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🐮 LolcowRussell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
There are so, so, so many bizarre bits of logic here, but I think what bothers me the most is that he sent this insane letter without even including the fucking song. Like, even if we were to exist in his fantasy world where Katy Perry wouldn't be either terrified or disgusted by this letter, she wouldn't even be able to give him a chance if she wanted to.
My favorite part is where he makes it clear that she wasn't his first choice but he's willing to settle for working with her if he can't get Taylor Swift.
It has all the logic and substance of the original Taylor Swift approach and will most certainly end the same way, with Russell declaring that Katy disability shamed him and discriminated against him, followed by threats of another lawsuit and demands that the media cover this earth shattering 'news story'.
It should provide us with many lols. Good cow Russell, good cow.
But the bit where he says his parents want him to continue his studies in law and become a lawyer - I'm sorry to break this to you Ma and Pa Zombieface, but this ain't ever gonna happen. Russ has personally ruined any chance he (n)ever had of building a professional career in law. His reputation is toast and your family name is toast.
Looking on the bright side he can get you a 10% staff discount at Costco...
I like how Rusty doesn't even realise that a lot of people would simply post to his page if he wasn't a censoring fascist when it comes to dissenting points of view. KiwiFarms offers a largely censorship free forum to discuss his actions for how they actually are, rather than being restricted to just giving positive commentary.
In any case, heavy 'defensive' censorship sucks balls. Not Russ related, but many years ago I encountered a young Earth creationist page on Facebook that had heaps of easily disprovable stuff on their page. My comments were generally deleted, then quote mined into a strawman, and I was not given the opportunity to respond to their attack of the strawman (after trying to swim against the tide for a little bit, they just straight up blocked me). Ditto for their blog site. The founder of the group even had the gall to act like they were all about intellectual honesty, and that being one of the reasons that they were a young Earth creationist, all the while using censorship to swat away valid refutations as opposed to tackling it like, y'know, an intellectually honest person would (putting forth an argument against it or conceding the point).
He's removed the Katy Perry related posts now, must have seen our commentary on them. He's doing that with pretty much every controversial post he's posting now, removing them after a few hours. I'm assuming he's trying to keep his fb page 'clean' so that he doesn't appear to be such a fucking fruit cake for things like the planned Ariana Grande court case (if it actually goes ahead) or the possibility (in his mind) of Katy Perry having a quick look in.
I'd just say in response to that, Russell, just Google your name. Your reputation and your name are toast. Nobody is going to go anywhere near you and it's all your own doing.
I love that you can tell he's already setting up his usual prerequisites for a lawsuit: "but it did infer it would be greeted with the same consideration", implying that since Katy did a nice thing for someone disabled once, it's her duty to do anything for any disabled person (but especially Russ). Once he either gets stonewalled again or politely told off by an agent, the lolsuit phase will commence. I have to give it to him for sheer persistence and willingness to make an utter fool of himself over and over.
Russell: [makes excuses for 26 years] 'But I refuse to make excuses.'
I like how he mentions that he's an actor, but he hasn't done it yet cuz of his face. I'm an astronaut, except I'm a junkie non-American.
I love how he mentions his feud with Ariana Grande like somehow she'll read that and think that he's not completely insane.
And I particularly low how he mentions that she should just produce his holocaust movie, like everyone and his dog is familiar with the script and it's just a matter of waiting for him to select the right A list star.
Oh man I love this shit way more than makes any fucking sense.
Azazel: it's interesting how he thinks that celebrities (like common law courts) can 'set precedents'. I suppose that's more evidence in the way of autism or narcissism (which the evidence is increasingly suggesting is related to autism) -- they're not people, they're external entities bound by the same rules that govern falling cannonballs and celestial bodies,
Russ would never get into any halfway decent law school. He lacks the grades and is too logically unbalanced to have a shot at a decent score on the LSAT. Not to mention, his antics would come up in background checks. It's cute for his family to encourage him but the totality of Russ' future career potential is ... Costco shelf stocker.
I wish Mr. Mask-face McAutism would put his money where his drool slathered drooping mouth is. There hasn't been a good addition to the takedown notice section in a while. And with his experience with the courts, he's sure to win!
https://imgur.com/a/OGMQi
Russ had a post and delete session last night and mentioned the poor girl he states has an imaginary boyfriend. I'm working on uploading the image. My guess is she politely told Poker face that she wasn't interested and he wouldn't take no for an answer. Dude whether she has a boyfriend or not, she's just not that into you!
https://imgur.com/a/OGMQi
Russ had a post and delete session last night and mentioned the poor girl he states has an imaginary boyfriend. I'm working on uploading the image. My guess is she politely told Poker face that she wasn't interested and he wouldn't take no for an answer. Dude whether she has a boyfriend or not, she's just not that into you!
That's exactly what happened, and it was like 2 months ago. Apparently, he still won't let it go. He was leaving shitty comments on all her IG posts after she told him she had a boyfriend, but he's probably been blocked by now. I wonder exactly how many women have blocked him from some social media platform. I wouldn't be surprised if it was in the hundreds.
Besides being a really cringeworthy letter and a clear anticipation of his next lawsuit the "lt has taught me to have empathy for others." line really got to me, having almost no empathy is what makes him such a lolcow, which unfortunately for him, probably will never change.
Hey Russ! C'mon down! We cripples can talk about the social model of disability and the work of Stella Young! I know how much you care about the disabled community!
And maybe I'll let you touch my boob. With your eyes.
Besides being a really cringeworthy letter and a clear anticipation of his next lawsuit the "lt has taught me to have empathy for others." line really got to me, having almost no empathy is what makes him such a lolcow, which unfortunately for him, probably will never change.
The lawsuit against Katy Perry is such a certainty that he should start drafting it now. His claims of being "assaulted" by her security, and "discriminating" looks from Katy will be complete fiction, he might as well get a head start.
I like how he only compliments her charity work to subtly ask, "So what are you going to do for me?" Most of the time he's raging mad because some dumb kid who didn't even write a terrible song or wear a suit managed to get attention. And, its almost always CHILDREN. Not adult men who've think they're owed favors and affection from some of the most famous women in the world.
If he really was as ambitious as he claims to be, he could go back to school and learn music theory. Instead he spends literally all his time trying to "woo" celebrities and models, and getting angry when he gets nowhere. He's fully aware that singers don't accept unsolicited music, but thinks they're obligated to make exceptions for him. He clearly thought he'd be getting special treatment for the rest of his life.
Russ needs to stop with the "ambitious" bullshit. He works a barely minimum wage job and the deranged nonsense he's willingly entered into the public domain all but guarantee he will never work a real job beyond what he has now. And he's lucky to even have that all things considered.
Beyond that... I'd rather have an imaginary boyfriend than have to go on a date with some slobbering buffoon in a cheap smelly suit.
