Hot dogs are for homosexuals and rat men from NYC. Trust me, as a man of class, this is the hot dog experience:
Costco hotdog - the best hot dog, but with a huge flaw. You go into the Costco and a bunch of Indian retards and Yugoslav niggers are in line ahead of you. “SAARRR SAAARR MY pizza needs more tin foil Saar. Where is my tinfoil saaar??? Can I have two extra drink cups saaarr so my ugly kids can get soda saaaarr?!?” Due to the line being twelve miles long, you must listen to this for five hours. Finally, when you get your hot dog, then you feel bad because you don’t want that drink cup and soda is for homosexuals. So you sit in that cafeteria, surrounded by jeets eating pizza, and you cry.
Every other shitty hotdog - Some rat man feeding you animal anus. It sucks compared to the Costco hotdog
Basically, any bar on earth gives you a burger and a beer. Hotdog? Always comes with a soda and you to be in proximity of some retarded monsters.
Ergo, the hotdog is gay.