💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He is a retard, and therefore says retarded things
He's a fat retard, so he says retarded things fatly. I'd think you'd understand that by now.
I guess this is Fatty's tankie arc
Wrong, stalker. It's not. His tankie arc began and ended long ago when he revealed the greatest weakness of Russian armor: a paint-filled balloon.

Because you didn't identify this correctly your "life in prison" arc has just begun. Enjoy.
Never waddled in his life, stalker. Patrick perambulates only by long, vigorous strides.
You are correct, child. He moves in a way that accentuates the swaying of his huge tits.

You will be spared prison for understanding this but still must live forever denied the feminine bounty of those very fat tits.
This fat alcoholic retard on a couch thinks he’s John Wick or something. Fucking hilarious.
Patrick: "People keep asking if I'm fat, and I haven't really had an answer, but now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm fat!"
I must disagree on the basis that some women find such lesbians attractive. No woman finds Fatrick attractive.
Wrong as always, atalker. A slightly unattractive lesbian who for sure didn't marry a closeted homosexual to avoid having cocks in her holes gives him willing access to her pussy anytime he wants it. Stating anything other than this objective truth is why you vacationed in London and were culturally enriched to death.
Why is every fat middle aged man who thinks he's a badass so obsessed with that cowboy movie?
Because they want to fantasize that they're friends with the gun-grabbing faggots in LE but because they're so cool and such badasses they get a free pass from said government cocksuckers to do as they please.
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Is this nigger 45 years old and seriously still eating cereal?
Cereal is fine;
Cereal is not fine and is consumed by weak cucks angry their lesbian wife left them. Actual Tough Guys eat steak and eggs for breakfast.
 
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Redditor physiognomy + redditor intellect + redditor humor + redditor politics + redditor personality + redditor physique (FAT). Truly an untermensch in all aspects of mind, body and soul.
He really has like a set amount of bits that he just recycles. It must’ve sucked for him when he joined The Poor and couldn’t post about storing his faggy motorcycle for the winter. Or when he was banished from certain bars and couldn’t make the “haha it’s not up to code” jokes about some shitty ally. Tea bags in unsuspecting places, heh-larious!
 
Not to "uhm ackshually" you, but that dishonor belongs to Rekieta.
With Balldo there is more circumstantial evidence that makes a rather convincing whole.

Wirh Rick we have the memetic foto of him laughing nervously while his wife sits on the lap of the guy she was fucking on the side.
Then she left him, told him she never loved him and that he is bad at sex. Made him sign away his parental rights.

He was cucked so utterly it broke his mind and made him the spiteful pos he is today. In earlier fotos he looks more like a harmless unmalicious dork.

After the lappening and cuckening he became the hateful, belligerent asshole we all love to hate.

Getting cucked is the beginning of Patrick's villain arc, it is endemic to his character.
 
Made him sign away his parental rights.
To be clear "made him" is the language Fatrick used in his blog. If memory serves PCJ said in whatever incarnation of the ona forums that he and ade were initially willing to let something work, but Bitch tits kept refusing compromise (a normal visit/rights schedule) and wanted it on his terms, the particulars I don't think we are aware of, that were disagreeable and they eventually just wanted absolutely nothing to do with him, not even child support. He agreed because personally I think somewhere in his mind maybe he saw it as a win that they would suffer without his presence and of course he could bitch and moan about men suffering in divorce and child custody battles.
 
I wonder if he's trying to get banned from twitter so he can LARP as a martyr who's getting oppressed by Elon Musk. If it were anyone else, I'd be sure of it. The only thing that makes me hesitant to believe this is the fact that twitter is basically his whole life. He's fat.
 
Cereal is fine; this insistence cereal (and by extension milk) are limited to children is perpetuated by people who, if not brown in skin, are brown in spirit.
Yeah if it's muesli or oatmeal or something. Not if it's something with cartoon characters on it that comes in a bag. Also matcha ramen is a real dish.
 
I wonder if he's trying to get banned from twitter so he can LARP as a martyr who's getting oppressed by Elon Musk. If it were anyone else, I'd be sure of it. The only thing that makes me hesitant to believe this is the fact that twitter is basically his whole life. He's fat.

If he were banned I think he might end it all. It's all he has in his miserable life. Acting tough on Twitter.
 
I shared this in a diff cow thread earlier, but it’s relevant here.

Pat has crossed the line with his recent tweets and people who made the same comments on a YouTube video got v& over it…

There’s a non zero chance that someone will see Fat’s posts and report them eventually.

He’s shown himself with weapons.
He talks about leaving the stage to engage multiple times.
Owns a vehicle and is capable of travel.
Expresses a desire to kill law enforcement.
Has killed before.

Even the laziest fed on the force would probably find it worth paying him a visit.
 

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I shared this in a diff cow thread earlier, but it’s relevant here.

Pat has crossed the line with his recent tweets and people who made the same comments on a YouTube video got v& over it…

There’s a non zero chance that someone will see Fat’s posts and report them eventually.

He’s shown himself with weapons.
He talks about leaving the stage to engage multiple times.
Owns a vehicle and is capable of travel.
Expresses a desire to kill law enforcement.
Has killed before.

Even the laziest fed on the force would probably find it worth paying him a visit.

Especially because he is attempting to sue the MPD.

Having to attend court from jail would seriously weaken his case, being that he claims that the police had no reason to attend those calls.
 
Even the laziest fed on the force would probably find it worth paying him a visit.
Perhaps most importantly, he is a fat white douche canoe. There are no political or social implications from beating him like a rented mule before stuffing him in a black bag and sending him to enjoy prison.
 
I shared this in a diff cow thread earlier, but it’s relevant here.

Pat has crossed the line with his recent tweets and people who made the same comments on a YouTube video got v& over it…

There’s a non zero chance that someone will see Fat’s posts and report them eventually.

He’s shown himself with weapons.
He talks about leaving the stage to engage multiple times.
Owns a vehicle and is capable of travel.
Expresses a desire to kill law enforcement.
Has killed before.

Even the laziest fed on the force would probably find it worth paying him a visit.
I am actually very surprised that he didn't get a knock yet.

In threads about TDS people and antifags fedposting, they are almost never as bad or blatant as Patrick.
He openly threatens politicians and political movements with death and gulag. He approves of and endorses political violence, including assassination.
If there is an assassination against his "enemies" he starts making up conspiracy theories how it was actually not his side at all but an inside job.

If I were a FBI profiler, I would certainly report him to my Indian superior as a potential terroristic threat.
 
I am actually very surprised that he didn't get a knock yet.

In threads about TDS people and antifags fedposting, they are almost never as bad or blatant as Patrick.
He openly threatens politicians and political movements with death and gulag. He approves of and endorses political violence, including assassination.
If there is an assassination against his "enemies" he starts making up conspiracy theories how it was actually not his side at all but an inside job.

If I were a FBI profiler, I would certainly report him to my Indian superior as a potential terroristic threat.

Maybe the FBI count many pests and Patposters among their ranks so are deliberately letting him become more confident he is untouchable and more deranged.

As they too know a prolonged period of enjoyment in prison for Patrick will mean a dry spell of rib ticking.

So when they can’t tolerate him any longer, surely they want the arrest to be a public, piggy hollering, foaming at the mouth, bodily carried by several officers, struggling against a straight jacket spectacle to last a few months.
 
Maybe the FBI count many pests and Patposters among their ranks so are deliberately letting him become more confident he is untouchable and more deranged.

As they too know a prolonged period of enjoyment in prison for Patrick will mean a dry spell of rib ticking.

So when they can’t tolerate him any longer, surely they want the arrest to be a public, piggy hollering, foaming at the mouth, bodily carried by several officers, struggling against a straight jacket spectacle to last a few months.
More likely they are incompetent jeets.
 
If I were a FBI profiler, I would certainly report him to my Indian superior as a potential terroristic threat.
1) LOL. LMAO, even. 2) The FBI probably caught wind of his performative fat tit chest beating on social media, got the bodycam footage from his local PD, skimmed the thread, and concluded he's absolutely nothing to worry about.
 
At this point I'm wondering if someone has actually alerted law enforcement to Pat's overt threats of killing them all. Even as a joke, it holds legitimacy.

His bluster is weapons-grade cringe distilled into its purest form. One look at this waddling malcontent and you'd have to try not to laugh at the notion of him being threatening. Something has happened in his life that's made him implode.
If only he had accepted Norm into his heart, all of this could have been avoided.
 
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