🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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No, the main problem is that Tom is into Belle Delphine child fetishizing uwu girls.
It's insane seeing people going "ah, all he did was fuck a girl into age play, that doesn't mean he is actually into that!"

You ain't fucking a girl that's into age play if you are not into that lmfao. Either bro is just a nasty sex pest (not good), or he is genuinely into age play & won't fess up (not good). There is no "aw, but he just wants to fuck" here (which, by the way, is a CRAZY thing to defend someone over), bro is genuinely a sicko.
 
It’s also a form of appeasement behavior, where nothing they say comes across as that serious (zoomers are allergic to real sincerity, they are cringe-poisoned whilst being very cringe)

Close friends with at least 2 even more disgusting pedophiles, one being @yummytastytreat, who draws amputee loli porn
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i think because his youtube randomly worked out he believes going into other avenues will immediately work out,
Not just Tom, believe it or not. A lot of Youtubers/streamers have that same delusion of grandeur. Sometimes
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it does actually work out.

Most of the time, however....
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it....doesn't, to put it charitably.
Also, she said Tom loves men, which... is great confirmation that bro is gay as hell.


Again, show me an Internet personality that isn't some form of sex pest, and I'll show you a goddamn unicorn. I sincerely hope this doesn't peter out into the night, but is a continuous and flowing stream of milk, not just for the sake of the women he's abused, but for the endless amount of LOLZ derived from this hypocritical gooner's downfall.
 
Man this sucks Turkey Thompson was my favorite long form lolcow content channel.
Never had him on any pedestal or any of that nonsense but he always seemed like the one i could bet on being a normal decent guy at the end of the day.

He isn't even a turkey either....
 
Ok, fully caught up on the thread and to summarize, our dear Turkey:
  • likes bashing women during sex, without their consent
  • likes filming women during sex without their consent
  • likes rape
  • is literally iphonesexual and can't get off unless gooning to the unconsented video of the sex he was literally just having
  • is into ageplay/lolicon whores (@sacramento89 and @left4dead notwithstanding)
  • Sends dickpics which are then leaked
  • is a discord gooner on main
And all of this while playing it off as a drama/kiwituber. Even as he has all these skeletons in the closet, never thinking that this could come to light and fuck him up?

:story:
 
Ok, fully caught up on the thread and to summarize, our dear Turkey:
  • likes bashing women during sex, without their consent
  • likes filming women during sex without their consent
  • likes rape
  • is literally iphonesexual and can't get off unless gooning to the unconsented video of the sex he was literally just having
  • is into ageplay/lolicon whores (@sacramento89 and @left4dead notwithstanding)
  • Sends dickpics which are then leaked
  • is a discord gooner on main
And all of this while playing it off as a drama/kiwituber. Even as he has all these skeletons in the closet, never thinking that this could come to light and fuck him up?

:story:
You forgot to add the fact he isn't even a turkey, otherwise spot on.
 
3:10 "She's hot even though she's crazy? No, she's hot because she's crazy"

3:40 "Beautiful princess syndrome, beautiful princess disorder dude she's got it"

4:21 "This girl probably should've just never been on the show, she's too crazy"
4:35 "It's okay to feel a little bad with her, err, sorry for her. I want to feel bad with her"

5:27 "I've never met a pleasant person with BPD? I mean there are pleasant people with BPD, the problem is when they start splitting you know they can be very rough to deal with, especially if you actually wrong them in some way then they will, they'll hold it against you forever it'll be like a crazy thing you have to deal with constantly just ruminating in the back of their mind. People with BPD obsess over details and little things it's so crazy".

6:01 "She's my perfect woman? That's what I'm saying dude"
6:11 "Do I sound like someone who's unsane? No, you sound perfectly mentally stable Summer you sound like you sound like the perfect sweetie... You sound like the perfect sweetie, and you sound like you need to hit me, hit me on hit me on instagram or discord right now."

6:23 "This is just normal to me, every third hot woman is unstable? Yeah I would agree"

6:54 "I'll fix her"

7:56 "Something about me, just like something about me just needs to give her a big hug and tell her you're, you are not unsane Summer. You don't sound unsane you sound just fine you sound perfectly normal"

9:29 "Bro this kind of crying where like they hide their face, oh my God bro, ohhhh fuck, ohhh shit , I have had a lifetime of this fuckin, [laughter] Oh my God dude, I'm just, I feel bad for her but I'm also just so attracted to her [more laughter] Oh, fuck."

11:31 "Clapped? We did clap, she might, you don't need to get clapped though that might fix her"

12:20 "[Summer] 'Have you ever heard of age regression?' Pffffhhhh, [laughter, groaning], Yeah, I've heard of that."

14:48 "Well, one thing with BPD is the favorite person, where um I mean I guess people with BPD, but girls with BPD will latch on to one person it becomes their obsession where they're thinking about them all, all day every day and this can turn into a negative thing where they start splitting where they get like crazy, crazy fucking mad and do crazy stuff, and so what makes BPD love their feelings are way more intense both in the positive and in the negative."

17:42 "I hate this tone, I hate this fucking, this cold disaffected tone they do, so crazy. They're like communicating something very emotional while doing it in a totally detached, almost psychopathic work. It's so dark."

19:32 "This person needs help so bad? Yeah obviously. She is she's talking to you Tom? That's true."

20:20 "She should join the turkey team? Yeah we're going to get, we're going to get her and uhh her and Ms. Breezy (unrelated Drama) are going to be the new turkey team, we're firing everyone else. They're going to be the full time editors"

22:51 "I mean I was, there's no doubt, that you know Summer had her moment but now, now that I'm seeing this (her apologizing for accusing the Fishtank crew of rape), I uhhh, whatever BWC there was ready for this is just totally, totally retracted deep into my body, it's inverted. This is, this is scary"

27:20 "Why do all BPD girls have the same phenotype?... It's just genetic, like it is kind of hard to tell if it's a chicken or the egg thing but they all do have the same phenotype for real, it's always this, this petite white girl, pasty..."

28:58 "What do you even do in a situation like this, I think if you just come into contact with a girl like this and you realize this is her you just have to cut her off entirely, I don't think you can even try to repair whatever, whatever relationship or friendship you have with a kind of person like this I think you just have to cut if off as soon as possible to avoid any twisting into this crazy net she's dragged these guys into"

30:21 "She needs the BWC to fix her? Apparently she needs that dude. That could be the only thing to get her straight, no therapist no meds just, just BWC will tune you up."

30:42 "You want to believe that there's not people like this but they are there and I promise you it is hell, it is hell to deal with"

34:09 "She need correction from Tom? Yeah I'll, I'll take her to the prison I'll correct her real quick, I'll fix her up"

35:15 "It was all fun and games, and now that I'm hearing these calls I'm like, oh, you never want to be near this person ever"

36:20 "You'd never want a relationship with her trust me? I mean in fairness I don't, I don't think we need your trust to know that."

37:05 "Need that BWC correction? [chuckle] thank you for the, royal, thank you for the royal at dono, appreciate it bro"


41:38 "When I hear people who have a body count above like 10 I'm like, what? 10 people? You've fucked 10 people, in your life? That's so crazy"
42:10 "Maybe I'm just weird and don't really like sleeping around that much"
42:17 "But I feel like, I feel like for me I probably have to have an emotional connection with someone in a serious way to be attracted to them enough to get a fucking erection for them, I feel like it takes time for me even if I find them attractive like I'm probably not just gonna stick it in"
 
The only thing that gets people cancelled these days are egregious sex crimes. Let's just forget about the fact that Tom is this dishonest no convictions sloptuber and focus on his 80 IQ BPD exes.

None of you have any conviction outside of what's "icky".
 
Ok, fully caught up on the thread and to summarize, our dear Turkey:
  • likes bashing women during sex, without their consent
  • likes filming women during sex without their consent
  • likes rape
  • is literally iphonesexual and can't get off unless gooning to the unconsented video of the sex he was literally just having
  • is into ageplay/lolicon whores (@sacramento89 and @left4dead notwithstanding)
  • Sends dickpics which are then leaked
  • is a discord gooner on main
And all of this while playing it off as a drama/kiwituber. Even as he has all these skeletons in the closet, never thinking that this could come to light and fuck him up?

:story:
How did he even do those stop gooning merch ads with a straight face
 
Ok, fully caught up on the thread and to summarize, our dear Turkey:
  • likes bashing women during sex, without their consent
  • likes filming women during sex without their consent
  • likes rape
  • is literally iphonesexual and can't get off unless gooning to the unconsented video of the sex he was literally just having
  • is into ageplay/lolicon whores (@sacramento89 and @left4dead notwithstanding)
  • Sends dickpics which are then leaked
  • is a discord gooner on main
And all of this while playing it off as a drama/kiwituber. Even as he has all these skeletons in the closet, never thinking that this could come to light and fuck him up?

:story:
And yet some still believe this is being blown out of proportion. No link, I recently just saw this on my feed.

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And yet some still believe this is being blown out of proportion. No link, I recently just saw this on my feed.

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Fun fact: this guy had gay sex with a Roblox YouTuber named Parlo, who was into kids despite being a pedo hunter.

Why is it that all of the degenerates (and others close to him) are defending this fucking fag???

This is GENUINELY Jefferey Epstein all over again.
 
Did we scare Sac and Katie off?
No, I think they feel like they have revealed enough and there is no more to reveal.
Disagree, they’ve done this since the beginning and gone ghost for several hours. They’re probably taking time to themselves to unpack it all, messaging friends and family, catching up on videos. In some cases, arguing on twitter lol, but just give them time. The more public facing girls (Katie, Ellie) are having their dms blown the fuck up, it’d be pretty overwhelming
 
Disagree, they’ve done this since the beginning and gone ghost for several hours. They’re probably taking time to themselves to unpack it all, messaging friends and family, catching up on videos. In some cases, arguing on twitter lol, but just give them time. The more public facing girls (Katie, Ellie) are having their dms blown the fuck up, it’d be pretty overwhelming
Yeah, I guess it's for the best that they take some time to recollect themselves.
 
Tom has used the Kiwifarms for content for years and has two accounts here.
He's already known about this thread from the very start it was created and there is a 200% he is viewing this thread as we are posting.
Hey Tom, when you go to the gym, you should put in as much effort there as you do for your pedo roleplay. You might end up with a physique worth having.
 
Disagree, they’ve done this since the beginning and gone ghost for several hours. They’re probably taking time to themselves to unpack it all, messaging friends and family, catching up on videos. In some cases, arguing on twitter lol, but just give them time. The more public facing girls (Katie, Ellie) are having their dms blown the fuck up, it’d be pretty overwhelming
I hope they come back. I want to know if he wore the stop gooning hat while gooning.
 
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