Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Throughout the day he went to great lengths to avoid the people from Google at the conference (there were a lot of them) but would crash land into conversations involving anyone else, inserting himself into the conversation regardless of how people reacted or how little acknowledgement he received.
I'm reminded of the "Hammerhead Bob" character from "Dilbert":

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Since there's nothing really going on with this fucking troon, I thought I'd animate a classic someone else made from a few years ago.

 
Well there's him dunking on fatrick, but that's more of a fatrick thing and he wasn't the only one doing it.
Oh yeah I saw that screenshot, did it double take, and cracked a couple ribs. Did not expect that one coming!
 
This is when I noticed the smell coming from him, kind of how laundry smells if you forget to take it out of the washer for a couple of days - stale, and mildew-ey.
I no longer have to imagine the smell...

Bacterial infections or candida are the most likely candidates. Given this is elliot we're talking about, his immune system is likely already wrecked, so he's no doubt riddled with candida thrush. I bet his tongue looks like a sheepskin rug these days.
 
I no longer have to imagine the smell...

Bacterial infections or candida are the most likely candidates. Given this is elliot we're talking about, his immune system is likely already wrecked, so he's no doubt riddled with candida thrush. I bet his tongue looks like a sheepskin rug these days.
It could just be that he leaves his clothes in the washer. Everything about him screams “domestic incompetence.”
 
Didn't that brickfaced rapist faggot actually do some work for ICE back in the day?

I remember reading something to that effect.

Someone should remind him in the comments.
 
Didn't that brickfaced rapist faggot actually do some work for ICE back in the day?

I remember reading something to that effect.

Someone should remind him in the comments.
Yes he did.
 
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