🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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I sorta wish that Coach Red Pill was still around to interject himself into this sort of trash-tier drama. Something with a bizarre intro of him tiling a kitchen, a weird filter, twenty camera angles and a drone flying about.

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"So, here's the thing. I've known guys like this Turkey Tom. These are guys who go on KiwiFarms...this little gossip website...and YouTube and make these dumb videos or whatever. Cause you see...let me explain. This is a guy who...fantasizes about his ex-girlfriend going out with a black man. And what does that make him? A Cuck? Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh."
 
yes im really enjoying my 5 seconds of internet clout by posting about my insane abusive ex on kiwi fucking farms completely anonymously...
all of these freaks and the ones covering for him deserve to get nuked
As you should. Fuck em. Burn it down. Destroy it all. They deserve whatever hell you inflict on them and a lot more tbh.

All of these people are way bigger pieces of shit than I previously imagined.
 
I mean no shade to BM, if that hot sauce was as good as null said it was i was thinking about getting nick's version of it but I'm not sure i feel comfortable doing it now
It is actually very good hot sauce.

I dont fault Billy really at all; I highly doubt he has much if any personal interaction with Deorio outside of the hot sauce deal so its not terribly likely he knew anything about any of this.

Id just buy the regular Ricky's and save yourself the celebrity fee.
 
I sorta wish that Coach Red Pill was still around to interject himself into this sort of trash-tier drama. Something with a bizarre intro of him tiling a kitchen, a weird filter, twenty camera angles and a drone flying about.

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"So, here's the thing. I've known guys like this Turkey Tom. These are guys who go on KiwiFarms...this little gossip website...and YouTube and make these dumb videos or whatever. Cause you see...let me explain. This is a guy who...fantasizes about his ex-girlfriend going out with a black man. And what does that make him? A Cuck? Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh."
You all laughed at him. Well who's laughing now?
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Recently came across clips of him with that dog girl. Even prior to reading all the lore, that video was so offputting with how much it looked like they were about to fuck.
 
@sacramento89 any news on the name of DeOrio's gf?

1) I think all of us here want to know exactly who is willing to allow all 5'1" and 300lbs on top of her. How shes even able to find his little Augie under all that is a mystery we need answered.

2) It'll make for a great Valentine's Day for the happy couple.

3) The potential it's not really a "she" at all is certainly greater than zero.

4) Who wants to bet it's really Flamenco in a wig?
 
yes im really enjoying my 5 seconds of internet clout by posting about my insane abusive ex on kiwi fucking farms completely anonymously...
all of these freaks and the ones covering for him deserve to get nuked
What do you think off the people who say "Gal you shouldn´t post on Kiwi Farms you should just tell people around your community and in Texas ,is like you are not taking seriously your situation LOL" or stuff like that?
 
Could the Destiny orbiter girl be Empathchan per chance?
If so it would be much worse for Tom, knowing Empathchan's history.
I believe she was in the US at that time, when Vidcon was.
I fear she is exactly the girl Tom would hook up in an event like Vidcon.
This is her btw:
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You all laughed at him. Well who's laughing now?
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i actually reached out to toms puppy girl... havent heard back. toms ex em aka chopped said he was talking with her during their short relationship from october-nov 2024 which is important to note.
@sacramento89 any news on the name of DeOrio's gf?

1) I think all of us here want to know exactly who is willing to allow all 5'1" and 300lbs on top of her. How shes even able to find his little Augie under all that is a mystery we need answered.

2) It'll make for a great Valentine's Day for the happy couple.

3) The potential it's not really a "she" at all is certainly greater than zero.

4) Who wants to bet it's really Flamenco in a wig?
no vidcon girl hasnt responded, maybe tom or nick got to her and threatened her or something. i wouldnt be surprised.
Could the Destiny orbiter girl be Empathchan per chance?
If so it would be much worse for Tom, knowing Empathchan's history.
I believe she was in the US at that time, when Vidcon was.
I fear she is exactly the girl Tom would hook up in an event like Vidcon.
This is her btw:
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lol this chick is grim but i dont think it was her. probably another girl destiny groomed.
 
There was a partial list of women Destiny was involved with to varying degrees here that could be xref’d against Tom’s follows maybe

 
Tom's lack of self preservation is baffling. Doing all the degen stuff while cheating on his gf with gaggle of emotionaly unstable e-girls. He is a commentary youtuber, he should have absolutely known how this would end.

Honestly, I think its just as damning as the ed stuff as evidence of how coombrained he is. He knew it was going to fuck him over eventually but he just couldn't help himself.

That or he is just very stupid.
 
Well Brandon Buckingham is alive for those who were asking.
No mention of whippets, Brandon claims he is not a regular drug user (beyond cannabis) and is not an addict. He claims he rarely drinks off camera. Claims toxicology report at the time supports this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ICSmrR84HA
I cannot believe how long he went without seeing a doctor. Are people really this out of tune with their bodies, not recognising that vomiting multiple times a day is not normal? Unless they probably know why they’re vomiting.

He most likely got turned away from the UC and ER for suspected drug use. It’s very interesting he felt so sick he went there
and primarily asked for IV fluids and benzos instead of asking them to do testing for infections or literally anything else.

The retard tried to leave the ICU with multiple organ failure because he was scared of the medical bills. You will not have any bills to worry about if you go home and die, 10/10 reasoning.

What was also very telling is that he started a gofundme, thanked Sam Hyde and a bunch of other creators but didn’t mention any donation from his millionaire roommate.
Did his wife kick him out because of his addiction and make him live with TT? What married couple has a millionaire roommate?

Moral of the story is, don’t go to Mexico, you will get cocksucky virus and die.

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He’s got little tassels on his ears like a bob cat I love him sm :'(
 
Once it's exposed to the world you're a serial cheater plus that you have a fragile ego during and off sex, it's pretty much over for you having anything that remotely resembles a relationship. He's forever small and soft in his mind once his egirl buckbroke him mentally. Scorned lover murder suicide or Destiny poly teamup, call it.
 
i actually reached out to toms puppy girl... havent heard back. toms ex em aka chopped said he was talking with her during their short relationship from october-nov 2024 which is important to note.

no vidcon girl hasnt responded, maybe tom or nick got to her and threatened her or something. i wouldnt be surprised.

lol this chick is grim but i dont think it was her. probably another girl destiny groomed.
You're becoming quite the operator! You're taking to the farms like a natural, lmao. How would you feel about a job as an embedded correspondent in the field of creepy ecelebs? The pay isnt great but you'll have our gratitude and an unlimited supply of weirdos tears.

If you decide you're interested we have openings in the following locations:

1) Spicer, Minnesota
2) Merida, Mexico
3) Renton, Washington,
 
I cannot believe how long he went without seeing a doctor. Are people really this out of tune with their bodies, not recognising that vomiting multiple times a day is not normal?
Maybe he has Iatrophobia ? Personally Ive noticed men to abstain and power through anything medical related, almost avoiding the doctors at any cost.
 
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