to shoot and had equipment that let it do so would run a course of fire way, way better than F@t Tomlinson ever could.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
EDE “Emily” Bell has been silent on BlueCry for 19 days. I would love to see where people in “genre” are talking about her and the situation but I can’t find shit.

Whatever’s going on we can be sure Pat isn’t supporting her. He just runs his fat mouth and engages in performative “activism” while ignoring pleas from a personal friend who has stuck her neck out to help him. And what’s she asking for except a tweet supporting her translation project or sharing one of her dumb essays about evil white people? Pat won’t do that for a personal friend but he’ll still call himself a great guy.
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Worry no more, there is good news from the other, better, forum. Bell is back on Bluesky.
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Apparently there is a 'big' announcement.
 
Maybe :optimistic: but I've grown convinced that there's trouble in paradise and Fat no longer has ready access to the Nikster's poon. How do people think he'll try to spin this when evidence that she's left comes to light? I guess the standard 'deny in the face of overwhelming evidence' is probably the odds-on favorite here - what other realistic options are there? I think 'blame trolls' is off the table bc he'd consider that LTIW or some shit
 
nicetry said:
Maybe :optimistic: but I've grown convinced that there's trouble in paradise and Fat no longer has ready access to the Nikster's poon. How do people think he'll try to spin this when evidence that she's left comes to light? I guess the standard 'deny in the face of overwhelming evidence' is probably the odds-on favorite here - what other realistic options are there? I think 'blame trolls' is off the table bc he'd consider that LTIW or some shit
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I have never had a second wife, stalker.
 
nicetry said:
Maybe :optimistic: but I've grown convinced that there's trouble in paradise and Fat no longer has ready access to the Nikster's poon. How do people think he'll try to spin this when evidence that she's left comes to light? I guess the standard 'deny in the face of overwhelming evidence' is probably the odds-on favorite here - what other realistic options are there? I think 'blame trolls' is off the table bc he'd consider that LTIW or some shit
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She's either dead, or she's living in Waukesha County. The reader is left to determine which fate is worse.
 
ChampFantana said:
I dunno guys, I'm not impressed by whoever shot that target.

I don't believe it was Piggyman behind the trigger.

I'm familiar with many different types of firearms, but I've never heard of one that's been modified to accommodate pig hooves.

Because he's portly, belligerent, and slow in the head.
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After a little research, I think we jumped the gun on thinking it was a Sig. Easy mistake, I had never heard of OINK Firearms and their snout-fired, trotter accommodating P(ig)320 either.

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ChampFantana said:
I dunno guys, I'm not impressed by whoever shot that target.

I don't believe it was Piggyman behind the trigger.

I'm familiar with many different types of firearms, but I've never heard of one that's been modified to accommodate pig hooves.

Because he's portly, belligerent, and slow in the head.
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He needs the guns the elephant aliens from Footfall use. Except Fatrick would have to brace his against his gunt instead.
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