🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Laylithe said:
I KNOW the laws of density and magnetism have effects on energy, and all of life is energy. I don't need to think and ponder about the truth, you need to accept it for what it is.
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There's nothing wrong with just being reactive and passive observer, but when you make that your whole life while always wearing 'Professional Victim' as your nametag, you're gonna keep running into the same problems.
you are roughly 50% through your entire lifespan and you're putting all your chips on 'Get rescued by the perfect man'.
 
an_actual_reptilian said:
I'd like to protest the removal of kitty pictures. :(
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Agree, and if we had just talked about our kitties they wouldnt have deleted them. I am going to describe my kitty pictures that were deleted.

"kitty" claiming the cigar box
My female american shorthair tabby cat lounging in a very relaxed, slightly airy looking pose.
The cat is lying on top of a cigar box on a desk, with its front paws draped over the edge.
One paw hangs forward casually, giving a “this is my spot” vibe.
The cat has a classic brown-and-black striped tabby coat, a broad chest, and a sturdy, chunky build.
Its ears are upright, eyes half-open and unimpressed, and its expression reads calm - and she is waiting to see bird videos on the comptuer.
There are small items scattered around (electronics accessories, usb keys, battery for makita screwdriver), reinforcing the classic cat behavior of claiming boxes and ignoring human organization.
Overall she looks comfortable, confident, and in total possession of the box.

Kitten exploring world
My female american shorthair tabby cat is sitting upright with a slightly awkward, still-growing posture all legs, ears, and alert attention.
Her tabby markings are already clear, but her body is slimmer and more delicate, with a fluffy chest and a small, narrow face that hasn’t filled out yet.
Her ears look a bit oversized for her head, giving her that classic kitten look of not quite growing into herself.
Her eyes are wide and attentive, focused straight ahead with a mix of curiosity and seriousness, like she’s studying something important.
The expression is calm but inquisitive less discerning than her adult self, more observant and cautious.
Overall, she looks young, gentle, and alert, with the early hints of the confident, box-claiming cat she’ll eventually become.

"Kitty" sleeping like a person
My female american shorthair tabby cat is sleeping completely at ease.
She’s tucked into bed under a blanket, her head resting on a pillow like a person. Only her face and one ear are visible, peeking out from beneath the covers. Her eyes are closed, her whiskers relaxed, and her expression is soft and peaceful - no judgment, no alertness, just deep, comfortable sleep. Her tabby markings are still visible on her face, but everything about her posture says she feels safe and settled. The blanket is pulled up snugly around her, reinforcing the impression that she’s claimed the bed as her own. Overall, she looks warm, content, and fully domesticated less cigar-box “box guardian” here, more spoiled house cat enjoying a proper nap.

Kitty belly-up napping
My female american shorthair tabby cat is stretched out on her side on a couch, belly exposed, spine gently curved, and legs loose and unguarded. One foreleg is tucked in while the others fall naturally, and her tail rests behind her without tension. Her head is tilted slightly back, eyes closed, mouth relaxed, and whiskers soft and completely asleep. Her tabby striping is visible along her sides, while her lighter, spotted belly fur is on display, emphasizing how comfortable and trusting she feels in this space. The pose is loose, unselfconscious, and almost comically human, the kind of sprawl that only happens when a cat feels entirely safe. Overall, she looks peaceful, secure, and utterly content and no vigilance at all, just a cat fully surrendered to a good nap.

 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
There's nothing wrong with just being reactive and passive observer, but when you make that your whole life while always wearing 'Professional Victim' as your nametag, you're gonna keep running into the same problems.
you are roughly 50% through your entire lifespan and you're putting all your chips on 'Get rescued by the perfect man'.
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Perfect men are desired and have choices. Perfect will invariably choose to:
Hit it and quit it
Smash and dash
Pump and dump
Sneeds Weed and Feed, Formerly Chucks
Nail and bail
Blow the back out and ghost
Ran through and ran away
Came and went
Laid pipe and dipped
Folded and ghosted
Clapped cheeks and vanished
Quest completed
Speedrun any%
Zero intention, full penetration
No feelings, just fluids
Emotionally unavailable but physically present
Catch a nut, not feelings
Would Nut in Cider

And would wife up a good mother someone who is demure in the world and energetic and loving in the bedroom with a low to no bodycount.

@Laylithe is going to find out the brutal hard truth, lots of men will pretend to be in it with their heart after they see three rugrats, but they know the score. slam bam thank you ma'am. no man wants to deal with some other guy's progeny if for no other reason you get emotionally invested and have no rights to that child, if you soften your heart towards a divorced witches kids she will use that love as a manipulation tool and rug pull them if you cross her.
 
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Taser Confetti said:
Writing all this to seethe about a normie pop star is one of the gayest things you could do.
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When you have children, sometimes it pays to clearly explain why a kike-pushed shit-tier no-talent balderdash and poppycock performing artist/puppet is no good, and then go offer something better. I have all my children listening to good stuff and a wide variety off it over large spans of time.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Imagine being a less attractive woman than Tarl in drag.
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I honestly think she looks pretty cute there. She reminds me of Julie Carmen from Fright Night 2.
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Laylithe said:
I KNOW the laws of density and magnetism have effects on energy, and all of life is energy. I don't need to think and ponder about the truth, you need to accept it for what it is.
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The important question you've still yet to answer is "Fucking magnets! How do they work!?"
 
I don't understand how people who have magic powers have terrible lives.
Sounds like they suck at it idunno you tell me.
 
mickrussom said:
When you have children, sometimes it pays to clearly explain why a kike-pushed shit-tier no-talent balderdash and poppycock performing artist/puppet is no good, and then go offer something better. I have all my children listening to good stuff and a wide variety off it over large spans of time.
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You derailed a thread to sperg about one particular musician. Being a swiftie is less gay than what you are.

>I have all my children listening to good stuff

Great way to make them hate your music.
 
Taser Confetti said:
You derailed a thread to sperg about one particular musician. Being a swiftie is less gay than what you are.
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Taser Confetti said:
>I have all my children listening to good stuff

Great way to make them hate your music.
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didnt happen. age range 13-20. all four still listen. in fact, since the range is so wide and eclectic, they would have to listen to almost nothing to avoid the types of music they enjoy. mostly 80s, early 90s, but there is other stuff in there as well. so yeah.

you have an angle on this? you making money off slop pop?

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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Don't get me wrong, she wasn't ugly..
At least in that picture. But those crazy eyes 'look at how not black I am' pictures? Time took its toll.
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That picture was taken a year before any of you called me a nigger!
Its main purpose was to test out a Lisa Eldridge lipstick that was pretty pricey.

My eyes are crazy though and can see through all the bullshit in your soul.
*Blinks sideways*
 
@Styxhexenhammer666

3: FICTION: I am a derelict father
FACT: I pay very much more than legally required for my child because I do not wish for her to ever be in poverty.

Let's pull up the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition for "derelict" shall we?


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Just because you're acting as your daughters financer doesn't mean you're not a derelict parent.
FACT: You abandoned your daughter to a single parent household while selfishly choosing to live with your elderly parents.
FACT: Despite living an ocean away, Styx the sailor man refuses to visit, neglecting your parental responsibilities.

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"WAAHHHHHHH I FUCKED EVERY BPD HOLE I COULD FIND AND NOW MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES!! NOOOOOOOO I'M REAPING WHAT I'VE SOWED!! I'D RATHER DIE THAN FACE THE OBVIOUS CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!"

What a gargantuan faggot you are Tarl. Your life is a joke: your current hole is ayelawgin your daily escapades, another ex is suing you and another one's a nigger. Be a fucking man for once in your life and fix your shit. Go be there for your daughter instead of drinking yourself stupid at Mommy and Daddy's house, magicking up some illnesses you'll never catch not named Korsakoff syndrome.
 
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