DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Balr0g said:
If I remember correctly if you think someone is violating your "copyright" you HAVE to sue them to show you tried something. Because if not wouldn't the judicial system laugh it out of court because YOU, YES YOU did not do your due dilitgence?
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This is correct to my knowledge. This was Metallica's defense when people called them out for being so litigious back in the day. If you don't actively pursue protecting your works then you have a much weaker case (which would be weakened further by Phail saying that he doesn't want those people watching his content anyway and he's glad they're watching the market substitute). I'm not sure how it works with content and videos but I assume the same general principles apply.

As with anything Phail assumes that opportunities available now will always be available. Let's be real, he's never suing anyone, but even if he wanted to at this point there's no shot he'd have a case. Still, if he wasn't such a spineless faggot he would claim Raw but he'll never do it. He needs Asmon to do it for him.
 
Phil will never do anything about restreamers or detractor channels for one simple reason: he would have to leave the house.
Also, troll channels are the only thing that keep him relevant. Without them, I wouldn't be shocked if he got even less viewership. But, of course, he's too fucking retarded to understand this.
 
arrivefriday said:
You seem somewhat knowledgeable on this topic but genuinely, what is a proper haircut for this mongoloids fucked up looking head? He has the weirdest head shape I've ever seen plus the thinning/monk balding pattern, to me the only option would be to shave it all off.
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It would look better if he forgot the fade altogether and just got it trimmed evenly on the sides and took a little off the top then have them blend it in. This is also probably more in line with what the people at the salon he goes to are comfortable doing as well.

Going to a beauty salon and asking some middle aged woman to hook you up with a fade is just asking to have your shit fucked up.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
fucking why? what the fuck is wrong with people?
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those are fake numbers.
just like LTG's 3000 twitch sub count.
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Urusei Baktsura said:
Lolcow Live is just Court Jester Boogie doing a performance for Duke Keem who claps his hands like a Seal and asks him to do it again. You need to give a performance to see any of that money and Phil would never. He'd actually be off the show in days.
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I think another problem is that unlike a lot of lolcows, the longer Phil is around, the longer you need to have been following him for him to be entertaining. There isn’t a lot of context-free humor to be had from him (since “idiot plays video games badly” is hardly unique, the pervasiveness and severity of the problem aside) and he doesn’t successfully start the kind of shit casual rubberneckers will be interested in. You need to know the lore to appreciate things like the Sidescrollers interview or The Snakening, otherwise Phil is just a pathetic weenie, rather than scumshit who knows exactly how bad his behavior is and will stop at nothing to avoid the consequences of his actions, and therefore fascinating (and rage bait, which people actually do like). And no DSP noob is going to sit through more than one of his podcasts to benefit from the daily rehash of his entire history.
 
Fridge Raider said:
It's not surprising but at the same time somewhat surprising that he lies so blatantly. I mean notorious liar lies, call the press right, but it's so easily disproven. And it's not like when he said PPP didn't invite him to Hogan's Bar for content when we can disprove that by looking at the DMs he himself dropped, I think that was his narcissism trying to protect his ego or him projecting because he desperately wanted a friend/lover. I genuinely think he didn't know he was lying when he said it, though.

But with the copyright thing I don't see any way it could be his brain coping, it's just a blatant lie. All creators that are monetized have access to the copyright system, and he knows it. I guess it's just to explain to the wheelchairs why he's allowed to complain about RawPhil without actually doing anything about it?


People are stupid. Most of them, even. Side note, we let these people vote. Keem is also a decent swindler and conman. You know what they say, a fool and his money are easily parted.
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The PPP and Hogan's Bar thing was more Phil projection. Hanging out with guys at a bar doesn't make you gay, but it gave Phil a chance to call someone else gay. He also called LTG gay. He thinks it's a clever comeback, which it might be if you're 11 years old. Calling them "gay" is at the same genius level as Phil's favorite zingers: idiot, stupid, moron, hyperfocused, gay, retard. He's too slow to think of anything better.

As far as the copyright thing, Phil lies constantly about everything, even things that are easily checkable. He'll say Renton is having a heat wave and his office is 84 degrees, all while wearing a long-sleeved shirt and the outside temperature is 58. He thinks only his word matters and he just blocks anyone who says differently. You can disprove his words, and he'll call you a moron and ban you. He's an asshole who thinks he's Hogan in the 80s when he's actually the cowering heel begging you not to hit him.
 


DSP really setting the tone today by immediately making you want to say things about him that will get you put on a watchlist.
 
strandedcastaway said:
The PPP and Hogan's Bar thing was more Phil projection. Hanging out with guys at a bar doesn't make you gay, but it gave Phil a chance to call someone else gay. He also called LTG gay. He thinks it's a clever comeback, which it might be if you're 11 years old. Calling them "gay" is at the same genius level as Phil's favorite zingers: idiot, stupid, moron, hyperfocused, gay, retard. He's too slow to think of anything better.
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its the same as when he calls other people autistic. he sees others call him autistic, which bothers him because he knows its true, so he thinks the best retort is to call them autistic back. no matter how inapplicable it may be the other way around, he'll reach as hard as he can to try and throw it back in their face, because according to his narcissistic logic, if he calls them the autistic ones, they are now autistic and he is absolved of all autism allegations. just like that, he is able to bend reality at his will. its on the same level as kids saying "i know what YOU are but what am I." same can be applied to basically everything he says to the detractors... that they're friendless, have no lives, are out of shape, and so on. the LTG/Wings bit he did was hours of just that.
 
Enjoying my day off but I do check in for Phil, see this in the preview window

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Is he really showing off the toy he just built? Is anyone actually curious about this but not enough to see the video of him finishing it?

He really is a child
 
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strandedcastaway said:
The PPP and Hogan's Bar thing was more Phil projection. Hanging out with guys at a bar doesn't make you gay, but it gave Phil a chance to call someone else gay. He also called LTG gay. He thinks it's a clever comeback, which it might be if you're 11 years old. Calling them "gay" is at the same genius level as Phil's favorite zingers: idiot, stupid, moron, hyperfocused, gay, retard. He's too slow to think of anything better.
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I agree that Phil's gay insults for PPP is just that he's really REALLY bad at insulting others. It's always stoopid or gay insults like a 11 year old brat.

With the King Snake thing, I think it's that Phil never trusted PPP and Warski but he did want it to work out so he'd get money (which he did) and he'd be on the good side of someone with influence in this stupid sphere for once. He never trusted them enough to even consider meeting IRL, so that's something Phil views puts him in the position of power to reject them.
 


He's not even SCARED of the troles! That's why he only leaves the house once a week, idiot! :smug:




The body language of this answer doesn't come across as at all suspicious.
 
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Alright, 'fess up: Which one of you bastards works for Curls 'n Twirls and keeps consistently fucking up Phil's hair? It's basically an artform how bad it gets these days.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
100% Kat cuts it even supercuts wouldn't fuck up this badly every single time. He hasn't had a good haircut in fucking forever man it's fucked every single time.
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All I'm saying is if YOU had to deal with fucking Phil and you had a pair of shears in your hand, giving him the JUST special is the best non-lethel outcome.
 
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