US Portland, Oregon Megathread - Tales from The Rose City

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Didn't see much of a thread regarding all the fine antics of Portland and the people who live there, so I thought to make one.

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Lesbian bar shuts down one week after opening because they weren't woke enough​



Doc Marie’s is a lesbian bar that opened on July 1st of this year with the hope of bringing more inclusivity to the city of Portland. But just one week after their grand opening they were forced to shut down because of complaints that the bar was not a “safe space.” Similar to the story I wrote a few weeks ago about the queer-owned cafe in Philadelphia that was shut down by employees for not being woke enough, Doc Marie’s was cannibalized by the woke mob.

The crowd on opening day was huge. One woman said that the line for entry on opening night was “wrapped around the block” with “literally 200 lesbians” waiting to get in.


But the excitement about a new progressive hangout dissipated quickly. Within days, Doc Marie’s found itself on the receiving end of accusations of not being inclusive enough for trans people and people of color. Despite mask mandates being lifted in Portland, patrons accused the bar of not implementing enough COVID safety measures. Patrons also claimed that Doc Marie’s had “culturally appropriative art” on the walls.
One TikToker, who says she attended the grand opening, breaks down the accusations against the bar:


Employees of Doc Marie’s created an Instagram page to echo these concerns. They claimed that the owners weren’t proactive enough in creating a safe space and accused the owners of racism. The employees also demanded that the bar host “free opportunities for education” for the community.

Eventually, the employees demanded the owners relinquish ownership of the bar and hand the business to them. The owners were given a “24-hour deadline” to adhere to the ludicrous demands.

Just five days after opening, the bar announced on July 6th that they had to close temporarily in order to address the cries from the woke mob for a “safe and inclusive space.”

Surrendering to the woke mob doesn’t appear to be working out in Doc Marie’s favor, as the bar remains closed with no public plan to reopen.




 
I hate the random explosions at 3am but otherwise love a good, loud 4th of July display.
Only people I see complain about fireworks are dog owners that think the entire world should revolve around the heckin' pupperinos and virtue signaling "pick me" parents of autistic kids (who also think the entire world should revolve around autists).
 
Only people I see complain about fireworks are dog owners that think the entire world should revolve around the heckin' pupperinos and virtue signaling "pick me" parents of autistic kids (who also think the entire world should revolve around autists).
Every July Nextdoor is filled with these people. I call BS. I had all kinds of dogs growing up. They were never traumatized. People anthropomorphize their pets too much.
 
It’s never actual good dogs that freak out constantly also. It’s always the annoying little rat dogs like poodles and chihuahuas or the disgusting inbred as fuck designer dogs with a host of medical problems like Frenchies. Neurotic basket case “dogs” owned by neurotic basket case people. Tale as old as time.
 
Only people I see complain about fireworks are dog owners that think the entire world should revolve around the heckin' pupperinos and virtue signaling "pick me" parents of autistic kids (who also think the entire world should revolve around autists).
I just tell mine to shut the fuck up in the same tone of voice I use for them barking at the garbage truck, a loud motorcycle going by, thunder, the timer going off on the microwave, etc. It's a tone that says "no threat, moron", and they settle down again and generally ignore it after that.
 
Standard Poodles are medium size dogs, 40-70lbs. Same size as retrievers, labs, and shepherds. They are also very mellow, like labs and retrievers.
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Like this adorable rascal, she's probably 40-50lbs, and I'd guess 2-3yrs old. So she's going to get a little broader in the chest.

None of my dogs are very happy about fireworks, and they usually come lay in contact with me when things are going off, but they don't have meltdowns. A lot of people are neurotic, and I've noticed a lot of people seem to be genuinely afraid of dogs. I have a shepherd that howls when she hears an ambulance, I think it's something about the tone of the siren.
 
I feel like in a normal society this would be a community standard thing. You'd have communities with air shows and fireworks, and you'd have communities with drone shows, and everyone could just go live together with people who do things the way they like. what a concept.
 
I just tell mine to shut the fuck up in the same tone of voice I use for them barking at the garbage truck, a loud motorcycle going by, thunder, the timer going off on the microwave, etc. It's a tone that says "no threat, moron", and they settle down again and generally ignore it after that.
When you have had this experience it really highlights how sick in the head these people are. They're projecting their neurosis onto their pets while their pets are looking for some consolation from their "pack leader." Poor dogs.
 
I know a really annoying socialist autist in Portland. What's the best way to piss him all the way off?
Any time I happen to talk to someone down on their luck, homeless or approaching homelessness, I recommend Portland to them. Maybe you can hang out in r/homeless all day telling people how great Portland is and then show the socialist all the people you are sending that need their help.
 
I know a really annoying socialist autist in Portland. What's the best way to piss him all the way off?
These people HATE recognizing the fact that a big portion of Portland's economy is based on a handful of huge, HUGE companies. And just for those who don't know, """Portland""" absolutely does include Gresham (nobody cares about it though), Beaverton, and Hillsboro. Nike is based in Beaverton, and Intel has a local office in Hillsboro where they do a ton of stuff including some chip fabrication IIRC. There's a couple other ones I'm sure I could dig up, but those two account for so many jobs around the city it's wild, especially the kind that affluent laptop-caste lefties inhabit. Also, these people LOVE ordering bullshit chinesium from Amazon.

It's very funny watching the cognitive dissonance kick in when you start going on about taxing the big corps and how CEOs shouldn't exist, they agree, then you go on about how Nike and Intel and REI and Amazon need to be run out of town and taxed into the dirt and call Phil Knight an enemy of the people. Granted, a lot of them are too stupid to connect the dots that Nike props up like 25% of Beaverton's economy, but usually you can get a rise out of them if you keep going and accuse anyone working at those companies of being complicit in, I dunno, economic genocide or something. For all their complaining about Americans and "temporarily embarrassed millionaires", these people are almost universally laptop-job strivers who want to make $100k working from home doing 3 hours of work a week and gooning to NON AI GENERATED furry porn.

Actually wait, that's a good one, find any news story you can about AI helping poor oppressed people. They all HATE AI anything unilaterally.

Oh and make fun of septum rings, and those patchwork tattoo styles where people just have a bunch of doodles all over their arms and legs, and dyed hair while you're at it, and those side-shave haircuts.
 
Nike is based in Beaverton, and Intel has a local office in Hillsboro where they do a ton of stuff including some chip fabrication IIRC. There's a couple other ones I'm sure I could dig up, but those two account for so many jobs around the city it's wild,
Wikipedia usually has a list of top employers in any given area:

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Aww, poor little protesters...
Recommend muting the audio.
 
Lake Washington got fucked up again because the homeless encampments next to it. The duck poop was always pretty bad, I think, but they were dumping motor oil and syringes and who knows what meth-cooking chemicals in there.
It's goose poop, but, yes, it's gross.

Some vagrants have taken up living in derelict boats which leak oil into the water, and of course the vagrants themselves are just shitting and pissing into the lake.
They did successfully run REI out of town, well, within the city limits. There are still ones in Tigard, Beaverton, Hillsburrito and Clackamas. But no longer any within the blast radius of Portland proper.
Vagrants doing what the wokies will not.
 
It's goose poop, but, yes, it's gross.
This nigga a genius birdologist and shit. Birdman from Alcatraz ass nigga. Peackockin' on me, struttin' his iridescent knowledge on me ass nigga. You ol' cladistically-informed, "dinosaurs probably had feathers", modern-therapod-knowin' ass nigga.
 
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