🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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This whole drama is stupid
At worst tom is a gooner.
He is stupid for dating women with bpd.
but in the end will this really change anything?
Nothing ever happens
This thread is gay

That feeling when shardy gobbling on my turkey tom
 

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So I’m just hopping on this fast freight and not to toot a god damn Three Chime but what in god’s name is even happening no more? Two dumb broads with more makeup than a fucking doll come out, join KF, post dms and then stayed quiet only to find random images of their ex in diapers?

Sweet Christ both sides of this shitfest are more retarded than this side of a barn. I’m Basically watching two broads that sell their bodies on the street curb stop a gooner.

The fuck man
 
This whole drama is stupid
At worst tom is a gooner.
He is stupid for dating women with bpd.
but in the end will this really change anything?
Nothing ever happens
This thread is gay
Is virtually rimjobbing someone this hard considered e-sex? If you read through half of this thread it’d be hard not to view this guy as a freak targeting and abusing women to fulfill his paraphilias under the guise of an “anti-gooner righteous” commentary bro.
 
Is virtually rimjobbing someone this hard considered e-sex? If you read through half of this thread it’d be hard not to view this guy as a freak targeting and abusing women to fulfill his paraphilias under the guise of an “anti-gooner righteous” commentary bro.
First off buddy I have read the whole thread
2nd off these women have so much to gain and nothing to lose from coming out with these accusations. I mean they are literally self claimed bpd (at least Katie is) I mean it seems like Tom did date these women, but I don’t know sounds a lot like people who want clout.

I mean, realistically like what do they have to lose? I mean, Tom could sue them, but that would be a PR nightmare. I mean the farms could dox them, but in the end, who really is gonna show up to these women’s houses?

I think Tom just needs to Practice practice what he preaches and stop gooning.

Guys do you remember that stream where Tom, Lerix and Augie were in the same stream? The Bowblax humiliation stream?
Yes, I do. That was funny as fuck
 
Is virtually rimjobbing someone this hard considered e-sex? If you read through half of this thread it’d be hard not to view this guy as a freak targeting and abusing women to fulfill his paraphilias under the guise of an “anti-gooner righteous” commentary bro.
Talking about tom like he's a systematic rape machine going around targeting women to prey on at night is retarded. He's a weirdo degenerate, I'm not saying he didn't do anything wrong but he's not the next Destiny lmao
 
I have a bit of a side-project that I've been working on alongside @The Saltening and a few others, I'll link it here:


I'm planning on updating the site once per day so long as relevant witnesses keep posting.


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Why are you hosting the videos on YouTube?
 
First off buddy I have read the whole thread
2nd off these women have so much to gain and nothing to lose from coming out with these accusations. I mean they are literally self claimed bpd (at least Katie is) I mean it seems like Tom did date these women, but I don’t know sounds a lot like people who want clout.

I mean, realistically like what do they have to lose? I mean, Tom could sue them, but that would be a PR nightmare. I mean the farms could dox them, but in the end, who really is gonna show up to these women’s houses?

I think Tom just needs to Practice practice what he preaches and stop gooning.
Even if he is not accused of something outright malicious, it already looks kinda bad enough that he is into Belle Dephine esque age regresssing uwu type girls.
 
Another Ex has hit the Turkey Tom towers.
Except she didn't really say much and dated him for like 2 months lol. (L) / (A)
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Even admits "it's a nothing burger". (L) / (A)
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So...does anyone remember "The Vega Call" from a Flamenco and Bowblax ago?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eegiNWVRhfU(and yes I downloaded it just in case)
Now this is funny in retrospect since Vega a) had no idea what he was about to unleash and b) is probably the one who gets fucked by this the most outside of direct victims since half-baked is basically Vega's podcast as Nick and Tom do it for free, but...listen at 2:35ish.

Tom "and i'm like okay i didn't think my sex life would be made public"
Nick" "did you film a tape?"
Tom "secondly...okay yeah"
Now he goes on to deny it and it does sound like he's joking, and everyone else seems to think so too, just one of those "whoa buddy" moments in retrospect.
relevant repost from the CC thread.
Nick" "did you film a tape?"
Tom "secondly...okay yeah"
oof, that's prophetic. Was this around the same time he started trying to kick his porn habit?
 
Another Ex has hit the Turkey Tom towers.
Except she didn't really say much and dated him for like 2 months lol. (L) /
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Even admits "it's a nothing burger". (L) /
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Both links are archiving, I'll add them once they're finished.
I expect more exes to hop in with more nothingburgers even if they don't have anything on him.

Guess it's hard to resist the temptation of riding the wave.
 
The way she phrased it is really retarded. It's either Tom has a cocaine addiction or Tom joked about loving cocaine one time.
Tom is irony poisoned- unless there is more evidence i'm going to take it with a grain of salt. Although, he's not above it. Bowblax told a story where he and Tom did drugs at a party.
 
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