📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[This User]

Move over Gaza, I'm new in town.

 

[Sloppa]

Move over Gaza, I'm new in town.

If there is one thing the troon neurotising tissue parade could do for Gaza, it is to be against it. On Paper I ought to support Gaza, but my seethe seeing 10-20% of UK transport people wearing pins..

If I were Mossad and needed an inoperable tumour in human society, I would make trannys exist. When I go home to eastern europe, Homosexuals are victims of childhood rape, or drug addicts. Who need treatment and protection by the Church and State.

 

[Candidate No 7]

This Lemkin Institute that has issued a few warnings about a genocide of troons is an odd beast. It's a 9-year old institution founded by two women called Elisa von Joeden-Forgey and Irene Victoria Massimino. They and the other people listed on that page do seem to have academic expertise in history, genocide and related law and most of the content on their site is serious (if debatable) but EvJF also self-describes as an "expert in gender" which is a big red flag. I wonder if she or a she/they intern is responsible for those warnings.

Their warning about the UK and about the US are pure Caraballo/Erin in the Morning/Katie Montgomery/Good Law Project -level nonsense, with absurd comparisons, smoke bombs about intersex conditions and transvestigators, why-don't-they-care-about-something-else whines, and general denial of reality. No wonder troons are delighted about these reports: it's really their own gibberish reflected back at them. They are written in a completely different style from the other alerts on the site, about specific violent situations.

The lesson once again is: never let a trans-identified person or ally into your organisation (or life) - they will shit everwhere.


(Also I'm sorry but I find this banner quite comical.)

 

[Comfy Summer]

Take this kiwichuds, this strong, independent woman is happy and transition worked wonders!! She is stealth and everyone treats her like a real wyman.

I’m slowly beginning to go stealth(and commit to it) and am lining up bottom surgery. I feel survivors guilt?
Idk, I’m nearing the “end” of my main transition goal, which was to live being perceived as a cis woman. HRT has plenty of work, but now I can’t find many other resources and anecdotes from other stealth long-time transitioned trans women. I’m a little over 2 years on HRT, my voice mostly matches, I have C cups, and I look just like my mom. (My family has even come around and supports me now)I’ve been meeting other trans people at varied points of their transition over the last few months, and even those who have been on HRT for years longer than me have expressed their jealousy.It feels like I hit the button and finally woke up how I wanted to be at 14, but I feel guilty and EXTREMELY privileged. Is there any other stealth trans girlies who have had similar experiences? I don’t know how to process this. I’m even safe from most transphobia nowadays other than from those who who me from before.

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Turns out everyone at my new-ish job knows I’m trans and has begun misgendering me constantly.

The last couple weeks I’ve noticed a lot less people in my work building were referring to me as she. When I had my work orientation, I looked a little scrungly since I had been getting out of unemployment and a couple girls called me he but they were an outlier until that last couple of months. It happened 3 times this morning and I flat out asked my boss since I know he knows already(since I’ve told his daughters who I work with). He told me he sincerely has my back and even bought me Taco Bell to cheer me up, but admitted that everybody knows and has talked about it when I’m not there.

This is after me trying to go stealth for the last couple of months, and not being misgendered AT ALL outside of work other than the occasional “I had a vibe” if it comes up. Now I feel like I’m back at square zero. I thought I had a lot more progress but I guess not. I genuinely wanna just fall asleep forever and have those people find out. I’m so fucking mad.

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Spoiler: Xer pic

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GUWBQWStz-A
No idea who this guy is. But you gotta feel sorry for them as they got sucker into a scam

I watched Jazz Jennings and wished I could have her [sic] life

He wishes he had a mother with Munchhausen by Proxy and a spineless enabler father, and an exploding rotpocket instead of a penis?

My religious mom wouldn't let me be feminine and have female friends because I'm a boy and beat me for it

So instead of just having female friends and engaging in interests that are seen as feminine, even if his mom might not approve of it, he decided to ”become" a woman. Then again, trannies often lie about their childhood so I'm pressing X to doubt his story.

I watched self-improvement YouTubers such as Andrew Tate and Hamza to stop being trans

The incel to trans pipeline strikes again. I've had enough of this video.

 

[Sean Andalou]

More about genocide in the USA.


Reddit -- Archive

As some of you may have seen,

the USA
(as we all have known for some time)
is now officially recognized in a rising commitment to trans genocide.

This now being public will have good effects, for normal people will be encouraged to support us, but it also gives people who don’t want us around encouragement to continue what they have been doing. Make spaces for each other, make community with neighbors, and each other if possible, and reach out to safe havens (Currently ILLINOIS, NEW YORK and COLORADO). Work with each other and be safe. Know that you are perfect the way you are. And just cause you have to wait to transition for your safety, does not make you any less of a woman. It’s a super scary time rn, but know that people are ready to help, and more people than you think. Be safe, don’t post your location online, and if available use a VPN. Love you girlies We are woman and we are fucken strong

Got that? Officially recognized.

But the bit about using a VPN is good advice for anybody, not just genocide targets.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm sure people will now head out onto the streets to protest the most ineffective genocide ever known to man.

 

[Colress]

This is a bit mean since someone died from a non-ACKing, but in an EMS related chat I'm in, someone posted the obit of someone who was EMS adjacent (but not an EMT apparently?) and they were trans identifying. The person making the post went on a tirade about how the troon was not accepted by family and buried under a "deadname".


Censored as it's a Non-ACKing but point stands- This faggot has nothing to do with EMT. YWNBAW, Not even in death.

 

[deermeat]

This is a bit mean since someone died from a non-ACKing,

Nah. Even if they don't die by their own hands, usually their lifestyle kills them anyways. That's why I laugh at people who scoff at the 41% statistic as if premature death won't come for them anyway, keep lying to yourself while chasing the dragon to maintain that "trans joy", all these people in their teens and 20s aren't making it past their 40s. I doing neither will the people in their 30s.
Buck Angel has only been doing HRT for 30 years and she's the anomaly. It's a miracle she hasn't dropped dead at any moment considering she's also a fatty. But it's really no different than a morbidly obese smoker, sometimes the small few will live out a long life despite all odds, yet compare that to the millions who don't and die a slow drawn out death lol

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Buck Angel has only been doing HRT for 30 years and she's the anomaly. It's a miracle she hasn't dropped dead at any moment considering she's also a fatty.

She almost died from her reproductive organs rotting because she had no idea that overdosing on testosterone could have that effect on women lmao

If not dead, we're going to see a lot more of disabled folx in the future.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The only old troons were already old when they trooned, such as Jennifer Pritzker or Caitlin Jenner.

 

[Eva Braun]

She‘s a cute tomboy but also delusional if she thinks she genuinely passes as a man or thinks there’s gay men attracted to her.

 

[Muskcarpone]

A wordy cartoon:



And the top replies:



At first I thought this edit was by one of us, but it's by a troon:

 

[Margo Martindale]

Flashback to troons getting "superstraight" groups and accounts banned everywhere because humour is to them like garlic to vampires.

now that twitter is no longer controlled by crazy trannies like last time, I hope it makes a comeback lol

 

[Magic Pickle]

A man begs his embarrassing girlfriend to be less embarrassing, if just for a moment, during a work-related event; because said girlfriend is one of the dumber flavors of gendertard - an "enby" - she takes such a request less as "please don't make me a laughingstock at work" and moreso as a demand that she desaturate the vivid rainbow of her personality. However, a peek in the comments reveals a clarification on her part that it's likely her sweetheart merely wishes she would dress "professionally," which makes me curious what sort of circus she typically finds her clothes at.
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My Bf told me I might have to "be less queer" to his work dinner​

As the title suggests, I (enby) got told by my bf (cis) that I might have to be "less queer" to his work's dinner event. First of all, I'm not even sure what he meant by that, as we are directly a queer relationship. We recently moved to Colorado from Alabama, and I totally understand being stealth in a state that doesn't have the best record for being nice to trans people, I mean, I got bullied all throughout high school for being gender nonconforming. But I choose Colorado because its just less hostile in general, let alone open and accepting to trans and nonconforming folk. So why does he feel like I need to be "less queer"? Is it just because hes unsure about the people he works with? What would being "less queer" even mean? I'm already having my fair share of insecurities with my gender identity, and how that affects our relationship, as well how it will affect it in the future if I get surgery and stuff. And then for him to put my gender/comfortably on the back burner to make him look good to his coworkers? I have no idea how to bring this up to him or talk about anything gender because he always acts like he knows how I feel, as if he was the one getting bullied for years through an already tough time when he didn't even go to public high school. Its so frustrating that he doesn't see that as part of me, or see how something like that affects me. He already calls me masc pronouns most the time, even though I'm non-binary, and introduces me as a guy. And I feel like he doesn't get that's still misgendering me, even though those were the pronouns I used when we met. Id really like to feel better knowing hes doing on accident, but at the same time it still hurts cause he doesn't see me as who I am, even after 3 years.
Goddd I hate not having enough friends that share the trans struggle. Like actual nothing burger struggle, but it feels nice ranting into the void.

Stone-her: there is a particular breed of FTM that likes to skinwalk easygoing, borderline empty-headed men who wear a skunky odor one is familiar with if they've ever been to college, California or lived in shady apartment complexes. But because FTMs are innately histrionic, they are unable to actually be as relaxed as they'd like to imply - take this one for example who, despite stating she is "really hard to offend," gets so offended by a minor slip-up from her boss that not even weed can alleviate her stress. Not chill at all, brah, not chill at all.
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My boss’s boss misgendered me out of nowhere on an already shitty day. I have pretty damn thick skin now, but cmon, man.​

I haven’t been bothered for a long ass time. I’m really hard to offend, it takes a lot to make me snap. I’ve been on hrt for a decade at least, I have top surgery next month (mix of personal issues and money problems put it off. I could bind well usually. I have a small frame and an unfortunate weight on my chest, that has never really been a problem until yesterday.
The first person I saw, a guest at the establishment was an old man. I greeted him, we were just a few minutes past open. And he walks up to me and says “are you a ma’am?” And I’m half deaf, so I don’t hear shit because he’s mumbling. He’s just standing there smiling and I ask “am I a man???? Yes?” And he goes, “no, a ma’am, because of the…” (gestures at my chest). He’s got this big creep ass grin on his face. I said, “nah, I’m not doing this shit today.” And walked away from him.
General manager told me she kicked him out because he was being super fucking rude, luckily she heard/saw the whole thing. Big sweetheart. And while this upset me a mild amount, I got over it relatively quickly. This used to happen once in a while in my early transition, but I got kinda used to it until it stopped happening.
Now, I’d been wearing two binders because I was feeling self conscious, which I shouldn’t do, I know, PLEASE don’t do this. I’d never done it before, either. And I rarely struggle with body image when I bind, besides needing to lose a few lbs lol.
But I was just feeling normal again when my district manager texts me back from a question I had for him earlier. I see him almost every day, he has never misgendered me or called me by the wrong name. But his text was pretty short, something similar to “you can just do (thing) instead, ma’am.”
And I’m just angry right now. I’m about to go under the knife after a decade of growing facial hair, voice training, fitting in. Why now? Do I just suddenly not fucking pass anymore? Like there’s this old woman who does early prep with me sometimes who calls me a feminine version of my chosen name, but I don’t care, she’s not the first old woman to do that. I find it endearing, I guess. But my boss, who has never messed up, just out of the blue? It was early, yeah, but what am I saved in his phone as, I wonder, if it’s that easy to fuck up?
I’m gonna smoke a bowl fells, what games have you been playing recently? Movie recommendations? Good grief.

A li'l dood with dreams of deception feels the ice bucket of reality pour over her head when upon meeting a fellow classmate for a program, he instantly not only identifies her as female, but then also introduces her as female to the rest of their colleagues. Forced to endure the embarrassment of correcting her preferred pronouns in front of all of them lest her fee-fees be hurt, OP is furious that he obligated her to brand herself with the mark of transgenderism right out the gate to a bunch of strangers - a matter which she considers a risk to her safety and comfort.
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Hate the concept that I can’t be mad about misgendering​

I have been on t for over 3 years now and about 99% of the time, I pass (or at least from what I am aware by the way strangers consistently refer to me. And working food service, I’ve had a lot of strangers refer to me by gendered terms). Because of this, I tend to let people assume I’m cis until I know they are a safe person.
I’m in college right now and the program I’m going into has a prerequisite class that is typically filled with students pursuing that program. So it’s likely that the very small group accepted into the program (less than 20) will have people from this class.
We had to get into groups, then introduce each other to the class in groups. The cis guy in my group said he’d introduce me to the class when our group went up and I was like sure.
Well he must have clocked me because he starts out by saying “This is OP, *she* is”
and went to continue on with his sentence so I had to correct him. If he had immediately caught it and corrected it, the class might believe it’s a slip of the tongue. Me having to correct it, however, showed that THIS IS A TRANS PERSON!
I suppose I could’ve salvaged it but it caught me so off guard that I was launched into fight or flight and anyone could’ve read the panic on my face. I unfortunately have too much social anxiety to do the whole “gaslight the cis people” while stuck up in front of a class.
Instead I waited till he was finished and introduced him by calling him “she” to at least try to gleam some humor from it. Though I do regret this as it just called more attention to it (and only got one big laugh from presumably the only ally in the room)
He then said sorry and he didn’t mean anything by it when we got back to our seats. I was aware of this already so I just said “okay” in a curt voice.
I know the expected reaction is to be a good little trans person who goes “Oh you’re soooo fine, if you didn’t mean to it’s all good” and it’d be absolutely insane to be mad about it.
But I was pissed.
I’ve lived the whole pre-t experience, and it definitely hurt to be misgendered then but there is a whole new level to it now.
Before, misgendering me wasn’t outing me.
Even now, if you correct yourself fast enough and play it off it still isn’t outing me.
But this scenario?
Outed me to people that are applying to the same very small program I am. People that frankly do not seem to give “I’ve spoken to a trans person before” energy.
I have enough compassion to know that it was not intentional, but enough experience to know it is because he believes deep down that AFAB= woman and AMAB= men. It doesn’t matter what let him know I’m trans that other people do not notice, because him knowing someone is trans will change the way he perceives their gender entirely regardless of their presentation.
That is enough to annoy me mildly.
But choosing to be the one to introduce me to the class, knowing you think this way?
That is down right thoughtless, and thus infuriating.
Anyways just wanted to vent in a place where people’s first thought wouldn’t be “aw he was sorry (“. It may have been a mistake, but it was a mistake that affects my safety and comfortability. And sorry cannot suddenly make everyone forget that I’m the one trans kid in the class who started shaking when someone misgendered them.

A woman learns that men who like women generally prefer them not to look like bizarre partial androgynes with fractured, amphibian voices, and this hurts her feelings deeply as before the gender-tick bit her and gave her Lame Disease, she was quite the femme fatale. It's not fair; according to her, she's "definitely more stylish than the average guy," so why isn't that enough? What, do people not have sex with each other's laundry or something? It's a sick, sick world we live in.
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People aren’t really attracted to me anymore​

I‘m almost at 8 months on T and pass pretty consistently (I got lucky with my facial features and my voice), but I’ve started noticing that people are less attracted to me than when I was more visibly and openly trans.
Obviously I’m happy that I pass and I‘d rather be an eternal bachelor than a woman but it still feels kind of shitty. Back when I was pre-T people used to have obvious crushes on me pretty often, usually other pre-T trans guys and nonbinary people and the very occasional bisexual cis guy, but now… no one. I’m very obviously gay and definitely more stylish than the average guy and women will compliment me on my hair and clothes, but its obviously in a “gbf” way and not because of attraction.
When it comes to men, the sex I’m actually attracted to, I get zero attention from them in real life. I’ve gotten a little attention on dating apps and I got a few hookups off Grindr, but guys don’t hit on me or ask me out at all. I can get along with other men but we usually just talk about shared interests and theres no sort of tension. My roommate (also a gay man) gets hit on my other men quite frequently. I used to get a lot of attention from other trans guys but that’s dried up too, probably since I’m not openly trans anymore.
If you have dating advice I’m open to it, but this is more of just confused whining. It just feels a little weird to me.

Tiny hand trauma: a TiF with eensie-weensie little grabbers can hardly bear the fact that she will always be picked first to reach for the last chip in the Pringles can. I like that in OP's list of things denied to those of the miniscule mittens, she cites... playing piano? As if children don't play piano? The innovation TiFs have in inventing new insecurities is impressive.
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I have tiny little baby hands.​

This is going to delve into areas that aren't necessarily FtM related but I feel it's relevant enough. Besides, I wouldn't feel comfortable sharing this in a generalized venting sub.
I have tiny little baby hands. They're literally like if you took the hands of a child and scaled them up to adult size. My fingers are short, and fingernails are stubby. My hands are smaller than anyone else in my family, including my mom and sister, who are both shorter than me. Their hands look normal. Mine never matured past infancy.
This has been an insecurity of mine pretty much ever since I started comparing myself to others, but it's gotten even worse in recent years since I've realized I'm trans. For a woman? Small hands are a cute little quirk. But for a man? It's laughable. It's one of two of the most common insults given to America's fascist-in-chief (the other being his weight, which also applies to me, but at least that can theoretically be changed.) And it's super fucking humiliating. Why can't people just hate the things about bad people that are actually worth hating, instead of body shaming them without care to the innocent people who share those traits?
Every time I look at my hands, which is pretty much unavoidable, I think of how pathetic and small and weak they are. All the gloves I wear at work have unfilled bits dangling off the fingers because my hands can't fill them. I'll never be good at piano. I'll never be masculine, because my hands are stubby and babylike.
I'm fine with most of my other attributes. I've got an average height for a man, if slightly shorter, but it's not enough to matter to anyone other than incels. My feet are a good size. It's just my hands that didn't get the memo, and it infuriates me.

Friendly fire: a poon feels the shrapnel of body shaming cut her to the quick when she watches friends and loved ones mercilessly mock ICE agents based on their hairlines and penis lengths, which she takes personally due to being a bald chick with no dick. The comments on this post actually had to be closed because too many of her fellow poons were punishing her for caring about the feelings of ICE agents when that obviously wasn't what she wrote, but expecting literacy from Redditors is like expecting a fish to ride a bicycle.
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Geez, why are baldness and penis size still acceptable things to mock?​

I hate ICE as much as the next guy but damn do I also hate seeing people use baldness and penis size to mock them. Just comments ranging from "their sanity is holding on as good as their receding hairline" or "their average penile size is negative" with lots of additional comments about micropenises. To be clear: I'm not saying don't make fun of ICE but surely, there's other ways to make fun of them...
As a bald transman, I find it so disheartening to see baldness and penis size being used to put people down and be associated with "bad" or negative behaviour. With the body positivity movement, I always hoped it would circle around and help rectify these issues but I'm beginning to believe it never will. Am I the only one who feels sensitive/slightly offended about these kinds of jokes? I'm open to being told I'm too senstivite, but regardless, I'd love opinions on how to combat the feelings/not let it bother me so much.

Sticks and stones: an Eastern European crossdresser fears that deep inside the breast of every true and honest woman lies the cold, wicked heart of a TERF, waiting to pump hateful blood through her veins the moment a troon approaches. Though OP admits that men have been far harsher to him (going as far as to threaten him with physical violence), it nevertheless remains more painful when women simply laugh at him. Ah, that Margaret Atwood quote certainly is timeless, isn't it?
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Do most cis women actually share TERF views? ​

I want to start by saying that I'm sorry if this sounds harsh, my perspective is probably shaped by trauma, and I'm not trying to accuse anyone. I'm just genuinely confused.
Within the trans community, I often hear a lot of criticism of TERFs, which makes sense. But at the same time, cis women are often talked about in a very positive way, as if they're generally supportive of trans women and accepting. I honestly don't understand where that's supposed to be happening. San Francisco?
In my real life, I don't know a single cis woman who doesn't hold views similar to TERFs. I understand that TERFs are more dangerous because they actively and aggressively push for harmful policies. But if we're talking purely about opinions and attitudes, it feels like most cis women think the same way, they're just quieter about it.
I've experienced refusal of service, mockery, insults, and consistently disrespectful behaviour. I've been relatively lucky with my appearance, since transitioning, I've never been misgendered based on how I look. But as soon as I start speaking, people quickly notice, and many cis women begin addressing me as a man, even after I ask them not to.
I'm not saying my experience represents some universal truth. But for me personally, most cis women feel functionally the same as TERFs, the only difference is that some say it out loud, and others don't

 

[Aquarius]

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Trannys saying the quiet part out loud.

During a Tranny Community Stream, elderly AGP gentleman bemoans being alone on Christmas Eve, both family and strangers denying his attempts at female impersonation:

"I'll always be misgendered, but it's worth it because when I get out of the shower (edit: at a public shower) there's just tits and ass hanging out everywhere".

And about that moderator/host who says he's not scared to go into the women's locker room --
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He looks like a stereotypical punch drunk over the hill boxer, modulo the haircut and earrings. He might not be scared, but I'm pretty sure the women are. And I expect that's also part of the fetish.

So after the guy in blue finishes speaking, the other grandpa-tranny says something to the effect of “to respond to what the other guy said”. What the other guy said. He says this in response to the first guy’s confession of exhibitionist behaviour and sexual abuse. And the first dude doesn’t respond when the second calls him “guy”. He doesn’t even correct him..

They both know they’re men, they both know the other guy knows they’re a man, they’re both relishing the sexual abuse of women and girls, and they don’t care if the other man speaks frankly about it. They’re not hurt by “misgendering” (more like correct sexing amirite) and they only feign distress in response to it in order to get what they want. That being access to naked women and girls.

And even if misgendering did hurt them and it wasn’t something they only expect normies to abide by… he just said ogling naked women and girls was worth it. He’s made a fucking choice, but none of the people in the showers where he lurks had a choice. They’re not “born this way”. They always had a choice. We really don’t hate them enough.

 

[Sean Andalou]

At first I thought this edit was by one of us, but it's by a troon:

It makes perfect troon sense as an exposure of how normal people really think.
The only difference of opinion is the assumption it's a bad thing.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

A wordy cartoon:

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And the top replies:

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At first I thought this edit was by one of us, but it's by a troon:

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When someone is born without working legs, society feels bad for them and tries to help them integrate.

When someone is born without working wings, no one gives a fuck because no shit you're not supposed to have wings.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

I (enby) got told by my bf (cis) that I might have to be "less queer" to his work's dinner event. First of all, I'm not even sure what he meant by that, as we are directly a queer relationship. We recently moved to Colorado from Alabama, and I totally understand being stealth in a state that doesn't have the best record for being nice to trans people

How the actual fuck do you "stealth" nonbinary, what does that even mean?

 

[Sean Andalou]

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The winter is worsening my body dysmorphia and dysphoria right now I don’t even know if I pass. But I walked past Mormon missionaries and later on evangelica preachers . Both times I was called Miss and even sweetheart inviting me to church. lmao I know what they really think of trans people watching what is happening in over there in the US. If they didn’t mis gender me does that mean I pass?

Top comment:

Sounds like you are there.

Excerpt from long comment further down:

if strangers in casual interactions are treating you like a woman without any explicit prompting, it's because that's how they're reading you. they're not making a big effort to consciously parse every little detail, or deliberately trying to be accommodating (even the ones who aren't transphobic. people really just aren't that invested), they're just going with whatever they see you as, probably without a second thought. ...

And a dive into the profile yields a selfie.
Archive link to selfie