🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Retarded INTP]

This is even more surprising than his business partner, long thought to be someone who patronizingly told Russell "Gee, that's a great idea" turned out to have actually taken it seriously enough to go to a whore house on Russell's advice to give a job offer to the lady he scouted out!

I admire his drive. He never used it for his own good, let alone for the good of others, but still. Most people would be at rock bottom in his situation, barely able to survive, perhaps dealing with various addictions on top of that. Not him, though. He keeps throwing retarded shit at the wall day after day after day after day, until something sticks. And when what stuck fails miserably, he starts all over again. He's like a mongoloid Sisyphus.

Outside of the adoption stuff, the tragedy of Russell Greer is that given his willpower, he certainly would have accomplished what he wanted in the past (being an inspiring disabled man with tons of achievements under his belt) if he wasn't Russell Greer. Again, this is some ancient greek myths bullshit. Or Silent Hill maybe.

 

[3-2-1836]

Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks

Why the fuck did he think naming his pamphlet that was a good idea?

 

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Why the fuck did he think naming his pamphlet that was a good idea?

Because he is a retarded sociopath and lacks a theory of mind for anyone not himself.

He literally thinks other people are just really complex NPCs and if he finds the right magic keywords to input they'll suck him his penus.

 

[TurboNAS]

Why the fuck did he think naming his pamphlet that was a good idea?

He’s Russell Greer. If you just let him explain then you’ll be swayed by his words and allows him to do whatever he’s asked for.

 

[Vect]

Every month there's more shenanigans with this dickhead isn't there.

 

[3-2-1836]

Because he is a retarded sociopath and lacks a theory of mind for anyone not himself.

He literally thinks other people are just really complex NPCs and if he finds the right magic keywords to input they'll suck him his penus.

May I know the origin of the suck me my penis meme?

 

[Bridgeburner]

May I know the origin of the suck me my penis meme?

It's a quote from other book, where he describes his first blowjob or something by saying 'she started sucking me my penis'.

I'm sure someone will have a screenshot of it.

 

[SargonF00t]

May I know the origin of the suck me my penis meme?

Also revel in this quote of his: "The state is controlling my destiny and my penis.”

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Another classic from his book is “She kissed me in a way that helped my disability”.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So, Russell does have some (very minor) sense of self-preservation, in that he is known to drop lolsuits when things no longer go his way (like Farrah Abraham and Sybill Stallone). Will ChatGreePT give him the courage to forge ahead with his current crusades? Or will he try to drop the lolsuits and plead for mercy if he faces a very real possibility of enjoying prison?

 

[SargonF00t]

Another classic from his book is “She kissed me in a way that helped my disability”.

I am wondering if people are getting one of Russell's reviews mixed up with one of his books.

I downloaded his stupid book called "Why I’m Making it Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get in Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans in Federal Court" and in pdf form it is only 8 pages and I can't find any references to "suck me my penis" or “She kissed me in a way that helped my disability”.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I am wondering if people are getting one of Russell's reviews mixed up with one of his books.

I downloaded his stupid book called "Why I’m Making it Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get in Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans in Federal Court" and in pdf form it is only 8 pages and I can't find any references to "suck me my penis" or “She kissed me in a way that helped my disability”.

He deleted the graphic sex parts.

I know Rekeita is now lolcow non grata, but I've relistened to his readings of Greer's book several times, and iirc the episode where he read this pamphlet was when he had Russell's previous boss Corey on. The line is "She began to suck me my penis". From what I remember, Sriracha (the other host) had to find the redacted sex scene separately since it is not included in the current version.

 

[SargonF00t]

He deleted the graphic sex parts.

I know Rekeita is now lolcow non grata, but I've relistened to his readings of Greer's book several times, and iirc the episode where he read this pamphlet was when he had Russell's previous boss Corey on. The line is "She began to suck me my penis". From what I remember, Sriracha (the other host) had to find the redacted sex scene separately since it is not included in the current version.

So no one here has the link to the original version of the "book" then?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

So no one here has the link to the original version of the "book" then?

I think I have a copy of it. It may have the sex?

 

[The Great Citracett]

So no one here has the link to the original version of the "book" then?

We haven't found it yet. The original seemed to include his entire experience with the hooker in full detail.

Here's a post I made about it with the surviving section.

 

[NoosJunki]

We haven't found it yet. The original seemed to include his entire experience with the hooker in full detail.

Here's a post I made about it with the surviving section.

Ron Howard as Narrator: "Her pussy was not tight at all."

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I know Rekeita is now lolcow non grata, but I've relistened to his readings of Greer's book several times, and iirc the episode where he read this pamphlet was when he had Russell's previous boss Corey on.

I guess now would be a good time to bring up something I've been thinking about for a couple months now; I've dug trough the thread and I'm pretty sure we don't have the Cory video archived, and we really should. It, when Rekieta and Null talked, and the video where he had Nippleless Woman (A person who was "friends" with Russ in college and who used to post here, for those of you who don't know) talked really should be archived, because they do contain valuable insight and information about Greer we didn't know, and they're currently at the whims of a cokehead. I started trying to go through the catalog of Rekieta Greer content to pull out what's good to have and what can be left to the internet after Christmas, but then real life hit me like a ton of bricks. Also, not all of the videos related to Greer can be found just by searching "Greer" on his channel. My point is, if any autists want to volunteer to start sitting through 3 hour long Cokey streams to find gems and anyone wants to take on processing and archiving them to the site, we really should.

To start, here's the link to the original Cory video. If you're new to Shitlips you really should watch it, even with all the distractions and giggling hearing about Greer in the wild is priceless.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Every month there's more shenanigans with this dickhead isn't there.

In 2025 Russell v Moon has had nearly 100 electronic court filings, in that year alone.
That's like a new pdf document to comb through every three or four days.
And that's for just one of the three ongoing lawsuits he's currently engaged in. (Moon, Aguilar, Viatron)
With all that action I can understand the level of discussion.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I guess now would be a good time to bring up something I've been thinking about for a couple months now; I've dug trough the thread and I'm pretty sure we don't have the Cory video archived, and we really should. It, when Rekieta and Null talked, and the video where he had Nippleless Woman (A person who was "friends" with Russ in college and who used to post here, for those of you who don't know) talked really should be archived, because they do contain valuable insight and information about Greer we didn't know, and they're currently at the whims of a cokehead. I started trying to go through the catalog of Rekieta Greer content to pull out what's good to have and what can be left to the internet after Christmas, but then real life hit me like a ton of bricks. Also, not all of the videos related to Greer can be found just by searching "Greer" on his channel. My point is, if any autists want to volunteer to start sitting through 3 hour long Cokey streams to find gems and anyone wants to take on processing and archiving them to the site, we really should.

To start, here's the link to the original Cory video. If you're new to Shitlips you really should watch it, even with all the distractions and giggling hearing about Greer in the wild is priceless.

Here's the playlist I use, for any archivists. I only listen to the ones where they're reading Greer's writing, but the other videos might have stuff of value.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

In 2025 Russell v Moon has had nearly 100 electronic court filings, in that year alone.

It's moreso that (until recently where he's a bit repetitive, fucking chatgreept) every one of those 100 filings was weird and bizarre and new - even the responses from Hardin would often NOT just be a rehash of what was already known. The absolute twists in 2025 are insane; I call on anyone to claim they called one of the big ones, let alone all. Just off the top we have the eager (but much dead) witness, the let's hold the hearing during my whoremongering in unrelated city council meetings, and the whole IFP kerfuffle. Just absolute batshit. Most of these lolsuit threads proceed pretty normally if you wanna know the truth about it, but this one is insane.