📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[UsedUp]

This Lemkin Institute that has issued a few warnings about a genocide of troons is an odd beast. It's a 9-year old institution founded by two women called Elisa von Joeden-Forgey and Irene Victoria Massimino. They and the other people listed on that page do seem to have academic expertise in history, genocide and related law and most of the content on their site is serious (if debatable) but EvJF also self-describes as an "expert in gender" which is a big red flag. I wonder if she or a she/they intern is responsible for those warnings.

Their warning about the UK and about the US are pure Caraballo/Erin in the Morning/Katie Montgomery/Good Law Project -level nonsense, with absurd comparisons, smoke bombs about intersex conditions and transvestigators, why-don't-they-care-about-something-else whines, and general denial of reality. No wonder troons are delighted about these reports: it's really their own gibberish reflected back at them. They are written in a completely different style from the other alerts on the site, about specific violent situations.

The lesson once again is: never let a trans-identified person or ally into your organisation (or life) - they will shit everwhere.


(Also I'm sorry but I find this banner quite comical.)

FTFY

 

[This User]

Not even a single fucking attempt was made

 

[Positron]

(During orientation she was introduced by a normal man as a "she"). Instead I waited till he was finished and introduced him by calling him “she” to at least try to gleam some humor from it...But I was pissed.

If I were the man in the scenario I'd just make a kissy face and then go, "It's actually he". I won't feel pissed because it is her who embarrassed herself.

Tiny hand trauma: a TiF with eensie-weensie little grabbers can hardly bear the fact

Finger-lengthening surgery when?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Tiny hand trauma: a TiF with eensie-weensie little grabbers can hardly bear the fact that she will always be picked first to reach for the last chip in the Pringles can.

I have no further comment to this except to say I laughed out loud.

Why can't people just hate the things about bad people that are actually worth hating, instead of body shaming them without care to the innocent people who share those traits?
Every time I look at my hands, which is pretty much unavoidable, I think of how pathetic and small and weak they are.

Every tiny-hands-trauma-TiF should be forced to listen to the chorus of Jewel's

once each morning.

As a bald transman, I find it so disheartening to see baldness and penis size being used to put people down and be associated with "bad" or negative behaviour. With the body positivity movement, I always hoped it would circle around and help rectify these issues but I'm beginning to believe it never will.

Do progressives occupy a different universe? Did they not notice the body positivity movement was not ever going to apply to men? "Body positivity" started with fat women saying they were 10/10s, and they never ever ever meant or believed fat men were beautiful or acceptable.

Also, does she expect progressives to not be hypocrites? Has she hung around any?

 

[█████████]

A wordy cartoon:

View attachment 8431536

And the top replies:

View attachment 8431538

At first I thought this edit was by one of us, but it's by a troon:

View attachment 8431547

Average tranny memes:



I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the demographic that has to wear pronoun button pins doesn't understand the narrative concept of "show, don't tell".

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Average tranny memes:
View attachment 8433524
View attachment 8433525

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the demographic that has to wear pronoun button pins doesn't understand the narrative concept of "show, don't tell".

I don't want to get year 10 English essay on you, but ironically when someone wears a pronoun pin, they are showing you who they are. The pronoun pin is a symbol, and it says "I am going to police your thoughts and your speech".

The pronouns on the pin are not the message. The pin is the message.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Friendly fire: a poon feels the shrapnel of body shaming cut her to the quick when she watches friends and loved ones mercilessly mock ICE agents based on their hairlines and penis lengths, which she takes personally due to being a bald chick with no dick.

A trans person feeling empathy and a desire to not mock people for something they can't control and that isn't hurting anyone?

No of course not she's just upset because the insults apply to her too.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

It was just more acceptable to think he was a normal guy who uses a hot girl avatar instead of the... annoying, gross truth.

I thought he was gay. Gays usually go for girly avatars in games because they view the characters more like dress up barbie dolls, him playing as a witch fit that.

Girls online who are genuinely into the fandom have two types of avatar:
1. Beckys (i.e. demure, realistic, girl next door looking things)
2. Male avatars / tags / usernames to defer attention (and maybe because we like em.)

I have almost ALWAYS landed in camp 2.

Don't forget the imvu style sparkle doll avatars for the chaotic girlies.

 

[PigFarm]

View attachment 8432648
Reddit -- Archive

Top comment:

Excerpt from long comment further down:

And a dive into the profile yields a selfie.
Archive link to selfie
View attachment 8432685

That comment is dumb. A stranger can see what a person is aiming for, even when they're failing badly at it. I can tell when a dude is larping as a lass. And most of us will be accommodating and thrown out whatever pronouns we think they want, so we don't see a grown man cause a fucking scene.

They really think everyone is blind

 

[Syikeblade]

A tif is having a hard time with people not taking her manhood seriously. From being called a li' goblin to "Kingdom hearts coded" no one sees her as man.

Spoiler: Being gendered as a little weirdo

does anyone experience being “degendered” as a transman self.ftm
submitted 15 hours ago by cheeseborger42069
During my time throughout the dating world as a trans man I’ve experienced this multiple times where people see me as a “third other thing” rather than male or even female.
Its too the point where I am constantly compared to otherworldly or fantastical creatures as if it’s supposed to be a compliment. I’ve been called “kingdom hearts coded”, “cute little gay goblin” “elvin”.
The most recent example was when I was talking to someone (who was enby transmasc!! and on HRT!!) and they mentioned that I reminded them a lot of this character from a tv show. I look up the character, and of course it’s a short, fantasy creature elf goblin archetype. (it was veth brenatto specifically the goblin version from the show the mighty nein).
I think this person meant well, I really do but it also just shows me how they view me, and I just feel like it’s so misaligned for how I present and what my transition goals are. (For reference my transition goals is devon bostick in the 100). I’m a little alt, I have piercings and tattoos but I do not think I give the vibe of a little mischievous goblin thing at all. I talked to my doll friend about it and before I even mentioned anything she was like “wtf, you do not remind me of this character AT ALL”. also like. not that it’s a huge deal but the fact that the character was canonically female irked me. That felt like the equivalent of if I told my transfem friend she reminded me of Grim Reaper from black butler.
I also frequently get pursued by people who claim they are “only into feminine people.” like some of them are not into men at all unless they’re “feminine men.”
I think my problem overall, is that if I wasn’t trans, or if I passed 100% of the time, NO ONE would be calling me fem. No one would be calling me a cute little gay goblin or an elf or kingdom hearts coded or see me as this 3rd strange mythical otherworldly creature. I DO NOT have the aesthetic of these things!! I honestly have really plain fashion choices and pretty chill piercings and tattoos.
It’s honestly dehumanizing. I want to be seen as male. I want to be seen as boy. that’s it. yes being a trans is apart of me but it isn’t this mythical strange otherworldly freak of nature kind of thing. it’s just me. I wish being trans was seen as the same way different hair types are seen. like some people have straight hair, some people have curly. But it’s all just hair. it’s just different.

Sadly I don't have time to post my favorite comments so here's the Archive Link and post your favorites instead.

 

[hey god it's me again]

she's "definitely more stylish than the average guy,"

The high-waist pants and small frame gave it away immediately, LMFAO. Of course she's studying arts.

Spoiler: Fashion sperging

TiFs' idea of "stylish" are so obviously informed by basing off their wardrobe from Tumblr sexymen and their favorite animu husbandos - which if that's the goal then she achieved it here, but if the goal is to pass then she's failed miserably.

I also want to add that "stylish" as termed by a TiF usually has no respect to how the clothes are styled to look good. I get that this is supposed to be an alternative look - and it doesn't look terrible - but the way she co-ordinates her outfits here is not at all exuding the masculine nonchalance she desires to project. TiFs think stylish == putting more effort in their clothes compared to the average guy, as if men can't look good with a simple tee and jeans.

If I had to be a nitpick, my main gripe would be donning an unbuttoned leather waistcoat under a leather coat. It defeats the entire point of wearing a waistcoat (which is to trim you up) and the combo will immediately make her look like a tryhard. Here's some examples of incorporating leather into your outfits and achieving the Edgy Bad Boy look



And a few examples that are a little more alternative featuring a long coat, just to show that it's not necessarily about following convention of wear, it's all about styling it with everything else. The first example here is probably closest to what the TiF wants to exude.



And some more ornate examples from haute couture. Notice how the articles of clothes/pieces blend together from one to the other, whereas the TiF's lack cohesion between each item.



One may think "that's unfair, it obviously looks better because they're actual men and not women larping as men". Here's a few examples to show that it's truly about how you style something. Re: leather coats--


Black leather coat, light wash denim, cuffed before the boots? C'mon.


This isn't bad, but it could be better. Baggy-everything is quite in nowadays - not necessarily a bad thing if you know how to pull it off - but this looks particularly tryhard. The different blacks clash against each other and he has no silhouette.

Whether people think it's weird to dress up like a freaky vampire is subjective. My point here isn't so much about whether the dress styles look appealing or not, but there is anyway a measure of how well put-together your outfit can be. Claiming to be stylish than the average guy while not being able to pull off being an actual stylish alternative guy is hilarious. YWNBAM, your clothes fucking suck, and you'll never be read as a mysterious good-looking dark academic gothic faggot.

And here's a woman donning the same style of clothes, because trannies genuinely think you need to transition to wear unconventional masculine/androgynous styles:


Sperging over - I love scrutinizing bad tranny fashion choices, puzzle pieces welcome

EDIT, quoting the above post as it goes with my own:

During my time throughout the dating world as a trans man I’ve experienced this multiple times where people see me as a “third other thing” rather than male or even female.
Its too the point where I am constantly compared to otherworldly or fantastical creatures as if it’s supposed to be a compliment.

For reference my transition goals is devon bostick in the 100). I’m a little alt, I have piercings and tattoos but I do not think I give the vibe of a little mischievous goblin thing at all.

Maybe troons/pooners would be taken far more seriously if they stopped modelling themselves again and again after TV character tropes. Stating "I wish people stopped comparing me to fictional characters" and immediately going on to say that you're going for a look based on a fictional character is an insane lack of self-awareness. I suppose that's what you get when you learn socialisation from the fucking Internet in a vacuum, LOL.

 

[PP Police]

With boots like that, which has to number among some of the least attractive, faggiest, I've ever seen a man wear - how big are her feet? They look like clown shoes on her tiny body. Either that is the most retarded LARP, or maybe she was gifted with something masculine after all.

Edit - that is to say, the least attractive and faggiest I've ever seen a "man" wear

 

[Billy Hargrove]

As if anyone needed proof these “femcel” subs are just another r/mtf (and that they don’t enjoy their bubble being burst)

 

[Sean Andalou]

The high-waist pants and small frame gave it away immediately, LMFAO. Of course she's studying arts.

Neo from the Matrix still stylish?

---

Yet another troon sort of kind of just barely almost getting it.
And sick of it.


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole rant.

I just need to fucking vent about this because I’m so so sick of it all.

So I stumbled upon a venting sub (its r/TrollCoping) which was ostensibly trans-friendly and noticed that there were a lot of posts by trans guys and I thought that was nice bc they’re historically underrepresented in places like that.

Then I actually started reading the posts and comments and it was full of some of the vilest transmisogyny I’ve seen in my life. Think “most trans women dominant spaces are evil TERF hellholes” and “never ask a popular trans woman her opinion on transmascs” and “whenever trans women vent they hate trans men and enbies” (ironic…) and “trans women are racist weirdos who fetishise Asian ppl” and all that sort of thing.

so I made a post saying “hey this isn’t very nice” and provided examples and then every single fucking person crawled out of the woodwork to tell me that I was overreacting, and I was being divisive and splitting the community, and that I should just go outside, and that actually those comments didn’t hate trans women, and that I was a misandrist, and so on and so forth.

And this isn’t just in that sub. I’ve seen it in so many trans-“friendly” but not trans-run subs. Everyone makes posts sniping at or shitting on trans women and whenever a gal says “this isn’t very nice” she gets seaslugged.

Am I going crazy here? Why is calling out bigotry and generalisations “divisive”?

Why, in “progressive” spaces, are trans women an acceptable target?

234 net upvotes, 34 comments.
Key quote:

so I made a post saying “hey this isn’t very nice” and provided examples and then every single fucking person crawled out of the woodwork to tell me that I was overreacting, and I was being divisive and splitting the community, and that I should just go outside, and that actually those comments didn’t hate trans women, and that I was a misandrist, and so on and so forth.

And this isn’t just in that sub. I’ve seen it in so many trans-“friendly” but not trans-run subs. Everyone makes posts sniping at or shitting on trans women and whenever a gal says “this isn’t very nice” she gets seaslugged.

Top comment + reply:

Why are we the acceptable target? Because we are easy to hate, easy to toss aside and easy to dispose of

So true, experienced that myself with other queer people not assuming their fuckin transmisoginy and calling a pusher and chasser and excluding me on rumors.​

Further down:
Sorry, pooners (emphasis added).

well the answer IS transmisogyny

people know that they can get away with it and so they will do it, often using the excuse that they're trans as if that absolves them of all harm
at the end of the day trans men are still just men,
and they will harass women and spread misogyny just like any other man,
just for some reason when you put the word "trans" in front of it nobody recognizes sexism anymore, which is to their benefit here

It's extra complicated because they have dysphoria-related reasons to resent women and womanhood, just like how we have dysphoria-related reasons to resent men and manhood.​

​

The difference is that we live in a patriarchy where 95% of violent crime is committed by men and our day-to-day existence and safety concerns give us valid reasons to resent men. There's a reason the Black members of our community have a life expectancy of THIRTY-FIVE.​

​

So while I'm empathetic to the dysphoria-driven emotions they have surrounding their AGAB, they don't get a pass on misogyny.​

It's the patriarchy. Of course.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Some Flavor of Bi or pan, but in a WLW way and a MLM way.
Some people have PROJECTED masculinity onto her!!!!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Some people have PROJECTED masculinity onto her!!!!

Yet another flavor of rejecting the only people who want them.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

veth brenatto specifically the goblin version from the show the mighty nein).
I think this person meant well, I really do but it also just shows me how they view me, and I just feel like it’s so misaligned for how I present and what my transition goals are. (For reference my transition goals is devon bostick

I looked those two up. Sounds like if she just lost some weight, a lot of this mental mess would go away.

The high-waist pants and small frame gave it away immediately,

Really? Look at those feet... But either way, this is the best I've seen any highlighted person itt dress...maybe that's a backhanded compliment, but at least there is effort. I think that scarf needs a refresh, but overall it's better than the usual. I much prefer an androgynous style to the overcompensating costumes we usually see. And appreciated your other pics, too. When I first scrolled through I was horrified at the guy in the flair less ugly coat and the travesty of his skinny jeans, so was relieved you were not approving. On your comment on the Asian guy's stuff, it's OK., but it's not proportioned well for him, especially the ridiculous shoulder pads. Look how tiny his head looks.

Maybe troons/pooners would be taken far more seriously if they stopped modelling themselves again and again after TV character tropes. Stating "I wish people stopped comparing me to fictional characters" and immediately going on to say that you're going for a look based on a fictional character is an insane lack of self-awareness. I suppose that's what you get when you learn socialisation from the fucking Internet in a vacuum, LOL.

I'm glad someone else came to the same conclusion I did! 100% agree.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

The difference is that we live in a patriarchy where 95% of violent crime is committed by men and our day-to-day existence and safety concerns give us valid reasons to resent men. There's a reason the Black members of our community have a life expectancy of THIRTY-FIVE.

Is it Aids? Racism? The Klan? JK Rowling and the TERFS? Mean words?

 

[Waffle Iron]

>I like women in a WLW way, and I like men in a MLM way.
What kind of brainrot is this? Does this just mean she prefers gentle romance with a guy or girl that doesn't try to LARP as a rapist vampire?
>medically transitioned
how do you medically transition to non-binary?

So, men enjoy women that have sex

If I had to be a nitpick, my main gripe would be donning an unbuttoned leather waistcoat under a leather coat. It defeats the entire point of wearing a waistcoat (which is to trim you up) and the combo will immediately make her look like a tryhard. Here's some examples of incorporating leather into your outfits and achieving the Edgy Bad Boy look

If you were to employ this fashion as an actual XY chromosomal man, how much crazy yumejoshi women would this attract?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

(For reference my transition goals is devon bostick in the 100).

(it was veth brenatto specifically the goblin version from the show the mighty nein).

This is very funny.