🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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true. of all these people vega was the quickest (and only one of the main cast) to drop tom. so i guess that shows some level of integrity.
vega seems like a great guy and i will personally buy his merch or help support whatever endeavor he does away from tom lol HE WARNED U
Sorry if this is getting too personal but did he ever give any indication of having a cheating fetish/fantasy? I wonder if it allows him to get off similarly to how sexual violence can.
no but i think he does like to dog bitches out to get back at kai. he was talking to anon girl for 2 years while being in multiple multiple different relationships,, i was just the longest.
 
That's a good question. What is he in the hospital dealing with?? Him messing with nitrous a couple times at gathering of the juggalos (on video btw) is a lot different than him being a chronic user. Brandon's been seen on video binge drinking alcohol, dirty ass third world tap water and being shot by niggers. All of that is harmful to your heart, lungs and kidneys as well.
sepsis from pneumonia according to google.

which is in line with whippets.
 
anon girl informed me the only reason why tom and her didnt have sex at vidcon 24 is because he couldnt get it up even though he tried 3 times....
LMFAO my god that's humiliating, at his age no less.

Tom, just go bald buddy, your hair looks like shit anyway. If you still can't preform as a man once your off finasteride consider chopping it off and becoming a woman instead.
 
vega seems like a great guy and i will personally buy his merch or help support whatever endeavor he does away from tom lol HE WARNED U

no but i think he does like to dog bitches out to get back at kai. he was talking to anon girl for 2 years while being in multiple multiple different relationships,, i was just the longest.
Thanks for answering, did he ever elaborate on what actually happened with Kai? It's somewhat unclear who cheated first, and how many times they got back together before finally splitting for good. Of course he could've lied but would be interesting to know what exactly he said about it.
 
Buckingham side story is wild. He promised to stop going into gang war areas after getting shot / shot at now that he's married with a kid, immediately overdoses on white trash drugs and ruins him and his family's life.
Oh yeah and he went to Thailand or something before that to take advantage of the prostitute there with some rapper. He should have stuck to being an elementary school art teacher.
Its worse than that. At least an OD would be a one time thing. A B12 defficiency would most likely be due to prolonged abuse. There had to be signs.
 
That's a good question. What is he in the hospital dealing with?? Him messing with nitrous a couple times at gathering of the juggalos (on video btw) is a lot different than him being a chronic user. Brandon's been seen on video binge drinking alcohol, dirty ass third world tap water and being shot by niggers. All of that is harmful to your heart, lungs and kidneys as well.
The juggalo thing was in 2023, and Tom tells his girlfriend he was doing whippets in fall of 2025 before he was hospitalized. You could be right maybe it had nothing to do with it but also Brandon has not said anything or been specific about what lead him to be in the hospital ether. If its drug related it could explain why he wouldnt want to say anything because that might keep people from donating their money to him.

If it was from third world tap water or being shot at im sure he would have said so.
 
Thanks for answering, did he ever elaborate on what actually happened with Kai? It's somewhat unclear who cheated first, and how many times they got back together before finally splitting for good. Of course he could've lied but would be interesting to know what exactly he said about it.
tom cheated first on her irl while he was still in college. but he told me him and kai were still online dating at that point. they broke up a bunch and got back tg throughout. kai cheated on him with liam/lyrix in early 2023 i think and it was over the internet like esex i guess. they moved in together after the fact. tom told me he was very insecure about liam being taller than him/blonde (average groyper cope)
 
i never directly met any of these people but i would hear him on the phone w augie and he wld visit him a lot and mentioned me to augie.. so yeah hes a liar
Sidenote but imagine how Augie feels knowing that Tom didn't want to let his girlfriend around him but was fine letting her meet his other friends lmfao get fucked faggot
 
That's a good question. What is he in the hospital dealing with?? Him messing with nitrous a couple times at gathering of the juggalos (on video btw) is a lot different than him being a chronic user. Brandon's been seen on video binge drinking alcohol, dirty ass third world tap water and being shot by niggers. All of that is harmful to your heart, lungs and kidneys as well.
In the video that your referencing he freely expresses him wanting to do more whippets, his friends are literally dragging him away, speaking of here the uncut version of that video showing him actually doing the whippets https://vimeo.com/873948706 about an hour and 18 min in you can see him doing it
 
Sidenote but imagine how Augie feels knowing that Tom didn't want to let his girlfriend around him but was fine letting her meet his other friends lmfao get fucked faggot
if tom was jelly of liam imagine tom was jelly of augie. augie def looks better than tom in the face department. bro was prolly worried that sacramento would leave him if she so much as witnessed a man who was even slightly more attractive.

insecure as fuck.

also get fucked augie. groyper faggot
 
I like Brandon, dude is pretty down to Earth. An N2O habit wouldn't surprise me though.
 
if tom was jelly of liam imagine tom was jelly of augie. augie def looks better than tom in the face department. bro was prolly worried that sacramento would leave him if she so much as witnessed a man who was even slightly more attractive.

insecure as fuck.

also get fucked augie. groyper faggot
i think he knew augie and i wld deffo get along better cause we both catholic right wingers from what ive gathered and tom is kind of just a chud
 
i think he knew augie and i wld deffo get along better cause we both catholic right wingers from what ive gathered and tom is kind of just a chud
So my hope that there's someone out there that will blow the lid off the the giant DeOrio / Augie - daddy/twink relationship is all just a dream then? Augie just strikes me like the type of gay little sidekick that would feed Nick his pudding.
 
Yeah it does sound like you were the odd one out. It's pretty clear Tom was just looking for casual sex partners and was not looking to actually have a girlfriend. Oh well.
I'm not entirely sure this is true, I think what may have happened is that after moving to Texas, he had a realization that fucking a bunch of e-girls was probably going to get him in trouble someday (lol), and he needed a 'normal girlfriend' who wasn't aware of his internet history. However, he didn't realize that he would actually have to be 'normal' himself, and instead of actually making an effort to change for the better, continued to do the same vile shit he had been doing for years. If this isn't a wake up call for him nothing will be. He has no one to blame but himself.
 
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