🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[MA5B]

You are a lunatic.

And I’m here for it. Get him Queen! Release everything!

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Thank you girls for showing once again that #metoo and #BelieveAllWomen
is retarded bullshit.

I love it.

 

[justwantedtoread]

You would expect that someone who has been dealing with lolcows for over 13 years would be a little more sceptical about accusations like these. A couple of minutes into the conversation it was already obvious that she was lying through her teeth. With the whole "I'm not really an Internet person, teehee :3".

And Josh is acting now like he was a neutral interviewer who dindu nuffin, while in reality he was shitting on everyone who didn't believe them. Here's the receipts: starts at 38:30. Not good for your izzat, my good sir.

There were two things about Rowan's story that never made any sense. One was what you pointed out, playing dumb about the Internet. Zoomers were basically born with screens grafted to them, what 20 year old girl doesn't know the Internet and have social media accounts? An Amish one maybe? And even they have phones, although usually flip phones.

The second was the screenshot of the match on Tinder. If you were trying to remember details about somebody or keep a record in case your match is the Nightrapist, what good does the match screen do? It has no info about them. You'd either screenshot their profile, or more likely, your chats with them. That reminds you who they are and would have details about any dates, so your friends would know where you are

We also found out Rowan goes to Baylor, a school with a pretty extensive D1 athletics program. We're supposed to believe that in a dating pool of college athletes and frat boy gym bros, she thought Tom was especially handsome or muscular? Especially when she was saying what an attractive girl she is? Her standards couldn't possibly be that low. She clearly knew who he was. That should have been enough to discredit everything else, honestly.

 

[Cheese Boob]

Nick seems to be going at it on twitter today. I'm not a fan of him but it seems hes getting some blow back on the way he handled the tom stuff. Honestly I listened to some of his coverage last night and as soon as he said that he was in contact with tom the whole time I turned it off. He lied for weeks to his audience and now is attacking others because he was privy to knowledge others didn't. I assume there was a plan and he just did his part. I never really watched him but from last nights stream I saw he doxxed @sacramento89 (after Brandon did) and said he was talking with tom the whole time. Everyone involved in this is just scum.

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here is the clip of Nick that you are talking about

Transcript:

"There was also some weird narrative thing that I I don't know, maybe Tommy said this and he was misinformed that. Tom wasn't reaching out to anybody or talking to anybody. That's just not the case. I was in contact with Tom for the vast majority of this actually. I don't know. I I didn't feel like the need to step out and go, "No, no, no. Tom is talking to me. No, Tom is talking to me." Because a lot of people were already coming like like jumping down my neck asking me question after question about the whole situation. And I didn't really want to attract any more of that cuz I was already getting a ton of it."

 

[Jarch6]

and because who knows if there may be any legal action taken in the future.

Salivating at the thought of a lolsuit, I pray for such a bountiful harvest.

You would expect that someone who has been dealing with lolcows for over 13 years would be a little more sceptical about accusations like these. A couple of minutes into the conversation it was already obvious that she was lying through her teeth. With the whole "I'm not really an Internet person, teehee :3".

And Josh is acting now like he was a neutral interviewer who dindu nuffin, while in reality he was shitting on everyone who didn't believe them. Here's the receipts: starts at 38:30. Not good for your izzat, my good sir.

I think it’s good that Null does these interviews because it imprints the idea on the public that Null and the farms are an alibaba-copy of KeemStar/TMZ, which is a hair’s breadth better than “leader of the new Stormfront, with added doxing and cyberbullying”

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Idk how to print to PDF right now

Lol. LMAO.

Im going through and recording a ton of videos of our texts w Nudes

This. Just post this. You’ve already been proven to be, and admitted to being, a duplicitous trick who loves to lie whenever it’s convenient, so just cut the bullshit and give us the only thing of worth you have to offer anyone. The fact that you’re a complete butterface isn’t even that big of a deal; you can either blur that shit out or just wear a plastic paper bag over your head. Go on sweetheart, earn that e-fame you want so bad!

 

[justwantedtoread]

"Gifted children" or a high IQ in childhood isn't all that strongly correlated to a high IQ in adulthood. Sometimes you get prodigies and it's really obvious when you do; because they are already much smarter than the average adult, but most often by the time their intelligence crystalizes the results are disappointing.
From what I've read woman also tend to cluster in the center away from both extremes, less likely to have a very low or very high IQ compared to men.

Oh I absolutely know the whole "I'm a burned out gifted and talented kid I had so much potential but instead of winning a Nobel Prize I'm the director of corporate engagement at a company that makes artisanal sex lube" phenomenon, but those people are like prototypical 105 midwits. Rowan is legitimately just really fucking stupid.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

he did not think twice before doxxing your real name despite knowing you wanted to stay anonymous

How horrible. The gall of that guy to post the doxxxx of other people. I hope I never find myself in a place where doxxxxxxxing happens. I shudder at the thought of seeing someone's doxxxxxxxxx on my favorite forum kiwifarms.st

 

[MA5B]

How horrible. The gall of that guy to post the doxxxx of other people. I hope I never find myself in a place where doxxxxxxxing happens. I shudder at the thought of seeing someone's doxxxxxxxxx on my favorite forum kiwifarms.st

At the same time these commentary fags consider it a crime worse than rape, so it’s fair to call them hypocrites.

 

[Dodecahedron]

The bit about the nudes is concerning considering according to her, she met Tom when she was 20 (in May of 2025) and may have been underaged depending on how old the messages and posts in the screenshot are. The collection of posts is dated 9/12/23 which would've made her 18 or 19 but they could be a few months or even a few years old, since it seems this was a long running thing. She’d also been active on twitter since at least 2019 according to archives, when she would’ve been 13 or 14. It's certainly too close for comfort. Also she's baited before so get ready for that!

I remember hearing of this (or perhaps it was yet another mf she did this to, unsurprising) back in 2020/2021.

 

[Brubby Two]

I told you she was a diesel

 

[sipm of pol]

Oh I absolutely know the whole "I'm a burned out gifted and talented kid I had so much potential but instead of winning a Nobel Prize I'm the director of corporate engagement at a company that makes artisanal sex lube" phenomenon, but those people are like prototypical 105 midwits. Rowan is legitimately just really fucking stupid.

Well, she managed to dupe a lot of ppl here, so...

 

[The Secret Sauce]

And I’m here for it. Get him Queen! Release everything!

Idk, I'll be very skeptical of anything she releases at this point. She needs to include medical history, bank statements, and her SSN to win back some credibility IMO. That may be the only way to truly ruin Tom's life for good.

 

[Ygolonac]

Oh I absolutely know the whole "I'm a burned out gifted and talented kid I had so much potential but instead of winning a Nobel Prize I'm the director of corporate engagement at a company that makes artisanal sex lube" phenomenon, but those people are like prototypical 105 midwits. Rowan is legitimately just really fucking stupid.

She might be intelligent when she's lucid, but it's of little use when it gets obfuscated by a whole host of pathologies. BPD, depression, hysteria all these things cloud your judgement. She clearly did not think things through when she made her claims, and made easily disproven lies.
Funnily enough, I have also read that anorexia is also correlated rather strongly to a higher IQ, while virtually all other eating disorders are typically indicative of lower intelligence.

 

[Red Dye #5]

This thread has become a very embarrassing open air therapy session for men.

I look forward to when you actually live with a woman you are romantically involved with and have the argument over who takes out the trash the most and immediately reverse your prior positions that sometimes girls just get frustrated and nitpick you.

 

[stinkytosserditch69god]

There were two things about Rowan's story that never made any sense. One was what you pointed out, playing dumb about the Internet. Zoomers were basically born with screens grafted to them, what 20 year old girl doesn't know the Internet and have social media accounts? An Amish one maybe? And even they have phones, although usually flip phones.

The second was the screenshot of the match on Tinder. If you were trying to remember details about somebody or keep a record in case your match is the Nightrapist, what good does the match screen do? It has no info about them. You'd either screenshot their profile, or more likely, your chats with them. That reminds you who they are and would have details about any dates, so your friends would know where you are

We also found out Rowan goes to Baylor, a school with a pretty extensive D1 athletics program. We're supposed to believe that in a dating pool of college athletes and frat boy gym bros, she thought Tom was especially handsome or muscular? Especially when she was saying what an attractive girl she is? Her standards couldn't possibly be that low. She clearly knew who he was. That should have been enough to discredit everything else, honestly.

Former D1 athlete here.....trust me, they had no shortage of women. You get an open invite to all of the frat parties, and the sorority parties too. You get all the drugs you want, just offered to you. But....that' doesn't mean you partake. I was in a smaller athletic program and we weren't all retarded football players trying to fuck anything that walks.

Also, Baylor is NOTORIOUS for, well, mullato babies being born out of wedlock. Typical Baptist shit taken to a whole new level.

Edited to add the l on level so I don't look like another retard fucking jock. LOL

 

[insensitive]

I'm not a fan of him but it seems hes getting some blow back on the way he handled the tom stuff. Honestly I listened to some of his coverage last night and as soon as he said that he was in contact with tom the whole time I turned it off. He lied for weeks to his audience and now is attacking others because he was privy to knowledge others didn't.

what a shame, couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

It's funny to think he's blocking his own audience members over the mildest of discourse, lmao.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

Also for some reason I do not have our text logs from before June, but everything else from that point on from there I have.

If you were disgusted with Tom likely having age played with Ellie, may I ask why you asked Tom to see the movie Lolita with you and why you were okay with your friend having a Lolita poster?

Is there something about you and Tom that you're not telling us?

 

[neger psykolog]

Idk how to print to PDF right now Im going through and recording a ton of videos of our texts w Nudes Personal Info/dms with friends and adresses deleted only I have like 6 videos so far.

I've received reports that you... I don't know how to phrase this politely but you had relations with a man with a peanut butter complexion (that is to say a NIGGER).

Is this true?

 

[Tutu]

How horrible. The gall of that guy to post the doxxxx of other people. I hope I never find myself in a place where doxxxxxxxing happens. I shudder at the thought of seeing someone's doxxxxxxxxx on my favorite forum kiwifarms.st

I don't, because Thomas Larry Hanson deserves it.