DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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In today's business meeting, the mature adult with a business degree Phil Burnell introduced the AES system for rating games.

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Like a true businessman, Philip has survived by introducing the same product as a different thing for 18 years.

"I don't do it for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. Begs are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like begging, preferably big begs. That's how I get my kicks."
-Philip P. Burnell
The Art of the Squeal
 
pretty much, Usernames and messages sent from them, dates and times.

If you make something doing that it would be awesome!
Well, I have it archiving the youtube chat now, but getting previous live stream chat's backfilled will be difficult. You can check it out at: detractors.win

Feel free to offer suggestions or critiques, its all a work in progress. I will add Kick Chat archives soon as well.
 
Retard Man plays like a retard. Teammate asks him if he's playing with his dick. Immediately Phil goes into DA TROLL mode.

Rent. Free.

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Phil turning off voice chat in a squad based game while sprinting aimlessly towards the horizon like a retarded dog would be considered the worst behavior of any other streamer if they did that, but since it's Phil it's like his 6th most annoying tendency.
 
He doesn't wanna play Hardguard again tomorrow alright? So lazy he can't even pronounce words properly.



This idiot keeps talking about Overwatch and how addictive Overwatch was, normal adults do not talk about addiction and craving this much Phil. Normal adults don't "crave" video games. I think he's just thinking about his addictions to gin and mobile games a lot and it comes out in words, but also he only knows like 50 words total and thus lacks any other way to describe what he's feeling. Fucking lightbulb-headed alien.
 
Retard Man plays like a retard. Teammate asks him if he's playing with his dick. Immediately Phil goes into DA TROLL mode.

Rent. Free.

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He'll be wage quitting this after 3 days.

Also I bet sooner or later he will start going "EAT IT!" meltdown mode on Shooter trolls. Maybe not this game, nor the next one, but I can see it happen.
 
How is it possible that he keeps putting the "pig" in "pigroach" and he doesn't care? Seeing him shovel slop into his mouth really has you wondering if Dave and Linda ever took Phil out to dinner, and paid the staff to look the other way.
 
How is it possible that he keeps putting the "pig" in "pigroach" and he doesn't care? Seeing him shovel slop into his mouth really has you wondering if Dave and Linda ever took Phil out to dinner, and paid the staff to look the other way.
Wdym? Is there something abnormal about this, sir? Doesn't everyone eat food like it's LTG's BBC and they're trying to choke on it?

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How is it possible that he keeps putting the "pig" in "pigroach" and he doesn't care? Seeing him shovel slop into his mouth really has you wondering if Dave and Linda ever took Phil out to dinner, and paid the staff to look the other way.
Is anyone even paying for DSP Tries It anymore? I think he just enjoys making people suffer his presence.
 
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