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pat is posting on twitter the same way he posts on threads now.
is this a sign of things to come?
is this a sign of things to come?
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Jesus fucking christ I am not ready to cringe this hard in the morning....
Please note that the relative "voice of reason" in this exchange is a literal autistic troon furry
Please note that the relative "voice of reason" in this exchange is a literal autistic troon furry
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Any federal agents breaking into the hovel are going straight into the meat grinder. Patrick will turn them all into fedwurst, and eat them with uncooked spinach and corn.
Meriasek
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His cringe is approaching his BMI.
Absolutely unreal. I hope he doesn't actually fuck around, if he found out it'd deprive the world of untold gallons of milk yet to come from his supple teats.
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Are we shocked that a troon is smarter than a man with a 1.2 GPA?
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Child, you misunderstand. This is just Pat pulling his Principled Conservative persona out of retirement. He gets his opinions exclusively from
In that sense he's just like every other low-IQ vooter, Democrat or Republican, except he's also an alcoholic FFWBT who can't help but to scream his impotent revenge fantasies into the void.
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At this point I'm wondering if someone has actually alerted law enforcement to Pat's overt threats of killing them all. Even as a joke, it holds legitimacy.
His bluster is weapons-grade cringe distilled into its purest form. One look at this waddling malcontent and you'd have to try not to laugh at the notion of him being threatening. Something has happened in his life that's made him implode.
His bluster is weapons-grade cringe distilled into its purest form. One look at this waddling malcontent and you'd have to try not to laugh at the notion of him being threatening. Something has happened in his life that's made him implode.
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Gravitational collapse?
YouTube Autist
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No, stalker. Rick isn't making some changes. YOU are the one making some changes -- from a living person to a dead worm-eaten corpse. Enjoy prison.
Sit down, bitch.
No, stalker. What does a lot of argumentative damage is when you put a gun in your mouth and blow your rancid dog shit brains out the back of your skull. Enjoy prison.
DIE NOW
No, stalker. The only one who has moved on to whiskey was your mother when she realized she had to embrace a life of prostitution to pay for your chicken tendies while you live in her basement. Enjoy prison.
That is because you are stupid. Very stupid.
You will be murdered during the collapse of society, Nazi liberal.
Never waddled in his life, stalker. Patrick perambulates only by long, vigorous strides.
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I should think at least a pest or two has by now.
So Patrick can be told in all seriousness to “wait for the knock”.
Fucking hell. Was the intention to make him look like post troon Chris Chan?
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Patrick, please dont suicide by cop! this is the best comedy routine you've ever had!
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This fat alcoholic retard on a couch thinks he’s John Wick or something. Fucking hilarious.
ETA: How does this look for his Lolsuit against the cops? He’s openly suggesting that if law enforcement comes to his door he might shoot them. At the same time he’s suing cops for treating him like a threat when they are called to his house.
HHMMMMM
I hope the defendants see this. Please archive, those not at work!
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He looks like an 80s truck driving lesbian with a mullet.
This one is scary compared to most edits of lolcows because it's a bit too realistic. Pat missed being a lesbian in the 80s and it explains why he's so fucking miserable and cunty.
Total truck stop lesbian physiognomy.
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I must disagree on the basis that some women find such lesbians attractive. No woman finds Fatrick attractive.
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Brother the kind of "women" who find truck stop lesbians attractive aren't women.
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Why is every fat middle aged man who thinks he's a badass so obsessed with that cowboy movie?
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Is this nigger 45 years old and seriously still eating cereal?
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Cereal is fine; this insistence cereal (and by extension milk) are limited to children is perpetuated by people who, if not brown in skin, are brown in spirit. What’s actually offensive is Fatrick referencing his ramen tea video.
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No, liberal cuck. There's nothing wrong with adults eating cereal. Whom do you think cereals like Grape Nuts are for? Do you think little kids start their Saturday mornings with a bowl of Grape Nuts? Enjoy prison.