🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Falcon Sebben said:
Besides the idea of eating a prozzie is possibly one of the most disgusting things I could imagine doing. Hell I wouldn't even touch one without a note from her doctor.
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It's all the more peculiar because you have to pay extra money to do this. Prostitutes aren't stupid. They know you want to perform oral sex on them because it's a fetish/fantasy you have. Consequently, if you're just paying for straight sex or oral, it's a chargeable extra.

You might be able to do it if you've paid for The Girlfriend Experience, but that's why TGE costs top dollars. All the whores that I knew would tell a punter, 'Sorry, that's something I only allow my husband/boyfriend to do' but they'd reluctantly allow themselves to be persuaded if the money was right.
 
StinkySnack said:
He's already admitted to eating out a prostitute in one of his brothel reviews.

His tongue still works and I'm sure he rubs and tickles the muff with his hairy maw. I have no doubt that his nose-hair mustache contains particles of dried hooker pussy crust.
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Russ could’ve said he tongue kissed the dumpsters behind a fish packing plant and that’d be less revolting.
 
StinkySnack said:
He's already admitted to eating out a prostitute in one of his brothel reviews.

His tongue still works and I'm sure he rubs and tickles the muff with his hairy maw. I have no doubt that his nose-hair mustache contains particles of dried hooker pussy crust.
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Stop it right now. This is more stomach-churning than the SRS/GRS thread. I'm trying to enjoy my brunch, man.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Besides the idea of eating a prozzie is possibly one of the most disgusting things I could imagine doing.
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If you ever read the photobook "Carnival Strippers", apparently back in the 70s (and earlier) carnivals had strip shows, and people would reach out and touch them, and even, uh, act orally on them, right out in public. There are a lot of gross morons out there, even ones with working faces.

There are some audio interviews with the strippers too, and they really didn't sound all right. They tried to aim for "strong empowered woman taking charge of her sexuality" but mostly landed at "I dissociate while they abuse me".

The photographer lady who did this project went on to coast on this notoriety for the next half-century and counting.
 
Normal-Style Human said:
Getting eaten out by Russell Greer sounds like the premise of a sleep paralysis nightmare.
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The classic upright Greer rugmuncher.
 
I'm honestly shocked that this whole multi-day tangent about Russ tongue-punching a protty fishcake didn't come about because the lawsuit thread is locked.
 
Kosher Dill said:
If you ever read the photobook "Carnival Strippers", apparently back in the 70s (and earlier) carnivals had strip shows, and people would reach out and touch them, and even, uh, act orally on them, right out in public.
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I love this book and the whole history of hoochie koo dancers. There were also a handful of joints in New York that persisted right up until the early 90's -- the Melody Burlesque was one, and some of the peep shows described in Josh Allen Friedman's book, Tales of Times Square, where a dollar tip would get you your mouth around the nether regions of some dope addicted stripper.

They used to call it the 'box lunch'.
 
Swole McPole said:
It's all the more peculiar because you have to pay extra money to do this. Prostitutes aren't stupid. They know you want to perform oral sex on them because it's a fetish/fantasy you have. Consequently, if you're just paying for straight sex or oral, it's a chargeable extra.

You might be able to do it if you've paid for The Girlfriend Experience, but that's why TGE costs top dollars. All the whores that I knew would tell a punter, 'Sorry, that's something I only allow my husband/boyfriend to do' but they'd reluctantly allow themselves to be persuaded if the money was right.
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... something you wanna share with the rest of the class? JK, don't.

Absolutego said:
I'm honestly shocked that this whole multi-day tangent about Russ tongue-punching a protty fishcake didn't come about because the lawsuit thread is locked.
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No legal proceedings = "does russell fuck corpses"
 
Swole McPole said:
It's all the more peculiar because you have to pay extra money to do this. Prostitutes aren't stupid. They know you want to perform oral sex on them because it's a fetish/fantasy you have.
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Okay I just threw up in my mouth a little. That's just fucking nasty.

It's right up there with kissing one.

Kosher Dill said:
If you ever read the photobook "Carnival Strippers", apparently back in the 70s (and earlier) carnivals had strip shows, and people would reach out and touch them, and even, uh, act orally on them, right out in public. There are a lot of gross morons out there, even ones with working faces.
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No I've never run across that and I hope to never actually meet somebody who would do this.

RodgerDodger said:
It sounds like the 7th circle of hell.
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Violence? No. He'd be condemned to either the 2nd circle which is Lust and the damned are blown back and forth by fierce winds trying to grab hold of anything that moves to fuck it but it's torn away from you the moment you touch it.

Or maybe the 5th circle which is Wrath due to his absolute hatred of any woman that wouldn't suck him his penis or when his latest lolsuit fails and he wishes death on his opponent. So he'd be lying on the bottom of the river Styx sullen and angry at everything while his hatred gurgles forth.

But we all know what would happen. He'd be given a special punishment like being able to petition Minos or maybe even Satan himself if he can write out his own properly done legal document out of a clay tablet. Problem is the tablet would dry out before he was able to finish. So he'd have to get more clay and start again at the beginning. And again. And again. And as the millennia pass he'd need to run further and further afield to get the clay necessary to write out his document and the very ground beneath his feet would be littered with old and useless clay tablets he was unable to finish.
 
I don't think we knew the exact duration of the homeless arc before Russell told Erwin he was homeless for 3 months in 2024

Also hilarious that he says he raised his demand tenfold because he's afraid of becoming homeless again, so he thought it'd be a good idea to balk at $20,000 and refuse to come back to work for months and hope he could somehow sue for "upaid wages" for the days he didn't work
 
Debbie Macomber said:
I don't think we knew the exact duration of the homeless arc before Russell told Erwin he was homeless for 3 months in 2024

Also hilarious that he says he raised his demand tenfold because he's afraid of becoming homeless again, so he thought it'd be a good idea to balk at $20,000 and refuse to come back to work for months and hope he could somehow sue for "upaid wages" for the days he didn't work
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He didn't just do that, he intentionally defaulted on his rent and didn't bother looking for work because he was waiting for the $20k payout. No it doesn't make sense to me either.

ETA: I suspect his parents helped bail him out before the rent issue turned into a second eviction. A tenant with a recent eviction has got to be on thin ice in the first place and you know he has no savings apart from the hooker fund.
 
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UncleTusky said:
He didn't just do that, he intentionally defaulted on his rent because he was waiting for the $20k payout. No it doesn't make sense to me either.
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He just needed to explain to the landlord how he was days away from starting the greatest brothel experience in the history of hedonism and obviously the landlord was going to let him live there for free until he could make his Playboy mansion like house connected to the brothel, right?
 
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