🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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The Un-Clit said:
What a fucking coom-brained idiot. He shares shit like this to the world and then gets mad at the Kiwi Farms for "making him look bad" when he gives us instant mockery material. :story:

I just can't even with this guy. SMH
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Do you think he thinks posts like this make him seem relatable and normal? Because if he does, he's wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
This has been debated a lot itt. General consensus is he's too whimpy to get a gun.

I agree that he's not going to get a gun and go postal. That requires effort and planning ahead, two things not his strong suit.

I am also of the opinion that he's much more likely to snap in the moment and use whatever is nearby as a weapon.
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A likely scenario is he has a temper tantrum on a hooker for saying something or doing something that gets under his skin and if they were in privacy then he could snap and try to punch her/choke her ect. It wouldn't be enough to kill obviously, but maybe she or a pimp snaps back and beats up Greer worse than whatever damage Greer did.

Then it leads to two court cases, one that is Greer vs The Police, and the other is Greer trying to sue the Hooker/Brothel involved. Both court cases would probably be documented heavily on the Farms.

No crazy ending, Greer would probably be fined and make it a pain for the court to collect that money, unless the court digs into Greer's previous issues with women and other hookers, maybe that would escalate the penalty.

Or maybe a Jeet truck driver randomly ends up on a collision course with Greer. A lot of people die in car accidents every year.
 
UncleTusky said:
Do we know how he got the idea that Olive Garden is a good location for a date? It's cheap and unlikely to give you food poisoning but that's about where the positives end.
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At least in my part of the woods it's not cheap anymore - super expensive 20$+ entrees that were microwaved from being frozen.
 
UncleTusky said:
Do we know how he got the idea that Olive Garden is a good location for a date? It's cheap and unlikely to give you food poisoning but that's about where the positives end.
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I'm sure the advertising during his hallmark movies (that he seems to think his life is) brings him to this.

Olive Garden ain't super bad (after all, it's always packed) but it's certainly family-oriented and there's better food for the money if you don't need that.
 
The Great Citracett said:
I'm just picturing him ramrodding unlimited breadsticks down his gaping maw like logs into a woodchipper...
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Indeed. If you want to be at your best for getting it on with a lady, even a hired one, loading up on the sodium-shitshow that is food from the Olive Garden isn't the route you want to go.
 
BIG BILL HELL'S said:
Bold of you to assume Rusty can afford a Costco membership.
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You don't need a membership. Go to the counter, get a pass and you can shop there but they impose a 5% surcharge on everything.

UncleTusky said:
Do we know how he got the idea that Olive Garden is a good location for a date? It's cheap and unlikely to give you food poisoning but that's about where the positives end.
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We know he took a whore there once and there's this idea in a lot of low-class circles that Olive Garden is somehow a good place to go. Either that or Red Lobster.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Olive Garden ain't super bad (after all, it's always packed) but it's certainly family-oriented and there's better food for the money if you don't need that.
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That doesn't mean it's good though. Fucking McDonald's is always packed at lunchtime and the drive through always has a dozen cars waiting so it's not exactly a high bar to clear.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
We know he took a whore there once and there's this idea in a lot of low-class circles that Olive Garden is somehow a good place to go. Either that or Red Lobster.
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His other go-to seems to be Cheesecake Factory.

That's where he took the one hooker who "robbed" him.
 
The Great Citracett said:
His other go-to seems to be Cheesecake Factory.

That's where he took the one hooker who "robbed" him.
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And the Coldstone Creamery, where he intended to take Taylor Swift on a hot date before going back home to suck him his penis and then record and produce his music. :lol:
 
Falcon Sebben said:
For Russtard it is.

He can't afford Olive Garden anymore so he needs to go cheap.
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From Olive Garden to Golden Corral. Woof. Talk about moving down in the world. Only street corner toothless crack whores will accept a date to the Golden Corral.

qewretrytuyiuoipop said:
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Look, we all knew this to be the case but, was this necessary to share?
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Just more of Rusty being a "Shock Jock"...

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
They could call him "three hot dogs a day" Greer, but that term may already be taken.
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That will be his nickname once he is finally enjoying prison after his mental break.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
That doesn't mean it's good though. Fucking McDonald's is always packed at lunchtime and the drive through always has a dozen cars waiting so it's not exactly a high bar to clear.
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True, depends on what "good" means. To me, "good" is solidly in the "slop" arena, where most restaurants (honestly) live - if they're amazing, they usually end up changing so as to be average again (usually by upscaling), and if their absolute shit they usually go out of business. For me, good is "not bad" and if it's bad, I'm never going back. I'll go to Olive Garden when it feels appropriate.

It's the ones that are small, owner has no desire to expand, but yet produce great food that are where you want to focus your energy on - or just eat the slop for cheap.

McDonald's customers see Olive Garden as an expensive night on the town.

Ah, all this is words words words to say that Russ could go to the best restaurant in the world and it wouldn't make a difference; he's still russ. (Of course, a true girlfriend/wife would be eating Costco chicken at the park with you, or fine dining in manhattan; it's not the what but the with whom.)
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Ah, all this is words words words to say that Russ could go to the best restaurant in the world and it wouldn't make a difference; he's still russ. (Of course, a true girlfriend/wife would be eating Costco chicken at the park with you, or fine dining in manhattan; it's not the what but the with whom.)
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This is the key. A date at a supermarket or the local water treatment plant is enjoyable and romantic with the right person.

With Russ, it’s just horror all round.
 
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