🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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The Turkey Tom situation is crazy / Just got worse.
-It's Over
-He's Done
-Life Ruined
-Turkey Tom's Pathetic Response
-Turkey Tom's Pathetic Comeback Attempt
-Turkey Tom, One Year Later
-Legend to Lolcow, the Turkey Tom Story


Now that I've had time for a piss and a cigarette I find myself flabbergasted. Sure, this kind of dam break is more or less inevitable for youtubers, but you'd think given his chosen subject matter he might have picked up a few lessons. Most importantly is that leaving a string of abused women in your wake is a fatally bad idea. When you push one of them too far they know just where to leak all the embarrassing shit they have access to. Say, perhaps, that tranny-killing, Nazi site full of despicable, yet well-spoken chuds who are more that happy to archive all the skidmarks in the laundry load dropped at their feet.

This zoomie cunt really never did think that it might be a good idea to wipe properly given that this site has no shortage of users who loath him for making beau coup bucks scraping these threads without credit while mixing in algospeak and PCE. He did not care that many of us were ready at a moments notice to pounce and make a mess that even his top jannies can't clean. Nope, he just kept going on as usual. Now his girls are making the Boston Tea Party look like a party foul and we're all recreating that scene from Two Towers. You know the one, but what the hell?
 
-It's Over
-He's Done
-Life Ruined
-Turkey Tom's Pathetic Response
-Turkey Tom's Pathetic Comeback Attempt
-Turkey Tom, One Year Later
-Legend to Lolcow, the Turkey Tom Story


Now that I've had time for a piss and a cigarette I find myself flabbergasted. Sure, this kind of dam break is more or less inevitable for youtubers, but you'd think given his chosen subject matter he might have picked up a few lessons. Most importantly is that leaving a string of abused women in your wake is a fatally bad idea. When you push one of them too far they know just where to leak all the embarrassing shit they have access to. Say, perhaps, that tranny-killing, Nazi site full of despicable, yet well-spoken chuds who are more that happy to archive all the skidmarks in the laundry load dropped at their feet.

This zoomie cunt really never did think that it might be a good idea to wipe properly given that this site has no shortage of users who loath him for making beau coup bucks scraping these threads without credit while mixing in algospeak and PCE. He did not care that many of us were ready at a moments notice to pounce and make a mess that even his top jannies can't clean. Nope, he just kept going on as usual. Now his girls are making the Boston Tea Party look like a party foul and we're all recreating that scene from Two Towers. You know the one, but what the hell?
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the night rapist.
 
Tom will walk away from this fresh as a daisy. That's my bet anyways. The usual spergs who would freak out over this are for the most part his butt buddies. Even if blood is in the water and that entire niche has freaked out for far less they won't do shit. And it doesn't seem major enough for someone outside the sphere to cover.
 
There still isn't enough evidence for me to believe if what Turkey Tom did was true and honest. What if these 2 accounts were made by some child faking it with made up evidence and laughing their socks off about spreading misinformation on the internet.

Also NIGGER!!!
 
Tom will walk away from this fresh as a daisy. That's my bet anyways. The usual spergs who would freak out over this are for the most part his butt buddies. Even if blood is in the water and that entire niche has freaked out for far less they won't do shit. And it doesn't seem major enough for someone outside the sphere to cover.
Being real, that is a possibility. It's also a possible that with the incoming deluge of sloptube essays in the coming weeks there will be more people coming out of the wood works with their own TT stories. Some will be fake, some will have receipts, and the pressure from it all may cause Tommie 2 to make more mistakes that deteriorate his situation further. I can't be sure, but I know it's going to be great fun watching this cunt get an ulcer from the drama.
 
random dump i havent even gone thru me and his dms fully so that will come perhaps but heres some stuff for now

-tom following me and dming me ( i screenshot any encounter so dont take this as planned evilness lol i was literally a fan </3 )

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ready to party and his freak ass just had to say something weird...

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shooting range as a first date he filled out all the gun forms for me.. puts lots of trust in "crazy" internet women...

range 3.jpg gay ahh stance.jpg range.jpeg.webp

the bruise on my face was real.. heres multiple different photos and time stamps of it lol.
idk if i got it from him hitting me or holding my mouth closed but he did both so couldve been either. he even commented on the bruise the next day, NOT EVEN APOLOGIZING.. just said that he was scared to take me in public because i look like a victim.

bruise.jpg more bruise.jpg a zoom for the retards.jpg even more bruise.jpeg

lol this one is pathetic but its good proof tht he deadass be WAILIN ON HOES do not flame me i have lapse of judgement sometimes...

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this is actually insane i havent even mentioned this yet. tom is so porn brained he almost never came unless u were like screaming crying OR if he started jerking off in front of u to the videos he had just recorded moments before without your consent!

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this is when he told me he had ring worm and ruined my birthday yay super awesome

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okay the rest is random texts with friends and family about my time with him and how he made me bleed and was lowkey scary.

brother lol.jpeg ouch.jpeg ouch pt 2.jpeg ouch 3.jpeg

also streamer room
we both have one of these plush lmk what we should do with them cuz rn mines hidden in my closet

stream room lel.jpeg.webp
 

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Tom will walk away from this fresh as a daisy. That's my bet anyways. The usual spergs who would freak out over this are for the most part his butt buddies. Even if blood is in the water and that entire niche has freaked out for far less they won't do shit. And it doesn't seem major enough for someone outside the sphere to cover.
It is pretty ironic that someone whose career is built around turning kiwifarms threads into videos has an audience with practically zero overlap with the site. I doubt they're watching MATI or even Kino Casino.

I did see a Keemstar tweet about it and I'm willing to bet he shares much more of a fan base with Tom, so hopefully he'll get extra eyes on it.
 
Tom will walk away from this fresh as a daisy. That's my bet anyways. The usual spergs who would freak out over this are for the most part his butt buddies. Even if blood is in the water and that entire niche has freaked out for far less they won't do shit. And it doesn't seem major enough for someone outside the sphere to cover.
Tom is hated by multiple communities. This is going to be big by Sunday. I'm sure Pyros community is already going for it.
 
@left4dead Was he ever violent aside from during sex? because so far it just seems like rough sex. You're saying he hit you like it was abuse but it was during sex, and you even said you wanted him to date you after the fact
Did you also ever also ask him to stop and he kept hurting you?
 
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