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A different MTG women's organization, Birds of Paradise, has recently been going through drama when one of its officers chose to accuse everyone of transphobia over a minor disagreement. The woman in question:

Commandzoe / Command Zoe / commandzoemtg / MonkeyInATopHat / Zoe Ley / Michael Ley / Michael Kenneth Ley
Born May 1989, 36 year old tabletop player, Aspiring film maker and streamer from Bloomington, Indiana. Previously lived in Voorhees, New Jersey. He would write and blog about fantasy football during college. Attended Drexel University in Philadelphia and produced a video for his senior project there called The Affair.
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His old Reddit account is banned but some of the data from there shows him discussing sports over a decade ago and working in a porn industry.
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Now we get into his more explicit side as he posts about sex.
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He blames a minor in an incident involving grooming and he actually believes minors can consent.
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He mentions shaving his own ass.
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There are also some very questionable posts that he's made.
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Shortly before his Reddit account got the hammer, He would argue with others who disagreed with the mask mandate and freak out when someone wants to keep their mask off.
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Oh, this article is fucking beautiful. Trannies "fearing" for their lives under Trump have sought asylum in the Netherlands.

1: Customs thought some were joking at the airport when they requested asylum.

2: They're in a camp that is basically a prison with some having to sleep outside in tents due to overcrowding.

3: Real Asylum seekers from 3rd world shit holes think they're nuts and their dream is to one day make it to America which they see as paradise.

4: They will likely be denied when all is said and done.

Here's the story.

There's a podcast that goes with that.



The only new information in it is that Nox has run away with her grandmother. No mention of what her parents are doing, but dad is black and mum white, so draw whatever conclusions you want from that. Maybe I should add this to the thread in A&N and see if they reach the same ones.
 
View attachment 8454854 Sharty recently dug up alot on this troon (frankly he deserves his own thread) some Russian immigrant living in America. Pedophile
>This character specifically designed to be counter-cultural would be actually based if she just supported every current-year establishment shitlib thing instead of being a rebel!

"People" like this are the reason girls like Amelia are so rare. If she was like this comic she'd be the one reporting Charlie for wrongthink.
 
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Good grief man, why does everything pure have to turn out to be sexualised all the time. What drives someone to desire to corrupt and subvert, especially with something sexual like a "lesbian polycule"......
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Oh.
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Ohhhh...............
I see.
I saw that first tweet and called it from a mile away. Troons and being obsessed with lebsians, every single time
 
This guy teaches dance classes. There are a bunch of pictures on his insta where I guess he's pretending it's showing off his costumes, but it's just a shot of his torso in a bra-top and undies basically. I hope he gets the chop and loses his ability to dance 😊
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I just know he's got a voice like Doctor Girlfriend/Mrs. The Monarch and gets way too touchy feely on anyone he's "instructing." :c
 
Behold a freshly minted sandal nigger tranny.

Typical tranny behaviour makes "noise" industrial without any actual music involved.

Of course the "music" it's trying to produce is just high pitched squeals and distortion, most likely to drown out the screams of terror from it's future child bride.

Of course one band camp account isn't enough have another one where it's music is free and even out of pity no one wants to listen to this shit.

But Caroline loves poetry about dead naming, please enjoy a recent foray into dead naming and "cesnur".

It is not often for me that I indulge in these sorts of discourses in public-facing settings such as Substack. But as someone committed to the dignity and honor of all trans people, especially those of my kin in religion and in academia, I am compelled to speak out on, and harshly denounce, the deadnaming and misgendering of Be Scofield by Rosita Šorytė, the writer for the magazine Bitter Winter, which is itself edited by Massimo Introvigne, the founder of the so-called “Center for Studies on New Religions” (CESNUR), an organization which has been routinely criticized for its history of using the name of academic neutrality to push support for authoritarian cults such as the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and more recently, the Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light (AROPL). Be Scofield is an anti-cult journalist and activist who recently wrote an exposé on the

Comarde Wahid puts it perfectly for Caroline

aforementioned Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light, or as my dear friend and comrade Wahid Azal puts it, the “Ahmadi Religion of Plagiarism and Laundering”, which I believe to be more accurate given my understanding of that organization, its writings, and its beliefs.

Links to the Instagram appear to be down or shitting out due to a VPN. I'm sure Caroline is a devout Sandal nigger "woman" who'd never show of her stink ditch.
 
Sorry in advance for powerlevelling but
I am witnessing my friend troon out in real time. He talks about "losing control from taking hormones" and incomprehensible things like "sugar rush awooooooooooga bark bark yiff yiff grrrrrrrrr" or "NYANPASUNYANPASUNYANPASUNYANPASUNYANPASU" (truncated but you get the point) out in public and some other things I cannot consult a dictionary for. Any tips on how to delay his artificially induced tranzheimers from completely nuking his brain and also the eventual conversion into man-hole? I have enough reason to believe he is not shitposting irl and is actually insane.
:'(

Adding to what others have said here, if you're a woman he's probably fantasizing about wearing your skin a la Jame Gumb. Stay safe, fellow kiwi.


The Bogdanoff twins if they had survived COVID.
 
On the internet you can find anything. Even people so strange you wonder whether any of what they say is real. One of these people is DarkTopaz1312, a 65 year old transgender anal slut, bottom, cock whore, cumdumb and piss slut from Phoenix, Arizona. What is fascinating about this guy is what extreme things he claims he has experienced. He says that he has been a streetwalking transgender whore in the 80s, that he has been victim of institutionalized and organized prison rape by inmates and guards, that he has lived in hobo camps and that he has been abducted and 'held in human slavery in real life not fantasy' for several years.

Transgender sub bottom whore to be used and degraded in sex and kink one on one or in groups.
Luv being in pictures, videos and streamed.
I am a piss whore & cum dump.
I am trash to be used in NSA, filled with cum, pissed on, and disposable.
I like to be used with no regard to what I want.
I like to feel raped and used as an object to fulfill your desires and use me to act out your fantasies on.
I myself have very dark and taboos with me as the victim.
I am a bottom only and always.
I am a BBC slut.
I love dark forbidden psychological lustful sick and twisted desires of men play out using me as an object an victim, with other of age consenting adults.

  • I luv being a street whore.
  • I luv having pimps, drag queens, crossdressers, transgender people, be the ones to decide what guys I have to be with sexually and in kink, I like not having a say in who gets to fuck me, use me, degrade me and piss on me.
  • I have strong be a rape victim/gang raped " fantasies. "
  • Luv being used and degraded in sex and kink.
  • I have strong Autassassinophilia fantasies.
    NOTE: I cannot host.
    NOTE: All images of people in A.I. pictures have been instructed via A.I. prompt to be at least over 21 years of age, if not older.

In real life, not fantasy I was actually abducted and held against my will in human slavery for approximately 5 years, 9 months, before I made my escape just by dumb luck.
And I am using A.I. to tell the story of my real life experiences being held in human slavery.

**** Not engaging with black squares, and black squares with question marks, I show myself, you can too. **** Black Squares get blocked by me.
His writing style is weird in the way that signals a need for an anti-psychotic prescription and honestly, he seems kind of slow in the head. Documenting his lunacy is a challenge, because he only ever reveals little tidbits, mostly under the pictures he is posting. In true schizo fashion tranpa repeats certain key phrases and mixes in semi related fantasies and events.

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What did Mario and Luigi ever do to deserve this guy dressed as a crackwhore eating at their kindergarden, preschool, restaurant?
His profile is extensive. The guy has been active on fetlife for less than a year and has already joined more than 650 groups, posted 1.400+ pictures and 50 various texts, not counting picture descriptions.
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His fetishes center around nigger dick, drug abuse, getting raped, anonymous use and getting pissed on.

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Many of his picture descriptions read like wet dreams. I seriously hope that there are not enough degenerates running around for him to have been fucked by 8 guys in one day, or have been drugged up and fucked on drug withdrawal.
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Other things that totally happened are his supposed experiences as an 80s streetwhore. Since that was 'before mobile phones', DarkTopaz hasn't posted a single picture from that time. Instead he 'described this to A.I. and made [these pictures] which [are] surprising accurate and capture the mood'. That's one of the repeating phrases. It's unclear whether some of these totally not made up things happened in modern times. It's all short on verifyable details.
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Around 2018 he supposedly performed with a black tranny in the 'Midnight Circus'. As that was in the dark times before Steve Jobs brought the masses the phone, he only has AI generated pictures.
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He also alleges that he has been victim of human trafficking and organized prison rape. His proof? Screenshots from websites.
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Of course, he's also put out several deranged texts.

Being a whore:​

For me personally one of the things I have notice about being a street whore is:
I will be punished and shamed for not being a whore enough.
I will be punished and shamed for being to much of a whore.
So I just learned to accept as a whore being in that situation, and embrace the punishment, but I reject the shame, nothing shameful about being a consenting adult doing sex work.....

Being Nasty​

I let a 63 year old black homeless man puke on my body and in my mouth, because he wanted to, and I wanted to serve BBC by doing what he wanted me to do, letting myself be used and degraded like that. ( I also sucked him off ).
Did I do the right thing?
Hope to do it again for him.

Pimps​

In my life I have had many pimps, old school pimps, who would look out for his girls, not just exploit them.
Seems like the art of being a pimp is being lost.

  • I have had, white, latin, native, and black pimps.
    Right now just being a weekend whore I have no pimp.
    But when I do get a pimp again I am going to try getting a black crossdresser, drag queen, or transgender person as my pimp.

V coding happen to me​

V coding happen to me when I was in lock up. See Link.
Including being walked naked by the guards and another con, though the areas of the prison in front of the other prisoners, why the guards yelled fresh meat, tranny and it, about me.
I was given to different prisoners, and was cell mate with them. I was also taken regularly to solitary to be fucked by the guards.
This was before cells phones.
Sometimes I think about doing something minor to go back in, where cons have cell phones, and let them video me in this abuse for them to sell online, and I know they will keep the money from it and I will not get a penny, and that's OK I am to be used and degraded.

Not my choice​

Adults only of course.
My body not my choice.
My story, I was abducted held in human slavery for years. I had unspeakable things done to me and with me.
I had no choice who I was with, how they used me, when they used me.

  • I was V coded in jails and prison, pretty much the same I had no choice in who used me, when they used me.
  • Most of my adult life I was trafficked, had pimps and had little say who used me.

Now free of the life I wrote about above, not held by captors, not in prison, no pimp, for right or wrong, I have ideas of going back to lock up, small sentence year or less just to be V coded and have no choice who I am with and what is done sexualy/physically to my body.
Overall being held in human slavery was hell, but I think fondly of the way my body was given to others to used and abused and I had no say in the matter.
Even when I had pimps, and was trafficked I had a degree of being out in the world, but I still had to be used by men sexually and physically with little choice and no regard to I felt about it, I had to me a quota of " X" amount of men a night or I would be punished.
**** My body, not my choice!!! I miss being used sexually and physically and not having any say in who, how or where.
And I want to get myself put in that position again, at least for a few years, most likely by getting a pimp.
My captors held my in real human slavery, and now I have the mindset I don't feel satisfied unless I am being used and degraded, with no choice of who I am with and what is being done to me.
My body, for you to enjoy, my body but not my choice.

Words I use and their meaning.​

Words I use and their meaning.
Even on Fetlife sometimes I can't write open and free. So to avoid confusion here is a list of words I use and their meaning.
I will add to this list words as I find the need.

  • Whore - having sex or kink with someone, one in one or in groups for money or goods. ( Note don't ask me how much I charge as a whore on Fetlife, that's a FL rule violation ).
  • Slut - having sex or kink with someone, one on one or in groups and not charging them.
    Pimp - some one who helps set up tricks ( customers ) for me, handles the money and times and places guys see me as a whore at.
    Owner/Mistress - the person I am in servitude too, and " owned " by.

Whore and/or CNC rape​

When I go out, for whoring or just doing everyday tasks, I try to dress so men, CDs and other transgender ladies see me as a whore to be used and degraded in sex and kink, and that I turn tricks.
I try to dress so men and CDs will fondled and grope my tits and body in public, especially total strangers to me.
I like to dress to make myself a target in CNC rape with me as the victim, one on one or group rape of me.
Luv to be used and physically degraded.

DARK MATTERS - Learned what to say.​

CNC
If I am raped, but pretty much can get up and walk away, even if after a period of being unconscious.
I will not report to the police.
Because I have high get raped desires.
If I have to go to the hospital, they have a duty to report. But I pretty much learned what to say, so they get no information from me, or sometimes, dodge that whole process altogether.
So......CNC at least from my view.

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In this text the guy alleges that his real human captors, not fantasy brought their free-range sex slaves pizza and ice creams and a VHS with movies on new years eve.

New year's eve day......​

When I was being held in real human slavery, not fantasy, I was not the only one my captors held. And our captors told us New Year's Eve was the most dangerous night of the year for sex workers and not send us out on that night.
Starting about 6 am on December 31, with music blaring us slaves had to deep clean the building we were in.
When we got done, usually late afternoon early evening our captors would bring in a VHS for us with videos, and get us pizzas and ice cream and other food treats, and we were not to resume sex work until January 2

tl;dr: Tranpa tells stories about his time as a human sex slave and tranny whore.

This guy is either worthy of having his life story documented in detail in a museum or full of shit.
 
Good grief man, why does everything pure have to turn out to be sexualised all the time. What drives someone to desire to corrupt and subvert, especially with something sexual like a "lesbian polycule"......

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DOB: January 31st 1990, 35 year old writer, Reviewer and Warhammer fan from Stamford, Connecticut. Previously lived in Darien and Bridgeport, Connecticut while growing up in Anchorage, Alaska. He was a canvasser for Mark Begich's 2008 campaign in Alaska when he was 18. He later Attended Norwalk Community College after moving.
He began as a Sales Associate for TBI Computer and then a Canvasser for ConnCAN- Connecticut Coalition for Achivement Now. He then became a page designer for legalforms.org and taught at The Bridge Academy. He taught at the Boys & Girls Clubs of America and currently works in the Disney-ABC building in NYC.
(Featuring 37 year old Xandy Peters / Alexandra Peters whom he lives with.)
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Poor Gender Representation page he made on Themarysue in 2016 regarding his favorite game. A
James McConnaughy said:
Hi. My name is James, and I love Warhammer.


Warhammer, for those of you who aren’t aware, is one of the longest running and most popular miniature games, created and developed by Games Workshop, and split into two settings: the fantasy version, on, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar (formerly Warhammer Fantasy Battle, something I am still very upset about) and the sci-fi setting, Warhammer 40,000 (AKA Warhammer 40k, or just 40k).


While I used to play Fantasy (and still theoretically do, even if I haven’t touched my collection since the shift to to Age of Sigmar), this article will primarily focus on the more popular, and more widespread, Warhammer 40k. What is the focus of the article, you ask?


Well, if you love something, you must be willing to criticize it and acknowledge its flaws, and while there are many flaws with Warhammer, the one we’re here to examine today is gender representation of the grim darkness of the far future. You’d better settle in, because this is a doozy.a doozy.



AUTHOR’S NOTE: For the purposes of this article, unless otherwise stated, we are assuming that every model’s gender lines up with their sexual characteristics. Obviously, it’s possible that your entire Space Marines Chapter identifies as women, but since we can’t ask the models how they identify, we have to base it on what the model looks like, and how the background is written. We’re mostly concerned with official representation anyway, as entering the hornet’s nest of conversions, headcannons, and proxies would drive the author to madness.e the author to madness.


Let’s cut straight to the heart of the matter with the biggest and most well known aspect of the the Warhammer 40k universe: the Space Marines. The Space Marines (extremely quick version: 7-foot-tall genetically enhanced soldiers) are easily the most iconic army in 40k and also by far the most widespread.


They have six different armies: Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines, Space Wolves, Grey Knights, Dark Angels, and Blood Angels, and of the many people I’ve played with, only a handful don’t play one of them (myself included). They’re also the vanguard of the company and the setting as a whole, with so much more representation in novels, audio dramas and video games than any other faction, it’s frankly a little nuts. They are, in more ways than one, the face of not just ace of not just Warhammer 40k but of Games Workshop as a whole.



And they can only be men.


I mean, they can’t only be men men theoretically, and that’s where it gets irritating. See, according to the background (usually called fluff by those who play lay 40k), only men can be turned into Space Marines, because … you know what, the reasons are just too stupid to go into, and this immediately presents the first major hurdle when discussing the sexual politics of of Warhammer 40,000: trying to actually discuss it.


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See, the lack of any real female representation in the game is a well known issue, but whenever someone tries to bring up that maybe the largest and most pervasive army in the setting should maybe stop being a No Girls Allowed club, everyone will immediately inform them that Space Marines can’t be girls. Trust me, I know. This has happened to me. Repeatedly.dly.


This is what Dan Olson called the Thermian Argument. If you want to go more in-depth, you should watch his three videos on the subject, but the basic idea is that this is a method of arguing around criticism by simply using the in-universe explanation for why something is the way it is to shut down the discussion.


So thus, whenever the subject of perhaps making a handful of the thousands of Space Marines female, the immediate response is that, according to the fluff, Space Marines can scientifically only be male. This is, of course, nonsense; the science of Space Marines is the science of creating a 7-foot-tall, 800-pound immortal super soldier, and any arguments about scientific accuracy go out the window when you remember that this monstrosity is supposed to be able to fly. The pseudo-science behind the lack of female Space Marines has a few lines about male chromosomes, but it’s all made up science for a made up world, so there’s no actual science stopping Games Workshop from changing it. There is no logical reason why Space Marines can’t be female. Period.ale. Period.



So we have a setting where the most powerful, well-known, and iconic faction is entirely male. This is already a poor starting point, since it pushes any and all female presence to the far background, but it’s only when one examines the gender representation of the other groups that we start to realize how bad this issue really is. is.


To get the fairly obvious out of the way, Space Marines are, as established above, entirely male. Adepta Sororitas, AKA the Sisters of Battle, are entirely female. (Don’t worryl we’ll address the Sisters in a bit. I’m getting to them.) Orks are supposedly genderless, being overgrown fungus (really), but are coded male from top to bottom, and are referred to by male pronouns, so they’re pretty much entirely male, as well. Necrons and Adeptus Mechanicus, being robots and humans who have been irrevocably altered with robotic parts, are functionally genderless. Tyranids are basically bugs, so again, genderless. Daemons are … well, s are … well, demons, so their gender is basically nil, so we’ve got another genderless faction there.ere.



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That leaves with the Eldar (space elves), Dark Eldar (mean space elves), Tau (alien communists), Imperial Guard/Astra Militarum (WORLD WAR 2 IN SPAAAAAACE) and Inquisition (you know the joke) as vanguards of gender equality, easily less than half of the factions in the game. For the most part, even these factions fall far short of being anything other than a boys’ club.lub.



To give credit where it’s due, some of these armies do pretty well. The Tau not only reference many of their warriors as being female with identical armor to the male versions of the same units, but also have an explicitly female character whose armor is is completely nonsexualized. Similarly, the Dark Eldar have a high number of female models in their basic units, and while the predominantly female Wych Cult units dress … 30; unfortunately, it’s not like their male counterparts in the Wych Cult units its dress any better.


The Inquisition does pretty well, with female Assassins and Inquisitors scattered throughout. Not quite parity, but in this game, we’ll take what we can get (I do try to love this game, remember?) The Eldar do … okay, but not great. They have a handful of female models in their basic units, and an all female (or according to certain sources, all identifying as female, which is as close as we’re going to get to transgender models). They even used to have a fairly major female character, although Iyanna hasn’t had a physical presence in the game since 3rd edition (we’re currently on 7th), so not as good as the other armies, but not so bad comparatively, right?omparatively, right?



Well, then we get to the Imperial Guard, which represents one of the biggest dropped balls when it comes to female representation in the grim darkness of the far future. I love the Imperial Guard. They’re probably my favorite faction that I don’t actively play, and I’ve always found them endlessly compelling. compelling.


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See, while the majority of the armies in the game are genetically engineered super soldiers, fearless robots, mindless aliens, or just plain backed up by some incredibly powerful technology, the Imperial Guard are normal humans, given one of the worst weapons in the game and armor that won’t stop most army’s basic weaponry, and sent out in numbers often reaching up into the billions. I’ve always loved that aspect of them—the normal human set against a war so much bigger than them that they can barely even comprehend it.mprehend it.


Since they’re often deployed in the billions, you might find it reasonable to assume that they pull troops from both genders, and while you’d be right (female troopers are definitely in the background, and there’s even a lesbian couple in one of the Ciaphas Cain novels), there’s not a single female guard le female guard model in any of their dozens of units. Okay, there’s one: a sniper in Colonel Schaeffer’s Last Chancers … in an army that will typically field an amount of infantry that borders on the absurd (I’ve seen armies push 100 models in medium sized games).um sized games).



What bugs me about that is how easy it would be to implement. A handful of additional torsos and heads, maybe some alternate poses, and bam, you’ve got yourself a mixed gender squad. The same technique has worked for many Dark Eldar and Eldar units, as well as (on the the Fantasy side of things) Dark Elves and Wood Elves … why is it that Elves seem to have better gender diversity than humans in in Warhammer?


Obviously, for some Imperial Guard regiments, a female soldier wouldn’t look much different from a male one, such as in in Armageddon Steel Legion (widely known to be the best Imperial Guard regiment), but you can’t tell me a female ale Catachan model wouldn’t look kickass. For a setting so eager to rip off off Aliens, they seem to have forgotten how awesome Vasquez was.


But there’s one more—one I mentioned at the top wen I was dividing the armies up by gender—one army that is entirely female. That’s the Adepta Sororitas, also known as the Sisters of Battle (and briefly known as the Witch Hunters). I’ve been saving the Sisters for last, because to me, the Sisters are special.are special.



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Sisters are one of the 5 full armies I currently play (alongside Eldar, Dark Eldar, Dark Angels and Mechanicus), and they’re one of my longest running, second only to Eldar. They’re also one of my absolute favorites, with a gorgeous model line and a fascinating background. The INCREDIBLY condensed version: They’re the extremely religious military of the human faction’s Church, but the Church is forbidden from having “Men under arms,” so their entire military has to be women. Oh, and when I say religious, I mean ligious, I mean religious; their ability to perform miracles is literally a gameplay mechanic.



They’re also one of my favorite to play, with a unique and highly aggressive playstyle that I’ve always enjoyed. And, not to toot my own horn, but they have one of the best win/draw/loss ratio of any army in my collection, with 14 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss since 7th edition started. That’s not to say they’re a top-tier army by any means, but they’re definitely solidly middle tier, and my affection for them is far from isolated; just a few days ago, one of my friends in my local group expressed an interest in them.an interest in them.


The problem is, they are prohibitively expensive and incredibly difficult to collect. The model line hasn’t been updated since 2004, which means that instead of buying a single box of 5-10 plastic models for a unit, you have to buy between 2 and 9 blister packs of 1-3 metal models. No other army is still metal, which incidentally makes carrying them around a workout.out.


This makes them expensive to collect. I’m not going to bring up figures, partially because the cost is available and partially because I’m a tiny bit ashamed of how much money I’ve sunk into this hobby. So instead, an example: A few months ago, I played a 1250-point game with my Sisters of Battle (for those of you who don’t play, each model is worth a certain number of “points” to put into play, and an average game uses 1500-2000 points) and decided to do a quick calculation on how much that army would cost in dollars if I was buying it new. I don’t want to say the figure (again, ashamed), but that 1250-point army would have easily payed for would have easily payed for 2000 points’ worthorth of my then recently started Dark Angels army.



The sisters also haven’t had a physical codex since 2011, which leaves the army in the position of having only 16 choices across the entire army (if that sounds like a lot, I should mention that most armies have 30 or more). It also means that if you want to play, you have to get the digital codex, which means either owning a tablet or lugging around your laptop. Due to the lack of different units, their armies tend to wind up looking … very similar.similar.


That, friends, is why the lack of female models in the Imperial Guard is only one of the bigger missed opportunities for female representation. They have an incredible, unique, fun to play army, with a great background and brilliant visual design, sitting in their universe, that they are doing nothing with.


Sisters are currently trapped in a self-perpetuating loop. They’re prohibitively difficult and expensive to play, so fewer people buy them, so Games Workshop never gives them new models or a proper codex, so they remain prohibitively difficult and expensive to play, so fewer … you see the issue. I’m sure Sisters would sell fine if they got a proper update, but because they currently sell so poorly, they’re unlikely to ever get updated.ver get updated.



I can forgive a lot of Games Workshop’s problems with female inclusion. I can forgive that they assume their fanbase is mostly men, and thus they don’t need to include female models. I can forgive the cheesecake presentation of a lot of a lot of the women that are there. I can even forgive the stupid boob-plate the Sisters of Battle wear, if only because it’s not more ridiculous than a lot of what the other armies wear. Fun fact: A Blood Angels unit wears armor with six packs and nipples on them. es on them. Check it out. What I cannot forgive, much less understand, is why GW allows one of their best and most unique armies to languish without any support.


We’ve established that the state of gender representation in in Warhammer 40k is a major problem at best, and a complete disaster at worst. So what’s the solution? Well, here’s one I seized upon while writing this article: I don’t know.8217;t know.


There are a lot of issues with female representation in most geek-related media, and while Warhammer is one of the most bizarrely lopsided, it’s not the only one, nor is it the most extreme, and people have been trying to find solutions to these problems for years. In In Warhammer, for example, I’ve seen people try to pressure Games Workshop to expand their female representation via sales (last year, a large-ish group of Sisters players coordinated to buy a specific Sisters of Battle model in order to show GW that there is a market for them), petitions (I’ve seen several petitions to GW, for everything from giving Sisters an update, to just including female models in the Imperial Guard), or just plain talking them up (this very article). The problem is that we don’t know if any of it is having any effect. any effect.



Games Workshop is a big company, and it changes slowly when it changes at all. For all I know, they’ve already heard the complaints about the lack of female representation in in Warhammer, and we just haven’t seen the effects yet, because the wheels are taking forever to move. I know they listen to their fans, as they eventually did with the 7th edition ion Fantasy debacle (again, an article for another day). The only thing to do is to keep up the pressure and make sure they know that people want to see more female representation in Warhammer.


… and you could play Sisters.ers.


James is a Connecticut-based, Alaskan-born cinephile with an obsession with The Room and a god complex. His interests include Warhammer 40k, the films of Nicolas Cage (both good and bad), and obscure moments in history. He writes movie reviews for Moar Powah under the name Elessar and also has a blog, where is reviewing every episode of The X-Files at I Want to Review. His twitter can be found at Elessar42, and his tumblr can be found at FootballInTuxedos.

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“It matters little and less to me what our stations are Lianna,” whispered Niya. “It matters little and less what the other nobles or my parents or your mother think. You wish to marry me. I wish to marry you. And it is indeed that simple.”

Niya Calneth, Dragon Princess of Caledor, has been betrothed to her childhood friend, Lianna of Tor Dranil, since they were teenagers. Despite 50 years apart while Lianna trained to become a Mage, Niya is fighting to return to her, and perhaps more importantly, make her betrothed understand she is permitted to want something.

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I trying to push past some writer's block on Dead Girl's Guide and I jotted down some notes on this idea to get myself going and found I just couldn't stop writing it. I can't promise any kind of update schedule, but these characters have me by the throat so I'll try to keep posting as quickly as I can.

Also not for nothing, but while Warhammer Fantasy is probably my first love when it comes to Warhammer, and High Elves my first love in Warhammer Fantasy (I played High Elves before I even picked up 40k, and I grabbed them the instant they were available in Old World), I am not an expert on all of their lore, and a lot of my memories of it are fragments from 3 editions of Warhammer Fantasy lore and another edition of Old World Lore. I can't promise there's nothing I'll put in this story that isn't contradicted by a Black Library novel I've never read, but this is pretty much just for my own edification, so let's not take that too seriously.


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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text​


Come on Liana,” called Niya from the path ahead. Lianna sighed as she tried to hike up a little faster. Even at 12, when the differences between children in physical ability were still slight at best, Niya was far more athletic, and Liana was painfully aware the gap was likely to only grow. Still, Niya was determined to show her the throne that had been carved out of the rock at the pinnacle of the mountain, and Liana was determined not to disappoint her.



Clambering over a rock, Niya turned back to beckon to her, and once again Lianna was struck by how perfect her friend was. Niya was tall for her age, like as not to grow taller, flowing blonde hair that never seemed to tangle or get in her way, strong and brave and already a brilliant swordswoman and rider. Her parents gushed about how she would make a fine Dragon Prince, how she had taken to her lance and armor like she was born to them.



Lianna was, she knew, more than a little bit enamored with her, but despite Niya's protests to the contrary, she suspected she would never be able to act on those desires. Where Niya was tall and fair, the picture of a perfect elf warrior maiden, Liana was slight and weak, her Nagarythe blood making her skin pale and her hair dark, pulled back into a tight braid to keep from tangling. She often felt self conscious standing next to her friend, watching other noble's eyes slide from one to the other like they were trying to understand a puzzle and she knew that someday Niya would grow tired of her.



Still, as she took Niya's hand and let her pull her the rest of the way up the path to the summit, she also knew would have to enjoy the time she had.



At the top of the mountain, Lianna looked out, her eyes automatically seeking Caledor's Repose, and the sea beyond it. It seemed so small from up here. True, they hadn't begun from the base of the city itself, Niya's family's castle was built part way up the mountain, but still, she hadn't expected it to be so small.



But Niya wasn't trying to get her to look down at the city, she was pulling her insistently along the summit. “Come on, come look,” she said, sounding a little less like a great elf warrior and more like a petulant child, denied her favorite toy. And Lianna, unable to ever deny her anything, followed.



A few yards away, carved from what looked to be a large boulder, was a stone seat. It looked a little crude now, but Liana knew that was just its age, when it was new it had supposedly been a seat fit for a queen, and even now after decades of weather, she could still see the outlines of the runes and the symbols that were carved into the back, a Dragon and Pegasus rampant, wrapped in a ribbon, that united them both still the symbol of Niya's house centuries later.



I know it's not much to look at now,” Niya said suddenly shy as Lianna inspected it. “But it was carved 1,200 years ago by my great great grandmother.” She led Lianna gently forward and turned her, Lianna sitting down obligingly. “If you look,” and she turned to gesture out, blanching a little at the weather, “well...you can't see right now, but on a clear day you can see through that gap in the mountains, clear out to Vaul's Anvil. She carved it so her wife could watch the Cave of White Stars for her return.” She sighed, staring out at the mountains, her voice suddenly taking on a wistful quality. “Can you imagine being Alyssa? Riding the White Terror into the mountains, knowing the person you love the most is waiting, watching for your return?”



Lianna was quite lost for words; She knew that Niya admired her great grandmother more than any other elf. She was the last member of House Calneth to ride a dragon into battle and the tale of her love story with Estrielle, the Eye of the High Vale, was well known enough to be a popular song among elf women, especially those who preferred the company of other women. That, the emotion in her friend's voice, combined with the sight of Niya, her hair flowing in the mountain wind, had stuck Lianna temporarily dumb.



Unfortunately when Niya turned to look at her, she realized that her silence had been interpreted as dislike. “I'm sorry, I should have known it wouldn't be much to look at, a rock chair carved a thousand years ago-”



Lianna knew she had to cut her off before she went too deep into her self recrimination. “Niya, of course I love it,” she said with whole-hearted sincerity reaching out to snatch her friend's fingers. “You just spoke so passionately about it that I was temporarily robbed of speech. It's beautiful and I love what it means, to you and to your family.”



Niya's face, which had fallen when she'd begun apologizing was now brightened again. “Truly? You would not lie to spare my feelings?”



Of course not, you made me promise never to lie to you,” responded Lianna. Not that she could; Niya seemed to be able to instantly read when she was being less than honest.



Niya was now beaming and looked back out over the mountains, sighing happily, still letting Lianna hold her hand. “When we're married, if the White Terror awakens to let me ride him, do you think you'll wait here to see me return to the Cave?”



Lianna's breath caught in her throat; She didn't fail to notice the difference in word choice there. The White Terror awakening was an If. Niya would be the fourth generation of her family to try and awaken the dragon after the passing of Alyssa, and even she wasn't arrogant enough to think it would come easy. Her marriage to Lianna however was a When, as unchangable as if they were already announced. She always spoke of it that way.



Lianna smiled weakly, not wanting to let herself get lost in the fantasy of being married to Niya, but also not wanting to discourage it. “Estrielle was known throughout Ulthuan for her eyesight Niya, my eyes are far weaker-”



Niya interrupted by rounding on her and Lianna couldn't help but shrink back into the throne, even though she knew Niya would never harm her. “My lady,” Niya said sternly, her voice shifting into what Liana privately called her Knight Voice. “I have told you many and more times that no one can speak ill of my betrothed.”



Lianna flushed and looked down. “It's true Niya, it cannot be said to be speaking ill if it's true-”



Niya's fingers captured her chin and lifted it so they were eye to eye. “Perhaps,” she said sternly. “But you never seem to let an opportunity to speak ill of yourself slip through your fingers. So I will not permit you to even say true things if you phrase them in such a way to speak ill of yourself. Am I clear?”



Lianna shivered as she stared into Niya's eyes and for a moment allowed herself to slip into the fantasy where she would, one day, marry her. “Yes Niya, I think I will wait up here to watch for you,” she said softly



Niya's smile could have replaced the sun.



53 years later:



Lady Niya Calneth, Noble of Ulthuan, Dragon Princess, The White Lance of Caledor, Slayer of the Vampire Willem von Carstein was being scolded by her mother, and she was bored by it. She was, frankly, bored by most things at this point. And so she was acting like a child.



“You knew his fellow Silver Helms were with him, why would you say that to him?” her mother asked, pinching the bridge of her nose.



“I was trying to be helpful,” Niya said idly, looking out the window.



“By giving him advice he'd memorized when he was a teenager?” Alarenth sighed. “You knew he would be mocked when you said it, it's why you said it.”

Niya swung her head around, smiling faux-sweetly. “Perhaps I was simply worried about my brother, he has always been awful at keeping his shield up.”



Her mother scoffed. “You are trying to be difficult.”



“I thought I was succeeding with flying colors,” replied Niya, still faux-sweetly.



“Niya!” snapped Alarenth, finally losing her patience. “Whatever he or anyone else may say of you, you are not intentionally cruel without being roused, so what did he say to rouse you?”



Niya drummed her fingers on the armrest of her chair for a moment, staring out the window again, and finally hissed “He...implied that I should begin courting Alarielle, the visiting Princess from Tiranoc. He said it in front of the rest of his friends as well. “It would be an advantageous match,” he said to me.”



Alarenth sat down, a little heavily, across from her daughter. “Oh Niya,” she sighed. “You know he meant well-”



“I am betrothed mother,” snapped Niya, turning her head to look at her.



“I know, I know,” she said raising her hands. She had tired of this argument long before Niya's father, eventually just agreeing to whatever Niya said regarding her betrothal. “But you must remember, he was a child when Lianna left for Saphery, he...” she paused for a moment, unwilling to put words or emotions in her son's mouth, “he does not remember what she meant to you.” The fact that Elcantel had always been closer to her husband, who had gone to his grave insisting that Niya's betrothal was a childish flight of fancy she needed to outgrow, went unsaid. Even 10 years later, her grief for Niya and Elcantel's father was too near.



Niya looked back out the window. “In any case, it matters little,” she said evenly. “I caught Alarielle and Tianna, her chariot driver, in the stables down by the coast.” She turned with a grin. “Evidently her parents consider Tianna to lowborn a woman to court their daughter but Alarielle disagrees.”



Alarenth swatted at her daughter's arm. “You shall not distract me with gossip.” She rose. “And if you do not agree to apologize you won't hear the news I originally called you here for.”



Niya raised her eyebrow. “News?” She was, even now, still intensely bored so any news important enough that her mother considered it leverage was interesting.



“You will apologize,” responded Alarenth, looking down her nose at Niya.


“I will apologize,” Niya parroted.



“In front of his friends.”



“In front of his friends, yes yes,” Niya said, waving her hand. “Mother, the news.”



Alarenth smiled. “You have been invited to a tournament.”



Niya, who had been sitting forward a bit, slumped back in her seat. “It is cruel to extract promises in exchange for pedestrian news.”



“Are you implying you would not be apologizing without me exerting leverage my daughter?” asked Alarenth evenly. Niya, who knew there was no safe answer, said nothing. “In any case,” she turned back to the table, “I believe this tournament should interest you. It is a tournament in Saphery, to celebrate the newest Mage graduates.” Niya was instantly sitting up. “And you were invited by one of them by name,” she continued, picking up a letter from the table.



Niya was across the room faster than Alarenth had ever seen her move outside of battle, snatching the letter from Alarenth's hand, heedless of how rude it was. She wasn't even paying attention to the text of the letter, her eyes were just drawn to one thing, the name at the bottom of it.



Lianna of Tor Dranil, Mage of the White Tower.



Lianna. Lianna. Lianna.



Lianna.

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The attitude of "they just think we're monsters" or "we're human you know" is the second most annoying thing trannies constantly claim (first is transwomen experience 4x as much violence at the hands of men than anyone else" - a woman is murdered by a man every three days, but I guess that's not violence).

Very few people hold the opinion that every tranny is a monster. I doubt there is a single person that honestly thinks than trannies are not actually human.

Lastly, all Kiwis are afflicted with the 'tism. But only a few of us let the 'tism win. Some people should just not gaze into the abyss, lest they become the abyss.
 
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